Im sorry! It’s a joke. I’m a good landlord and I still rent. Leaky tap I’m fixing it. New dishwasher I got you. It’s just the situation I find myself in. Love yas
I didn’t come across this money making tip when I studied business at uni. Chan’s business 101 Get your 🎟️ 🎟️ 🎟️ for my show Hoo’s That Girl? in Sydney at Chatswood August 9 Shows coming up in Parramatta and Cairns. Head to comedy.com.au for details #funny #jokes #comedian #standup
This is 4-0!!!!! I can’t believe it. And true to form I’m monetising it with the release of my very special “Asian Gracefully” bucket hat (available in 4 very cool colours!). I’m not really a birthday person but I guess I am when I’ve decided to release a hat on the day. Priorities right? Is this my hustler Chinese blood coming through 🤔? #asiangracefully link in bio
A wholesome shot in a top I never returned to a friend 😅
Who is wearing the better jacket?? Be honest
❤️ Wagga Wagga! You fancy… didn’t know you had a Myer. Someone’s doing alright. Thanks for coming out last night! Fresh run this morning to the Dane Simpson mural and back. Bit of parkour on the slides w Gez on the way back 🏃♀️
❤️ Wagga Wagga! You fancy… didn’t know you had a Myer. Someone’s doing alright. Thanks for coming out last night! Fresh run this morning to the Dane Simpson mural and back. Bit of parkour on the slides w Gez on the way back 🏃♀️
❤️ Wagga Wagga! You fancy… didn’t know you had a Myer. Someone’s doing alright. Thanks for coming out last night! Fresh run this morning to the Dane Simpson mural and back. Bit of parkour on the slides w Gez on the way back 🏃♀️
❤️ Wagga Wagga! You fancy… didn’t know you had a Myer. Someone’s doing alright. Thanks for coming out last night! Fresh run this morning to the Dane Simpson mural and back. Bit of parkour on the slides w Gez on the way back 🏃♀️
❤️ Wagga Wagga! You fancy… didn’t know you had a Myer. Someone’s doing alright. Thanks for coming out last night! Fresh run this morning to the Dane Simpson mural and back. Bit of parkour on the slides w Gez on the way back 🏃♀️
❤️ Wagga Wagga! You fancy… didn’t know you had a Myer. Someone’s doing alright. Thanks for coming out last night! Fresh run this morning to the Dane Simpson mural and back. Bit of parkour on the slides w Gez on the way back 🏃♀️
I’m next to Mrs Maisel 🥰 my comedy special Hoo Cares? Is out now on Prime Video. It’s a different show to this year’s festival show fyi. You still have to come to my 2023 festival show but you can warm up with this! 🥳 big thanks to everyone who helped get this out there in the wild! If you told teenage Lizzy her job would be making fun of her brothers I would have started comedy sooner. Thanks to my family for staying crazy and giving me something to talk about. Love you 🥰 Special thanks to @guesswork_tv @samcgray and everyone else at Token. @marcelthecomedian for being a great director and my comedy mates @stephbroadbridge @becmelrose @fionacoxfionacox for being the best and @lukejohnmatthewarnold for the cutest illustrations ❤️
I’m next to Mrs Maisel 🥰 my comedy special Hoo Cares? Is out now on Prime Video. It’s a different show to this year’s festival show fyi. You still have to come to my 2023 festival show but you can warm up with this! 🥳 big thanks to everyone who helped get this out there in the wild! If you told teenage Lizzy her job would be making fun of her brothers I would have started comedy sooner. Thanks to my family for staying crazy and giving me something to talk about. Love you 🥰 Special thanks to @guesswork_tv @samcgray and everyone else at Token. @marcelthecomedian for being a great director and my comedy mates @stephbroadbridge @becmelrose @fionacoxfionacox for being the best and @lukejohnmatthewarnold for the cutest illustrations ❤️
📣 Melbourne!! I’ll be selling these very expensive sunnies I bought on a whim in Italy bc I thought I looked cool… plus lots of clothes and shoes at Welcome to Thornbury this Sunday June 2 w the Revamp Clothing market… Pictures of some really cool things you’ll be able to buy. Except the dog. Dog is not for sale!! I’ll be selling stuff w Diana Nguyen who has much better taste than me!! ❤️ Should I keep the sunnies??
📣 Melbourne!! I’ll be selling these very expensive sunnies I bought on a whim in Italy bc I thought I looked cool… plus lots of clothes and shoes at Welcome to Thornbury this Sunday June 2 w the Revamp Clothing market… Pictures of some really cool things you’ll be able to buy. Except the dog. Dog is not for sale!! I’ll be selling stuff w Diana Nguyen who has much better taste than me!! ❤️ Should I keep the sunnies??
📣 Melbourne!! I’ll be selling these very expensive sunnies I bought on a whim in Italy bc I thought I looked cool… plus lots of clothes and shoes at Welcome to Thornbury this Sunday June 2 w the Revamp Clothing market… Pictures of some really cool things you’ll be able to buy. Except the dog. Dog is not for sale!! I’ll be selling stuff w Diana Nguyen who has much better taste than me!! ❤️ Should I keep the sunnies??
📣 Melbourne!! I’ll be selling these very expensive sunnies I bought on a whim in Italy bc I thought I looked cool… plus lots of clothes and shoes at Welcome to Thornbury this Sunday June 2 w the Revamp Clothing market… Pictures of some really cool things you’ll be able to buy. Except the dog. Dog is not for sale!! I’ll be selling stuff w Diana Nguyen who has much better taste than me!! ❤️ Should I keep the sunnies??
Wagga Wagga! I’ll be there Friday night w one of the best in the biz Dave Thornton!! Come to our show and kebab after yeah? Are there good ones in Wagga? Someone told me there is. Help! Does Wagga have good kebabs?
Why is your favourite meal oxtail soup? Who taught you to throw salt over your shoulder when you drop it? Who made that patchwork quilt on your sofa? 🤔 There’s something special about the nonnas, zeidas and babushkas who’ve shaped not just the generations that followed them, but Australia itself ❤️ In a new podcast from SBS Audio called Grand Gestures, comedian @lizzyhoo is learning about the grandparents of some of your favourite Australians – like actor Pia Miranda’s nonno, journalist Pat Abboud’s teita, food writer Alice Zaslavsky’s babushka and more. 🎧 Grand Gestures | Launches 20th June wherever you get your podcasts
Why is your favourite meal oxtail soup? Who taught you to throw salt over your shoulder when you drop it? Who made that patchwork quilt on your sofa? 🤔 There’s something special about the nonnas, zeidas and babushkas who’ve shaped not just the generations that followed them, but Australia itself ❤️ In a new podcast from SBS Audio called Grand Gestures, comedian @lizzyhoo is learning about the grandparents of some of your favourite Australians – like actor Pia Miranda’s nonno, journalist Pat Abboud’s teita, food writer Alice Zaslavsky’s babushka and more. 🎧 Grand Gestures | Launches 20th June wherever you get your podcasts
Why is your favourite meal oxtail soup? Who taught you to throw salt over your shoulder when you drop it? Who made that patchwork quilt on your sofa? 🤔 There’s something special about the nonnas, zeidas and babushkas who’ve shaped not just the generations that followed them, but Australia itself ❤️ In a new podcast from SBS Audio called Grand Gestures, comedian @lizzyhoo is learning about the grandparents of some of your favourite Australians – like actor Pia Miranda’s nonno, journalist Pat Abboud’s teita, food writer Alice Zaslavsky’s babushka and more. 🎧 Grand Gestures | Launches 20th June wherever you get your podcasts
Why is your favourite meal oxtail soup? Who taught you to throw salt over your shoulder when you drop it? Who made that patchwork quilt on your sofa? 🤔 There’s something special about the nonnas, zeidas and babushkas who’ve shaped not just the generations that followed them, but Australia itself ❤️ In a new podcast from SBS Audio called Grand Gestures, comedian @lizzyhoo is learning about the grandparents of some of your favourite Australians – like actor Pia Miranda’s nonno, journalist Pat Abboud’s teita, food writer Alice Zaslavsky’s babushka and more. 🎧 Grand Gestures | Launches 20th June wherever you get your podcasts
Why is your favourite meal oxtail soup? Who taught you to throw salt over your shoulder when you drop it? Who made that patchwork quilt on your sofa? 🤔 There’s something special about the nonnas, zeidas and babushkas who’ve shaped not just the generations that followed them, but Australia itself ❤️ In a new podcast from SBS Audio called Grand Gestures, comedian @lizzyhoo is learning about the grandparents of some of your favourite Australians – like actor Pia Miranda’s nonno, journalist Pat Abboud’s teita, food writer Alice Zaslavsky’s babushka and more. 🎧 Grand Gestures | Launches 20th June wherever you get your podcasts
