⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
⚠️ this post contains a gross x-ray of my snapped arm bones 🩻 ⚠️ I won’t be posting any 🏋🏻♀️ for a while 😢 On Sunday I broke the fuck out of my wrist and arm trying to learn a new gymnastic movement called a pull-over. KIDS: DON’T USE GRIPS FOR PULLOVERS PLZ. My body went over but my hands didn’t 🤮 It was bad bad. I’m a twit for using grips for that movement but it was new and I just didn’t have a clue. Ugh. A man called Hugh at my gym is a guardian angel. He took me to hospital and stayed with me all day and evening then collected my car 🦸🏻♂️❤️ Big shout out to amazing @lg_nhs for taking incredible emergency care of me. On Tuesday I had surgery with a plate, pins AND a wire whacked in there 🦾 I’ve had so many kind kind things from friends I’m touched as absolute fuck 💐 I’m 💔 to have lost an exciting acting job I had coming up (fairly, my character would have needed to have a broken arm for ten years 😂). But I’m already back to work in every other respect ✌🏻 Also left-only-handed lyf is ON. I’ve learnt left handed writing, injecting my own tummy with one hand and today I chopped up a BUTTERNUT SQUASH. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED. And my beloved PE. I’m gonna get such a fucking massive left arm and become the fastest bastard on a static 🚲 you’ve ever met. I’ll also have loads of therapy, naturally. Onwaaaaaaaaards (really fucking slowly)
#sturdygirlclub is back TONIGHT 6.30pm on @bbcradio4 and it’s all about RUGBY 🏉🔥🙌🏻 🌹🏆 Featuring the wisdom of 💫 @redrosesrugby legends @maggiealphonsi as well @vickyfleetwood_ who these videos prove is also the MOST patient, kind and brilliant teacher 🤣😂😅 Me and my boy child now big big fans of watching women be AMAZING at this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🔥🙌🏻🔥 sport 🏉 ❤️ Sidenote: I personally think this episode is one of the funniest bits of comedy I’ve ever made. So there.
#sturdygirlclub is back TONIGHT 6.30pm on @bbcradio4 and it’s all about RUGBY 🏉🔥🙌🏻 🌹🏆 Featuring the wisdom of 💫 @redrosesrugby legends @maggiealphonsi as well @vickyfleetwood_ who these videos prove is also the MOST patient, kind and brilliant teacher 🤣😂😅 Me and my boy child now big big fans of watching women be AMAZING at this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🔥🙌🏻🔥 sport 🏉 ❤️ Sidenote: I personally think this episode is one of the funniest bits of comedy I’ve ever made. So there.
#sturdygirlclub is back TONIGHT 6.30pm on @bbcradio4 and it’s all about RUGBY 🏉🔥🙌🏻 🌹🏆 Featuring the wisdom of 💫 @redrosesrugby legends @maggiealphonsi as well @vickyfleetwood_ who these videos prove is also the MOST patient, kind and brilliant teacher 🤣😂😅 Me and my boy child now big big fans of watching women be AMAZING at this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🔥🙌🏻🔥 sport 🏉 ❤️ Sidenote: I personally think this episode is one of the funniest bits of comedy I’ve ever made. So there.
#sturdygirlclub is back TONIGHT 6.30pm on @bbcradio4 and it’s all about RUGBY 🏉🔥🙌🏻 🌹🏆 Featuring the wisdom of 💫 @redrosesrugby legends @maggiealphonsi as well @vickyfleetwood_ who these videos prove is also the MOST patient, kind and brilliant teacher 🤣😂😅 Me and my boy child now big big fans of watching women be AMAZING at this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🔥🙌🏻🔥 sport 🏉 ❤️ Sidenote: I personally think this episode is one of the funniest bits of comedy I’ve ever made. So there.
#sturdygirlclub is back TONIGHT 6.30pm on @bbcradio4 and it’s all about RUGBY 🏉🔥🙌🏻 🌹🏆 Featuring the wisdom of 💫 @redrosesrugby legends @maggiealphonsi as well @vickyfleetwood_ who these videos prove is also the MOST patient, kind and brilliant teacher 🤣😂😅 Me and my boy child now big big fans of watching women be AMAZING at this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🔥🙌🏻🔥 sport 🏉 ❤️ Sidenote: I personally think this episode is one of the funniest bits of comedy I’ve ever made. So there.
#sturdygirlclub is back TONIGHT 6.30pm on @bbcradio4 and it’s all about RUGBY 🏉🔥🙌🏻 🌹🏆 Featuring the wisdom of 💫 @redrosesrugby legends @maggiealphonsi as well @vickyfleetwood_ who these videos prove is also the MOST patient, kind and brilliant teacher 🤣😂😅 Me and my boy child now big big fans of watching women be AMAZING at this 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🔥🙌🏻🔥 sport 🏉 ❤️ Sidenote: I personally think this episode is one of the funniest bits of comedy I’ve ever made. So there.
BRAND NEW hoovering out today with the f***ing lovely, deeply funny @larrydeancomedy 😙 ☕️ 🍌 🥖 🚬 👨🏻🍳 🍗 🍚 🥬 🥫🥫🥫🥫 🍭 🌬️ 🥑 🥓 🍄🟫 🥔 🌶️ 🧅 🤕 🛌 🍽️ 🥪 🦁 🫛 🍅 🪙 👂🏿👂🏾🦻🏼portfollow.com/hoovering He’s OFF ON TOUR, I’m ON TOUR, and our breakfast was at the really 🤤 @lantanalondon
BRAND NEW hoovering out today with the f***ing lovely, deeply funny @larrydeancomedy 😙 ☕️ 🍌 🥖 🚬 👨🏻🍳 🍗 🍚 🥬 🥫🥫🥫🥫 🍭 🌬️ 🥑 🥓 🍄🟫 🥔 🌶️ 🧅 🤕 🛌 🍽️ 🥪 🦁 🫛 🍅 🪙 👂🏿👂🏾🦻🏼portfollow.com/hoovering He’s OFF ON TOUR, I’m ON TOUR, and our breakfast was at the really 🤤 @lantanalondon
BRAND NEW hoovering out today with the f***ing lovely, deeply funny @larrydeancomedy 😙 ☕️ 🍌 🥖 🚬 👨🏻🍳 🍗 🍚 🥬 🥫🥫🥫🥫 🍭 🌬️ 🥑 🥓 🍄🟫 🥔 🌶️ 🧅 🤕 🛌 🍽️ 🥪 🦁 🫛 🍅 🪙 👂🏿👂🏾🦻🏼portfollow.com/hoovering He’s OFF ON TOUR, I’m ON TOUR, and our breakfast was at the really 🤤 @lantanalondon
BRAND NEW hoovering out today with the f***ing lovely, deeply funny @larrydeancomedy 😙 ☕️ 🍌 🥖 🚬 👨🏻🍳 🍗 🍚 🥬 🥫🥫🥫🥫 🍭 🌬️ 🥑 🥓 🍄🟫 🥔 🌶️ 🧅 🤕 🛌 🍽️ 🥪 🦁 🫛 🍅 🪙 👂🏿👂🏾🦻🏼portfollow.com/hoovering He’s OFF ON TOUR, I’m ON TOUR, and our breakfast was at the really 🤤 @lantanalondon
TONIGHT episode 3 of #sturdygirlclub is on @bbcradio4 at 6.30pm and it’s on WRESTLING 🤼💪🏻🎉 Featuring the amazing @claire_heafford @rhiaoreilly and @sikisacomedy 💫🔥💫🤸🏿♀️ Then on @bbcsounds for 🕰️
TONIGHT episode 3 of #sturdygirlclub is on @bbcradio4 at 6.30pm and it’s on WRESTLING 🤼💪🏻🎉 Featuring the amazing @claire_heafford @rhiaoreilly and @sikisacomedy 💫🔥💫🤸🏿♀️ Then on @bbcsounds for 🕰️
TONIGHT episode 3 of #sturdygirlclub is on @bbcradio4 at 6.30pm and it’s on WRESTLING 🤼💪🏻🎉 Featuring the amazing @claire_heafford @rhiaoreilly and @sikisacomedy 💫🔥💫🤸🏿♀️ Then on @bbcsounds for 🕰️
TONIGHT episode 3 of #sturdygirlclub is on @bbcradio4 at 6.30pm and it’s on WRESTLING 🤼💪🏻🎉 Featuring the amazing @claire_heafford @rhiaoreilly and @sikisacomedy 💫🔥💫🤸🏿♀️ Then on @bbcsounds for 🕰️
TONIGHT episode 3 of #sturdygirlclub is on @bbcradio4 at 6.30pm and it’s on WRESTLING 🤼💪🏻🎉 Featuring the amazing @claire_heafford @rhiaoreilly and @sikisacomedy 💫🔥💫🤸🏿♀️ Then on @bbcsounds for 🕰️
