Them: “we’re just friends”
Also them (at the gym) :
Them: “we’re just friends”
Also them (at the gym) :
I promise that noise was the windscreen wipers
Just my annual post of me on the pole to remind you I have hobbies I’m very good at but I just don’t post them because you’d rather see bunda. Can we not compromise on skill and a wee bit of bunda 🤔
She thinks im joking but im not 🙁
3rd pic is my fav because you can see how wham my arms are 👹 which is your fav? 💜
3rd pic is my fav because you can see how wham my arms are 👹 which is your fav? 💜
3rd pic is my fav because you can see how wham my arms are 👹 which is your fav? 💜
Shortly after this vid I broke the button on my T-shirt. I’m going to pretend it’s because of my massive calcium cannons… not because my back is like a silverback gorilla 🥹
Transition FAIL but I miss my favourite plonker 😂💕 so this is getting posted
Getting ready to spread the cheeks of democracy in helldivers
Room for two under this blanket… any takers? 😇
Room for two under this blanket… any takers? 😇
Room for two under this blanket… any takers? 😇
Surely it’s warm enough for outdoor shoots now!
Is it warm where you are???
She said help me I’m stuck
Swipe to the last photo for reality
Swipe to the last photo for reality
Swipe to the last photo for reality
Swipe to the last photo for reality
The day we first met 🥲
motorboats are cheaper than super-yachts
What would you like to hear us talk about? 😊
Remember to help each other stretch after a session
