Amreeka just sent another bil to destroy mama earth today. But please, tell me more about how using a paper straw fixes everything. #climatechange #carbonemissions #funny #jokes #savemotherearth #taylorswift #privatejet #reels
BIG NEWS 🥹♥️ Extremely elated, ecstatic and every level of excited to join this incredible cast on @ramy’s new adult animated series “#1 Happy Family USA” which is about a young Muslim boy growing up in Jersey whose whole life changes when 9/11 happens. An experience so specific and life defining for Muslims in the West. Coming to @primevideo v soooon illustrated by the flawless @monachalabi and written by the funniest humans I’ve EVER met- I can’t wait for you all to see 🤍 AND YES THAT IS ME UNDER MANDY MOORE WHAT IS LIFE Sorry teenager me can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Oh Cuz she’s binging a Walk to Remember for the 800th time. BYE.
BIG NEWS 🥹♥️ Extremely elated, ecstatic and every level of excited to join this incredible cast on @ramy’s new adult animated series “#1 Happy Family USA” which is about a young Muslim boy growing up in Jersey whose whole life changes when 9/11 happens. An experience so specific and life defining for Muslims in the West. Coming to @primevideo v soooon illustrated by the flawless @monachalabi and written by the funniest humans I’ve EVER met- I can’t wait for you all to see 🤍 AND YES THAT IS ME UNDER MANDY MOORE WHAT IS LIFE Sorry teenager me can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Oh Cuz she’s binging a Walk to Remember for the 800th time. BYE.
BIG NEWS 🥹♥️ Extremely elated, ecstatic and every level of excited to join this incredible cast on @ramy’s new adult animated series “#1 Happy Family USA” which is about a young Muslim boy growing up in Jersey whose whole life changes when 9/11 happens. An experience so specific and life defining for Muslims in the West. Coming to @primevideo v soooon illustrated by the flawless @monachalabi and written by the funniest humans I’ve EVER met- I can’t wait for you all to see 🤍 AND YES THAT IS ME UNDER MANDY MOORE WHAT IS LIFE Sorry teenager me can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Oh Cuz she’s binging a Walk to Remember for the 800th time. BYE.
BIG NEWS 🥹♥️ Extremely elated, ecstatic and every level of excited to join this incredible cast on @ramy’s new adult animated series “#1 Happy Family USA” which is about a young Muslim boy growing up in Jersey whose whole life changes when 9/11 happens. An experience so specific and life defining for Muslims in the West. Coming to @primevideo v soooon illustrated by the flawless @monachalabi and written by the funniest humans I’ve EVER met- I can’t wait for you all to see 🤍 AND YES THAT IS ME UNDER MANDY MOORE WHAT IS LIFE Sorry teenager me can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Oh Cuz she’s binging a Walk to Remember for the 800th time. BYE.
BIG NEWS 🥹♥️ Extremely elated, ecstatic and every level of excited to join this incredible cast on @ramy’s new adult animated series “#1 Happy Family USA” which is about a young Muslim boy growing up in Jersey whose whole life changes when 9/11 happens. An experience so specific and life defining for Muslims in the West. Coming to @primevideo v soooon illustrated by the flawless @monachalabi and written by the funniest humans I’ve EVER met- I can’t wait for you all to see 🤍 AND YES THAT IS ME UNDER MANDY MOORE WHAT IS LIFE Sorry teenager me can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Oh Cuz she’s binging a Walk to Remember for the 800th time. BYE.
BIG NEWS 🥹♥️ Extremely elated, ecstatic and every level of excited to join this incredible cast on @ramy’s new adult animated series “#1 Happy Family USA” which is about a young Muslim boy growing up in Jersey whose whole life changes when 9/11 happens. An experience so specific and life defining for Muslims in the West. Coming to @primevideo v soooon illustrated by the flawless @monachalabi and written by the funniest humans I’ve EVER met- I can’t wait for you all to see 🤍 AND YES THAT IS ME UNDER MANDY MOORE WHAT IS LIFE Sorry teenager me can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Oh Cuz she’s binging a Walk to Remember for the 800th time. BYE.
BIG NEWS 🥹♥️ Extremely elated, ecstatic and every level of excited to join this incredible cast on @ramy’s new adult animated series “#1 Happy Family USA” which is about a young Muslim boy growing up in Jersey whose whole life changes when 9/11 happens. An experience so specific and life defining for Muslims in the West. Coming to @primevideo v soooon illustrated by the flawless @monachalabi and written by the funniest humans I’ve EVER met- I can’t wait for you all to see 🤍 AND YES THAT IS ME UNDER MANDY MOORE WHAT IS LIFE Sorry teenager me can’t come to the phone right now? Why? Oh Cuz she’s binging a Walk to Remember for the 800th time. BYE.
🚨🚨🚨🚨OUT NOW🚨🚨🚨🚨My debut album “Born on 9/11” has dropped on all platforms. NOT my wedding but arguably WAY more exciting. A huge huge thank you to @comedyrecords for producing this album and putting up with my trillion demands and emotions and giving me full creative reign on this!!! Huge shoutout to my team for making it happen ♥️♥️♥️. I’m so so excited for you all to hear this. It’s a compilation of my last 5 years of comedy material and I’m so proud of it. Lastly and most importantly: a special thank you to everyone who attended my live shows in Toronto and who were part of these recordings. Number one I have each of your laughs memorized. Number two each and every one of you has a full time membership to my heart till the end of time🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️😭😭😭😭 okay love u all thank u. Album cover designed by my favorite @tayelshahzad Makeup by the wonderful @kiis.artistry (who also doubled up as my hype woman and confetti thrower) And of course the GOAT photographer @heaslipphoto 💞💞💞 PS. I KNOW March 25th is the Bridgerton release date but @regejean isn’t even on this season so don’t be tripping #comedy #comedyalbum #bornon911 #albumdrop #standupcomedy #comedyrecords #fourthwifefirstplace
Eid Mubarak 💗🌸💞 Consider this my Eid fit. Photos taken by @justoffthesix 🤗🫶🏼 Missing my nieces and nephews most today. Miss my family and my hometown and our eid rituals most today. I miss texting my brother frantically in the car every year to not start the eid prayer till we got there (cuz my other brother refused to ever wake up on time cuz honestly 6am for a fancy communal gathering is so early). I miss coming home from prayer and throwing bags of $5 candies at all 17 of my nieces and nephews, which blew their mindsssssss. Miss seeing how much money my mom gives each kid depending on what age “status” they’ve reached (oldest always gets the most until one day you’re cut off cuz you’re “old enough to be married”). Miss my oldest brother making all of my grandma’s old ka7k and ghorayeba recipes (which he refuses to give me because he says I’ll “give away” the secret family recipes ((which I will)). Miss my closer brother getting up in the middle of the movie theatre to pray in the corner cuz our routine is off and he refuses to miss the prayer window. I love seeing what colorful outfits and thoughtful gifts my older sisters and sisters in law come up with every year. And I miss getting my bomb outfit pics taken by my nieces after we all break off from the family at golden hour. Nobody takes photos as well as my nieces by the lakeshore in port credit and that’s just the honest truth 😌. But this…this is a close second. #eid #eidmubarak #eidaladha
Eid Mubarak 💗🌸💞 Consider this my Eid fit. Photos taken by @justoffthesix 🤗🫶🏼 Missing my nieces and nephews most today. Miss my family and my hometown and our eid rituals most today. I miss texting my brother frantically in the car every year to not start the eid prayer till we got there (cuz my other brother refused to ever wake up on time cuz honestly 6am for a fancy communal gathering is so early). I miss coming home from prayer and throwing bags of $5 candies at all 17 of my nieces and nephews, which blew their mindsssssss. Miss seeing how much money my mom gives each kid depending on what age “status” they’ve reached (oldest always gets the most until one day you’re cut off cuz you’re “old enough to be married”). Miss my oldest brother making all of my grandma’s old ka7k and ghorayeba recipes (which he refuses to give me because he says I’ll “give away” the secret family recipes ((which I will)). Miss my closer brother getting up in the middle of the movie theatre to pray in the corner cuz our routine is off and he refuses to miss the prayer window. I love seeing what colorful outfits and thoughtful gifts my older sisters and sisters in law come up with every year. And I miss getting my bomb outfit pics taken by my nieces after we all break off from the family at golden hour. Nobody takes photos as well as my nieces by the lakeshore in port credit and that’s just the honest truth 😌. But this…this is a close second. #eid #eidmubarak #eidaladha
Eid Mubarak 💗🌸💞 Consider this my Eid fit. Photos taken by @justoffthesix 🤗🫶🏼 Missing my nieces and nephews most today. Miss my family and my hometown and our eid rituals most today. I miss texting my brother frantically in the car every year to not start the eid prayer till we got there (cuz my other brother refused to ever wake up on time cuz honestly 6am for a fancy communal gathering is so early). I miss coming home from prayer and throwing bags of $5 candies at all 17 of my nieces and nephews, which blew their mindsssssss. Miss seeing how much money my mom gives each kid depending on what age “status” they’ve reached (oldest always gets the most until one day you’re cut off cuz you’re “old enough to be married”). Miss my oldest brother making all of my grandma’s old ka7k and ghorayeba recipes (which he refuses to give me because he says I’ll “give away” the secret family recipes ((which I will)). Miss my closer brother getting up in the middle of the movie theatre to pray in the corner cuz our routine is off and he refuses to miss the prayer window. I love seeing what colorful outfits and thoughtful gifts my older sisters and sisters in law come up with every year. And I miss getting my bomb outfit pics taken by my nieces after we all break off from the family at golden hour. Nobody takes photos as well as my nieces by the lakeshore in port credit and that’s just the honest truth 😌. But this…this is a close second. #eid #eidmubarak #eidaladha
Eid Mubarak 💗🌸💞 Consider this my Eid fit. Photos taken by @justoffthesix 🤗🫶🏼 Missing my nieces and nephews most today. Miss my family and my hometown and our eid rituals most today. I miss texting my brother frantically in the car every year to not start the eid prayer till we got there (cuz my other brother refused to ever wake up on time cuz honestly 6am for a fancy communal gathering is so early). I miss coming home from prayer and throwing bags of $5 candies at all 17 of my nieces and nephews, which blew their mindsssssss. Miss seeing how much money my mom gives each kid depending on what age “status” they’ve reached (oldest always gets the most until one day you’re cut off cuz you’re “old enough to be married”). Miss my oldest brother making all of my grandma’s old ka7k and ghorayeba recipes (which he refuses to give me because he says I’ll “give away” the secret family recipes ((which I will)). Miss my closer brother getting up in the middle of the movie theatre to pray in the corner cuz our routine is off and he refuses to miss the prayer window. I love seeing what colorful outfits and thoughtful gifts my older sisters and sisters in law come up with every year. And I miss getting my bomb outfit pics taken by my nieces after we all break off from the family at golden hour. Nobody takes photos as well as my nieces by the lakeshore in port credit and that’s just the honest truth 😌. But this…this is a close second. #eid #eidmubarak #eidaladha
Eid Mubarak 💗🌸💞 Consider this my Eid fit. Photos taken by @justoffthesix 🤗🫶🏼 Missing my nieces and nephews most today. Miss my family and my hometown and our eid rituals most today. I miss texting my brother frantically in the car every year to not start the eid prayer till we got there (cuz my other brother refused to ever wake up on time cuz honestly 6am for a fancy communal gathering is so early). I miss coming home from prayer and throwing bags of $5 candies at all 17 of my nieces and nephews, which blew their mindsssssss. Miss seeing how much money my mom gives each kid depending on what age “status” they’ve reached (oldest always gets the most until one day you’re cut off cuz you’re “old enough to be married”). Miss my oldest brother making all of my grandma’s old ka7k and ghorayeba recipes (which he refuses to give me because he says I’ll “give away” the secret family recipes ((which I will)). Miss my closer brother getting up in the middle of the movie theatre to pray in the corner cuz our routine is off and he refuses to miss the prayer window. I love seeing what colorful outfits and thoughtful gifts my older sisters and sisters in law come up with every year. And I miss getting my bomb outfit pics taken by my nieces after we all break off from the family at golden hour. Nobody takes photos as well as my nieces by the lakeshore in port credit and that’s just the honest truth 😌. But this…this is a close second. #eid #eidmubarak #eidaladha
Eid Mubarak 💗🌸💞 Consider this my Eid fit. Photos taken by @justoffthesix 🤗🫶🏼 Missing my nieces and nephews most today. Miss my family and my hometown and our eid rituals most today. I miss texting my brother frantically in the car every year to not start the eid prayer till we got there (cuz my other brother refused to ever wake up on time cuz honestly 6am for a fancy communal gathering is so early). I miss coming home from prayer and throwing bags of $5 candies at all 17 of my nieces and nephews, which blew their mindsssssss. Miss seeing how much money my mom gives each kid depending on what age “status” they’ve reached (oldest always gets the most until one day you’re cut off cuz you’re “old enough to be married”). Miss my oldest brother making all of my grandma’s old ka7k and ghorayeba recipes (which he refuses to give me because he says I’ll “give away” the secret family recipes ((which I will)). Miss my closer brother getting up in the middle of the movie theatre to pray in the corner cuz our routine is off and he refuses to miss the prayer window. I love seeing what colorful outfits and thoughtful gifts my older sisters and sisters in law come up with every year. And I miss getting my bomb outfit pics taken by my nieces after we all break off from the family at golden hour. Nobody takes photos as well as my nieces by the lakeshore in port credit and that’s just the honest truth 😌. But this…this is a close second. #eid #eidmubarak #eidaladha
Eid Mubarak 💗🌸💞 Consider this my Eid fit. Photos taken by @justoffthesix 🤗🫶🏼 Missing my nieces and nephews most today. Miss my family and my hometown and our eid rituals most today. I miss texting my brother frantically in the car every year to not start the eid prayer till we got there (cuz my other brother refused to ever wake up on time cuz honestly 6am for a fancy communal gathering is so early). I miss coming home from prayer and throwing bags of $5 candies at all 17 of my nieces and nephews, which blew their mindsssssss. Miss seeing how much money my mom gives each kid depending on what age “status” they’ve reached (oldest always gets the most until one day you’re cut off cuz you’re “old enough to be married”). Miss my oldest brother making all of my grandma’s old ka7k and ghorayeba recipes (which he refuses to give me because he says I’ll “give away” the secret family recipes ((which I will)). Miss my closer brother getting up in the middle of the movie theatre to pray in the corner cuz our routine is off and he refuses to miss the prayer window. I love seeing what colorful outfits and thoughtful gifts my older sisters and sisters in law come up with every year. And I miss getting my bomb outfit pics taken by my nieces after we all break off from the family at golden hour. Nobody takes photos as well as my nieces by the lakeshore in port credit and that’s just the honest truth 😌. But this…this is a close second. #eid #eidmubarak #eidaladha
The thing about California is that I still wake up to 3 panic attacks a day, buuuut at least I wake up to panic attacks under the sun 😌💅🏼🌴🙂↔️ (I also have no concept of time-is it still February?) #depressed #depressedinstyle
The thing about California is that I still wake up to 3 panic attacks a day, buuuut at least I wake up to panic attacks under the sun 😌💅🏼🌴🙂↔️ (I also have no concept of time-is it still February?) #depressed #depressedinstyle
The thing about California is that I still wake up to 3 panic attacks a day, buuuut at least I wake up to panic attacks under the sun 😌💅🏼🌴🙂↔️ (I also have no concept of time-is it still February?) #depressed #depressedinstyle
The thing about California is that I still wake up to 3 panic attacks a day, buuuut at least I wake up to panic attacks under the sun 😌💅🏼🌴🙂↔️ (I also have no concept of time-is it still February?) #depressed #depressedinstyle
The thing about California is that I still wake up to 3 panic attacks a day, buuuut at least I wake up to panic attacks under the sun 😌💅🏼🌴🙂↔️ (I also have no concept of time-is it still February?) #depressed #depressedinstyle
The thing about California is that I still wake up to 3 panic attacks a day, buuuut at least I wake up to panic attacks under the sun 😌💅🏼🌴🙂↔️ (I also have no concept of time-is it still February?) #depressed #depressedinstyle
posting this to free myself !!! (and because therapy’s expensive) #limerence #crush #reels #funny #dating #men #comedy
NEW LINEUP just dropped. Next @nmfdcomedy is happening Aug 3rd @ 9pm @theyardtheater. Mark your calendars and come see some of my all-time favorite comics: 🌸Dave Merheje (Sometimes I Think About Dying, Ramy) 🌸Mayce Galoni (Just for Laughs, Don’t Tell Comedy) 🌸Lynn Maleh (Netflix is a Joke Fest) 🌸Esteban Gast (Variety, LA Times) &🌸yours truly We will have fun giveaways, merch, and audience participation. Link in bio ofc. We are expanding to include comics who ~also~ have mommy issues 😎 #inclusive #comedy #standupcomedy #losangeles #thingstodoinla #livecomedy #liveperformance
