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Ever have a day where every single thing grinds your gears? I’m talking about a 24 hour session of pure hell where nothing works, nothing fits and the project is dragging along at a snail’s pace. The minutes tick by so slowly that you just wanna throw tools across the garage. Don’t throw the wrench. Adding a fresh dent to the door of your car or the drywall (if you’re a baller and have drywall!) of your garage isn’t gonna help. Instead of chucking something heavy across the room try my patent-pending, organic and responsibly grown method for achieving mental nirvana in times of mechanical duress; This low-carb and dolphin-safe anger management methodology is stupid simple and will help reduce stress, rid your body of fatigue, and make your coworkers seem more tolerable every day of your life. Want to feel better? Tired of being tired after a long day of wrenching? ARE YOU READY TO BE HAPPY AGAIN? Simply follow these steps and all will be right with the world again.
Step 1. Get in a car. A V8-powered and rear-wheel-drive car will do the job. Peasants can secure a Front-Wheel-Drive car with a functioning emergency brake handle.
Step 2. Drive slowly to an empty parking lot. Abandoned shopping malls are perfect but these days even the ones that are still selling makeup and kitty cat calendars have pretty much been abandoned by the general public so find a corner of the parking lot and continue onto Step 3 … read the rest and pick up a shirt by clicking my link in the bio or head to www.fsmgarage.com and you can also enter your chance to win my Datsun 510! | Posted on 31/May/2024 20:43:58
