Had to bribe my children to stay out of this photo
Had to bribe my children to stay out of this photo
The former Book-it Champion made a triumphant return to the Scholastic Book Fair this morning!
The former Book-it Champion made a triumphant return to the Scholastic Book Fair this morning!
Happy Mother’s Day to me, one of the most over-confident to ever do it
when you’re trying to have it all, something is bound to slip (teddy)
no bra/had to pee
RIP the time Sean and I wore these costumes to a cool party and none of the late millennials knew who we were and we had to leave early because Sean wore a real goldfish and strangers kept shaming us, even though the pet store person told us it was fine to have the goldfish in the jar for the evening as long as we planned to put him back in his bowl when we went home (we did)
only grownups in the Corn Barn
wishes are children 💫
wishes are children 💫
wishes are children 💫
wishes are children 💫
Learned the hard way that you should AirTag your little kids in all crowded spaces. Happy Halloween 💀
Learned the hard way that you should AirTag your little kids in all crowded spaces. Happy Halloween 💀
Happy Father’s Day to the undisputed King of Teddy’s kindergarten class. How lucky are my kids?
Happy Father’s Day to the man who has stolen candy from our babies so many times that now they only laugh about it, which is maybe actually great parenting.
feels big
Here’s to the babies who lunch
The former Book-It Champion made a triumphant return to the Scholastic Book Fair this morning!
The former Book-It Champion made a triumphant return to the Scholastic Book Fair this morning!
