Jessica Harmon Instagram – This “I’m a sailor now” look can be purchased at your local Hawaiian sailboat charter. The look does not include the ability to sail or in any way be useful to the captain or crew of any and all vessels. It is performative in nature and comes with a small percentage of self loathing that can be easily trumped by the ability to tell others to fuck off as one is in fact on a boat. Reminder to never look directly into a camera being used onboard, even if you are painfully aware of the fact that you yourself are taking said photograph. If a boat sails without any photographic evidence did it indeed ever leave the harbour?