Trans Script! I named my tree spruce Jenner, it’s transplant. We often forget that disliking someone in a group doesn’t mean you hate the entire group. I’m in a transitional period. Say hi on the road. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #trans #lgbtq #comedy #yadontsay #souptonuts #netflix
Avert Your Gays! Dicks are like kids, we like our own but no one else’s. Share with a gay pal. My friend is a gay conspiracy theorist, he’s LGBTQanon. Put it in my ass. See you soon Tennessee! Knoxville & Memphis. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk 🏳️🌈#allovertheroad #comedy #yadontsay #gay #jokes #lgbtq
That’s Rich!! We love ambition until it pays off. And yet I thought we all wanted to be rich. I haven’t seen a sub go down like that since Jared fogel. Comedy! Coming to New Haven & Pittsburgh! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #allovertheroad #souptonuts #pagetostage #sub #rich #money #comedy #funny #entrepreneur #haha #funny #joke
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Punch Line! These matchups are getting wacky. I think I’d rather a cocaine off between Hunter biden & don jr. Putin vs Kanye next. See you next week Syracuse. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #jakepaul #tyson #fight #comedy #yadontsay #outtolunch #souptonuts jokes #haha #
I kid, I kid! Ignorance is bliss and funny. Kids these days, am I right folks? Some people aren’t hateful, they’re just dumb. Kids are funny cuz they don’t know all of societies kooky rules. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #race #trans #comedy #yadontsay #souptonuts #netflix #white #jokes
Took a stab at it. I’m running back on the road folks! Minneapolis Madison Evansville Bloomington Los Angeles Coachella valley Victoria, BC Vancouver Royal oak Fort Wayne West Palm Beach Fort Meyers New Haven Boston Philly Pittsburgh Seattle Spokane More to come. Lemme know where you live a@d I’ll pop over eventually. Comedy!!
Hocus POTUS! Respect your elders folks. I zinged trump & now the current geezer. Keeping it equal. It’s an erection year. Do they wear diapers, that depends! What a country! RFK jr next! See you kooks on the road. Comedy!! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #yadontsay #comedy #biden #souptonuts #greta #jokes
Happy pride folks! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Stay safe out there ya queefs. She’s on a trans mission. Comedy! #pride Boston, New Haven, Philly and Pittsburgh up next.
White Out! I don’t think whitey is as proud as other groups may think. Most honkeys I know are praying for a drop of Choctaw or dyslexia. No wonder everyone is “bi” now, gotta have a hook! Either way, the privilege is all mine! See y’all on the road. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #yadontsay #allovertheroad #comedy #white
Fun @wemightbedrunk tonight with @andrewyang . Great conversation about the country, NYC, and we had to try some jokes. . . #funny #jokes #comedy
Musk See TV!! So many fun characters these days. Elon, hunter, spears, collect all 3! This is a wacky time to be alive so you gotta laugh about it. Here’s a fun grab bag of zingers about these times. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #allovertheroad #yadontsay #biden #elonmusk #brittany #comedy #jokes
Juice Press! Cuts like a knife. After that car chase, he shoulda played for the broncos. During Covid, Corona beer plummeted, yet after OJ killed his wife, sales were fine for Orange Juice. It’s a quitting time. Tons of new dates added folks. Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #yadontsay #comedy #oj #bills #broncos #jokes #allovertheroad
Bless You!! This clip is nothing to sneeze at. Gotta cool it on the blow. I was super sick on this last run (monkey pox). But the show must go on! Almost blew my colon out holding that puppy in. See you soon Boston and New Haven! Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #sneeze #sick #allovertheroad #pagetostage #souptonuts #comedy #jokes #haha #funny #Canada 🇨🇦
Friendly Fire!! It always shocks me what people get ‘outraged’ about. We’re all gonna die one day folks. Super religious ppl & super progressive ppl don’t realize how similar they are. Both are annoying! Could this post beeeeeee any longer?!! Comedy! #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #jokes #friends #problematic #comedy #pagetostage #souptonuts #friends #haha #allovertheroad
Only thing Drake and Kendrick can agree on is @bodegacatwhiskey is good stuff. Can’t get a DUI if you don’t have a car. Stay safe out there! 📷 @salacuse
Only thing Drake and Kendrick can agree on is @bodegacatwhiskey is good stuff. Can’t get a DUI if you don’t have a car. Stay safe out there! 📷 @salacuse
Only thing Drake and Kendrick can agree on is @bodegacatwhiskey is good stuff. Can’t get a DUI if you don’t have a car. Stay safe out there! 📷 @salacuse
Next up on ep 180 we are with Nikki Glaser great episode and we get into some family planning options! Join us for the full episode tonight at 9pm eastern! #comedy #comedypodcast #podcasting
Tru Dat! Didn’t see that one coming. We’re in a comedy boo right now. Fun night in British colum. Turns out hating your leaders is universal. But we had our first black president years ago. Comedy! See you soon New Haven & Pittsburgh #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #pagetostage #allovertheroad #souptonuts #jokes #comedy #haha #trudeau #canada #vancouver
Yes Queen! The Royal family is always in the news folks. Just when you think your family is wacky they’re there to make you feel better. Lotta hot dates coming up! West Palm, fort myers, New Haven, Philly, Pittsburgh, Sioux Falls. Hit the site. Comedy! From @standupots at @nycomedyclub. #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #allovertheroad #comedy #royalfamily #queen #pagetostage #souptonuts #outtolunch
Cringe isn’t a good enough word for this. We hope you recover someday @chrisdcomedy new episode tonight at 9pm eastern! #wemightbedrunk #comedy #unfrosted
Hilarious @wemightbedrunk with @daveattell & @ianimal69 tonight at 9pm ET
Yukking it up at the cellar with the fellas who knows when. My old pal @garyvider has a new special on YouTube: “It Could be Worse.” Give it a whirl, it’s great! Gary was the first comic I ever met in nyc. He’s got amazing jokes. Im a big fan! Check it out asap folks before his diddy relationship comes out. Comedy! 📸: @salacuse #tuesdayswithstories #wemightbedrunk #jokes