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Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Handle this.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - In case trailers aren’t you thing, let me sum this up.  Very attractive people fighting for the soul of the valley. For Hanukkah. 

Merry Merry! @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It’s days like today that I’m grateful to be pretend-married to @ralph_macchio 
Mostly because I use his name to get free @ny_islanders swag. 
But also for the Emmy Noms. 
@jonhurwitz @healdrules & @haydenschlossberg101  if it didn’t border on polygamy and making my husband super uncomfortable, I’d be honored to be pretend-married to you too. 
I think I speak for all of us when I say, Thank you for creating @cobrakaiseries ❤️
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - SEASON 3 of @cobrakaiseries coming JANUARY 1!  Merry. Christmas.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Handle this.
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Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Season 3, anyone? 
Cobra Kai NEVER dies. 
@cobrakaiseries  Season 3.  1•8•2021 
Season 4 - training NOW
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Are you crying? I’m crying. @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram -
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This is weirdly long and completely unnecessary. But, GO @netflix !  @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - We have a new dojo at  @netflix and I have a new hairdryer from forcing my husband to film me in slow motion in a makeshift wind tunnel. Seasons  1 &2 starting August 28th #cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media”
Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?” 

In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit.
With cats. 
Cats. They’re like backup dancers. 
But cats. 

And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media”
Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?” 

In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit.
With cats. 
Cats. They’re like backup dancers. 
But cats. 

And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I wanted to be an actress ever since I first laid eyes on the TV show It’s A Living in the early 80’s.  A show from what I can only assume was about sassy cocktail waitresses tackling life and  big, frosty hair. 
I didn’t know acting was a profession. And if we’re being totally honest I didn’t even know the word profession. Because I was 4 and my vocabulary was limited to “Apple juice” and “Jinkies Scoobs!” 
But I knew I was mesmerized by what I saw on screen. The women on my TV were beautiful and funny. (Once again I can only assume. I don’t think It’s A Living’s humor was targeted at apple juice junkie 4 year olds)  Whatever they were doing, I wanted in. And since that day I’ve been on this path that led me here. 
Now that I write this I see  my dream  was probably closer  to being a scantily clad cocktail waitress with large bangs. But I digress. 
Today I made that 4 year old proud. 
I mean she’d be a hell of a lot prouder if this role included black fishnets and a frilly apron. 
But that’s why we don’t let 4 year olds into the workplace.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. 
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. 
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. 
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. 
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. 

Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. 
@veryvness did. 
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. 
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. 
But alas, here we are. 

 📸 @curtyphotog 
👔: @sezane 
@bluebella 
🍳: @peteandgerrys
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. 
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. 
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. 
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. 
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. 

Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. 
@veryvness did. 
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. 
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. 
But alas, here we are. 

 📸 @curtyphotog 
👔: @sezane 
@bluebella 
🍳: @peteandgerrys
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. 
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. 
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. 
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. 
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. 

Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. 
@veryvness did. 
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. 
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. 
But alas, here we are. 

 📸 @curtyphotog 
👔: @sezane 
@bluebella 
🍳: @peteandgerrys
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - @houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules. 
Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about. 
I’m grateful for both of them. 
I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for. 

Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - @houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules. 
Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about. 
I’m grateful for both of them. 
I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for. 

Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I ❤️Mart
It’s catchy. 
It’s also the potential slogan for my new, @martinkove - inspired bumper sticker collection. 

My husband has implied it’s creepy to make bumper stickers of my cast mates.  I think he’s jealous that I’m capable of creating  such gems as “I ❤️Mart” 
and my follow up “Cuckoo Cuckoo for Kove Kove Pops” 

He might have a point.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This photo is the result of 3 things:
1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model
2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere 
3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen. 

And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This photo is the result of 3 things:
1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model
2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere 
3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen. 

And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This guy’s on @colbertlateshow tonight!  I’ve chosen to celebrate with a  picture of what I can only assume is @ralph_macchio and me from our unaired sitcom about an overly enthusiastic couple who’s been hired to greet karate souls at the gates of heaven? 
Still workshopping that last part…

It’s called: Cobra Die. 

Ok. I’ll put myself to bed now.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - The hottest (and possibly only) Karate moms you know @veryvness @diorabaird @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My kid told me I look like Frosty the Snowman’s mom. 
I don’t believe he is incorrect. 
I was aiming for Frosty’s side-piece. 
But try explaining that to a 4 year old. ☃️
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My kid told me I look like Frosty the Snowman’s mom. 
I don’t believe he is incorrect. 
I was aiming for Frosty’s side-piece. 
But try explaining that to a 4 year old. ☃️
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - This is 43 🎉 
Seems like just yesterday I was 42. 
Which evidently I  was when this picture was taken. 
So yes, technically this is 42. But I have a good doctor so basically you can’t tell the difference. 
43 may sound old to some of you. But not to me. Not to someone who’s pretend married to @ralph_macchio , who’s 60.  Now that’s old. 
Even tho he glows like a goddamn 13 year old. Skin like a dew drop. Screw that guy, amiright? 
But enough about Ralph Macchio and the vampire he clearly befriended  in his youth. This is about me. 

I was born 42/43 years ago today. 
I wasn’t a particularly adorable baby but what I lacked in hair and over all attractiveness I made up for in personality and 22 hours of unrelenting crying. 
So. I should probably call my mom today. 
Happy Birthday to me! 🎂
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I invited @veryvness  and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece.  Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. 
I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 
📸 @curtyphotog 
💄 @abrajamiecline 
👗 @alexperryofficial
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I invited @veryvness  and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece.  Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. 
I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 
📸 @curtyphotog 
💄 @abrajamiecline 
👗 @alexperryofficial
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I invited @veryvness  and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece.  Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. 
I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 
📸 @curtyphotog 
💄 @abrajamiecline 
👗 @alexperryofficial
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My weekend in 3 slides

1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it!
2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 
3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. 

The end.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My weekend in 3 slides

1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it!
2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 
3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. 

The end.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My weekend in 3 slides

1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it!
2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 
3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. 

The end.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - It seems like only yesterday 7 year old Courtney was watching the Karate Kid thinking, “Gee, I wonder if that will be my future husband…” 
I’m obviously referring to Pat Morita. 
But then my mom reminded me that I was 7 and he’s  like 43 and I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. 

The next logical step was to hold out 30 years until I could meet Ralph Macchio and make a fake family with violent tendencies with him. 
And here we are. 

Happy Birthday Ralph! 
I’m so happy to be fake married to a 60 year old.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - In an attempt shield my husband from social media and yet still celebrate his 40 years of life, I’m posting a picture of me looking radiant and my husband looking like a Eugene Levy. Because I’m nothing if not selfless partner.
Happy birthday mystery husband! I can’t believe it took you this long to turn 40. But now that you’re here, you don’t look a day over 41 and a half.  I’m lucky to have found someone who not only makes decent looking children but is enough of an alcoholic that enlisting @cakesbyjohnny to fashion a cake into an enormous bottle of Johnny Walker Black is not lost on you.  I’m so glad you were born!  Even if it was 3 years after me. Which lets be honest, doesn’t make sense.  Since I’m 30.  I love you Chad.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - In an attempt shield my husband from social media and yet still celebrate his 40 years of life, I’m posting a picture of me looking radiant and my husband looking like a Eugene Levy. Because I’m nothing if not selfless partner.
Happy birthday mystery husband! I can’t believe it took you this long to turn 40. But now that you’re here, you don’t look a day over 41 and a half.  I’m lucky to have found someone who not only makes decent looking children but is enough of an alcoholic that enlisting @cakesbyjohnny to fashion a cake into an enormous bottle of Johnny Walker Black is not lost on you.  I’m so glad you were born!  Even if it was 3 years after me. Which lets be honest, doesn’t make sense.  Since I’m 30.  I love you Chad.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. 
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at  @tribeca  and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love  @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight.  There. I said it.

Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. 
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at  @tribeca  and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love  @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight.  There. I said it.

Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. 
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at  @tribeca  and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love  @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight.  There. I said it.

Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - No, I don’t have a caption for this picture. 
But I do have a movie I wrote on @hulu now. 
And a case of @heineken 
So. 

📸 @ashleybarrettphotography 
💄 @pircillapae 
👗 @jessica_margolis @johannaortizofficial 
💇🏻‍♀️ @michaelduenas
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - When Mother’s Day meets Mary Mouser Day I get to post this picture even tho I have no idea where we took it or why we’re so good at synchronized elbow posing or how it’s possible that even though we are almost 20 years apart we basically look like 15 year old twins. 
Might be my choice in filters. 
The point is HAPPY BIRTHDAY @missmarymmouser the sweetest, badass, fake daughter I know. 🥳
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Sometimes I like to start my week by shuffling around Whole Foods with @cobrakaiseries gear, trying to incite violent, produce aisle karate battles. Or conversation. Honestly either way I consider it time well spent. 

Then of course, get in my car and take a dead serious selfie about it. 
🥬🌶🍉🍍🥦
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍 
*also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍 
*also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I don’t know about you but I’d be very interested in sharing a bowl of soup and/or pillow fighting with any of these bad-asses. 
Thank you for your awesome art @letsbewater ❤️
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - You know what’s creepier than a selfie? 
Looking directly into the camera for a selfie. 
If you don’t believe me, swipe. 

Also, you’re welcome.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - You know what’s creepier than a selfie? 
Looking directly into the camera for a selfie. 
If you don’t believe me, swipe. 

Also, you’re welcome.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I’m flattered @kevinscanlon wanted to use any photos of me after I  locked him in my basement with a lukewarm coffee, small and questionably dressed children and a seemingly endless playlist dedicated to Peter Cetera.  And yet, here we are. 

I also gave the similar treatment to @lailalhayani and she still managed to transform me into a beautiful woman instead of Mrs. Roper, which is my current default.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Typically I’d feel compelled to write some caption that has absolutely nothing to do with this photo, or the fact that I apparently don’t believe in shirts. But I think  for today I’ll just leave this very cool photo by @vsteves here.  Because I like it. 

*also because I tried to hang it up at home and my children tried to draw on my missing clothes with magic marker and paw patrol tattoos. 

💄: @lailalhayani 
💇🏻‍♀️: @stefano_greco 
🧥: @britt.theodora
💎: @torinojewelers
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I need readers now. You know, the glasses your mom would get from CVS to read the TV guide? 
Perhaps this post is dating me on too many levels.  Perhaps I have also been drinking. 
Look the point is, I’m drunk, aging and vaguely stylish. 
I thank @caddis_life for that. 
Not because they sponsored this post. But because, once again, I’m drunk.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - As far as posing is concerned, I give this about a 6 on the lazy voguing scale. 

📷: @vsteves 
💄: @lailalhayani 
💇🏻‍♀️: @stefano_greco 
👗: @britt.theodora
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - Hey! What are you doing today? 
Well stop it. And come play with me instead. 
I dropping crazy @cobrakaiseries SEASON 4 SPOILERS with @entertainmentweekly today. 

Ok that last parts a lie. 

But I’d love to see you anyway.  I mean, not actually see you. Not sure we have the technology for that yet. But I can read a comment like nobodies business.
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I don’t mean to brag but this might be some of the finest olive work of my entire career.🫒 
Some might even say award winning. That person might be my mom, but still. 
 @cobrakaiseries
Courtney Henggeler Instagram - I’m not sure exactly what I’m selling in the picture, but my instincts say it’s probably a chili cook off. 

Now for some credits! 
Dope photos of me and my crotch: the brilliant @vsteves
Makeup to transform me from my brother to a woman: @lailalhayani 
The Swiss hair master himself: @stefano_greco 
And the hottest stylist who was brave enough to put me in all white: @britt.theodora
Courtney Henggeler - 21.7K Likes - Handle this.

21.7K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Handle this.
Likes : 21730
Courtney Henggeler - 20K Likes - In case trailers aren’t you thing, let me sum this up.  Very attractive people fighting for the soul of the valley. For Hanukkah. 

Merry Merry! @cobrakaiseries

20K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : In case trailers aren’t you thing, let me sum this up. Very attractive people fighting for the soul of the valley. For Hanukkah. Merry Merry! @cobrakaiseries
Likes : 20031
Courtney Henggeler - 16.7K Likes - It’s days like today that I’m grateful to be pretend-married to @ralph_macchio 
Mostly because I use his name to get free @ny_islanders swag. 
But also for the Emmy Noms. 
@jonhurwitz @healdrules & @haydenschlossberg101  if it didn’t border on polygamy and making my husband super uncomfortable, I’d be honored to be pretend-married to you too. 
I think I speak for all of us when I say, Thank you for creating @cobrakaiseries ❤️

16.7K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : It’s days like today that I’m grateful to be pretend-married to @ralph_macchio Mostly because I use his name to get free @ny_islanders swag. But also for the Emmy Noms. @jonhurwitz @healdrules & @haydenschlossberg101 if it didn’t border on polygamy and making my husband super uncomfortable, I’d be honored to be pretend-married to you too. I think I speak for all of us when I say, Thank you for creating @cobrakaiseries ❤️
Likes : 16701
Courtney Henggeler - 13.7K Likes - SEASON 3 of @cobrakaiseries coming JANUARY 1!  Merry. Christmas.

13.7K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : SEASON 3 of @cobrakaiseries coming JANUARY 1! Merry. Christmas.
Likes : 13717
Courtney Henggeler - 11.1K Likes - Handle this.

11.1K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Handle this.
Likes : 11110
Courtney Henggeler - 11K Likes -

11K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption :
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Courtney Henggeler - 10.3K Likes - Season 3, anyone? 
Cobra Kai NEVER dies. 
@cobrakaiseries  Season 3.  1•8•2021 
Season 4 - training NOW

10.3K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Season 3, anyone? Cobra Kai NEVER dies. @cobrakaiseries Season 3. 1•8•2021 Season 4 – training NOW
Likes : 10324
Courtney Henggeler - 10.2K Likes - Are you crying? I’m crying. @cobrakaiseries

10.2K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Are you crying? I’m crying. @cobrakaiseries
Likes : 10204
Courtney Henggeler - 7.2K Likes -

7.2K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption :
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Courtney Henggeler - 6.8K Likes - This is weirdly long and completely unnecessary. But, GO @netflix !  @cobrakaiseries

6.8K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : This is weirdly long and completely unnecessary. But, GO @netflix ! @cobrakaiseries
Likes : 6796
Courtney Henggeler - 5.8K Likes - We have a new dojo at  @netflix and I have a new hairdryer from forcing my husband to film me in slow motion in a makeshift wind tunnel. Seasons  1 &2 starting August 28th #cobrakaiseries

5.8K Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : We have a new dojo at @netflix and I have a new hairdryer from forcing my husband to film me in slow motion in a makeshift wind tunnel. Seasons 1 &2 starting August 28th #cobrakaiseries
Likes : 5786
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. 
Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and  @pircillapae understood what had to be done. 
They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 
Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! 
Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. 
In this. 
Because this is  also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : The mission was: 90’s Genie Barbie in a bottle. Sure it’s a little niche. But @michaelduenas and @pircillapae understood what had to be done. They made my, very specific and a little bit slutty, dream come true 💘 Cobra Kai Season 5 premiere success! Now off to pick up my kids at the bus stop. In this. Because this is also a super versatile look that goes from evening to PTA in a snap.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media”
Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?” 

In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit.
With cats. 
Cats. They’re like backup dancers. 
But cats. 

And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media” Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?” In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit. With cats. Cats. They’re like backup dancers. But cats. And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media”
Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?” 

In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit.
With cats. 
Cats. They’re like backup dancers. 
But cats. 

And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Me: “I’d never post a bikini picture on social media” Also me: “But what if there are cats involved?” In honor of my new @caddis_life sunglasses please enjoy these rare and not at all weird photos of me in a bathing suit. With cats. Cats. They’re like backup dancers. But cats. And thank you @caddis_life for helping me read perfectly normal sized print that has now eluded me in my old age.😍
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade  convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . 

These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Welcome to my virtual Parisian scrapbook, starring: @veryvness, our matcha lattes cups, a blinding amount of wind, Photos that might as well have been taken in my garage since there is no actual Parisian landmark in it, and me. The girl who spent the majority of 4th grade convincing her class she was French by informing them she ate French toast for breakfast . These photos would have come in handy 4th grade Courtney.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog

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Caption : I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. In summary: I am a master decision maker. 📸: @curtyphotog
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. In summary: I am a master decision maker. 📸: @curtyphotog
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. In summary: I am a master decision maker. 📸: @curtyphotog
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie 

I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. 

In summary: I  am a master decision maker. 

📸: @curtyphotog

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : I took these pictures because I was having fun with @veryvness & @elselingerie I’m posting these pictures because I took a gummy. In summary: I am a master decision maker. 📸: @curtyphotog
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️ Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis @caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. With sake. Too much sake.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️ Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis @caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. With sake. Too much sake.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️ Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis @caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. With sake. Too much sake.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️ Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis @caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. With sake. Too much sake.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️ Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis @caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. With sake. Too much sake.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. 
And while yes, I am hungover  I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. 

And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️
Hair Magician and occasional John - @michaelduenas 
Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer - @pircillapae 
Best friend and amateur mime - @kimvasilakis 
@caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. 
With sake. 
Too much sake.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : Not gonna lie, drank too much sake last night and currently making this post from a hotel bathroom floor. And while yes, I am hungover I am also extremely dedicated to posting pictures of myself because even in my sake-haze, I’m nothing if not incredibly vain. And now for the team of people who pretend they’re not put off by my vanity ❤️ Hair Magician and occasional John – @michaelduenas Makeup Goddess and former Knicks City Dancer – @pircillapae Best friend and amateur mime – @kimvasilakis @caracara_nyc for a lounge set gorgeous enough for a night on the town. With sake. Too much sake.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.

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Caption : I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today. Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. What I am saying is, I’m good at drinking beer.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today. Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. What I am saying is, I’m good at drinking beer.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today. Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. What I am saying is, I’m good at drinking beer.
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today.

Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. 

What I am saying is, 
I’m good at drinking beer.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : I’m not saying being the only American women at the @chelseafc @westham match was the reason @cmpulisic scored the only goal today. Or even that being the only women there period, had anything to do with it. What I am saying is, I’m good at drinking beer.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I wanted to be an actress ever since I first laid eyes on the TV show It’s A Living in the early 80’s.  A show from what I can only assume was about sassy cocktail waitresses tackling life and  big, frosty hair. 
I didn’t know acting was a profession. And if we’re being totally honest I didn’t even know the word profession. Because I was 4 and my vocabulary was limited to “Apple juice” and “Jinkies Scoobs!” 
But I knew I was mesmerized by what I saw on screen. The women on my TV were beautiful and funny. (Once again I can only assume. I don’t think It’s A Living’s humor was targeted at apple juice junkie 4 year olds)  Whatever they were doing, I wanted in. And since that day I’ve been on this path that led me here. 
Now that I write this I see  my dream  was probably closer  to being a scantily clad cocktail waitress with large bangs. But I digress. 
Today I made that 4 year old proud. 
I mean she’d be a hell of a lot prouder if this role included black fishnets and a frilly apron. 
But that’s why we don’t let 4 year olds into the workplace.

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Caption : I wanted to be an actress ever since I first laid eyes on the TV show It’s A Living in the early 80’s. A show from what I can only assume was about sassy cocktail waitresses tackling life and big, frosty hair. I didn’t know acting was a profession. And if we’re being totally honest I didn’t even know the word profession. Because I was 4 and my vocabulary was limited to “Apple juice” and “Jinkies Scoobs!” But I knew I was mesmerized by what I saw on screen. The women on my TV were beautiful and funny. (Once again I can only assume. I don’t think It’s A Living’s humor was targeted at apple juice junkie 4 year olds) Whatever they were doing, I wanted in. And since that day I’ve been on this path that led me here. Now that I write this I see my dream was probably closer to being a scantily clad cocktail waitress with large bangs. But I digress. Today I made that 4 year old proud. I mean she’d be a hell of a lot prouder if this role included black fishnets and a frilly apron. But that’s why we don’t let 4 year olds into the workplace.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. 
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. 
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. 
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. 
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. 

Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. 
@veryvness did. 
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. 
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. 
But alas, here we are. 

 📸 @curtyphotog 
👔: @sezane 
@bluebella 
🍳: @peteandgerrys

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Caption : This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. Disclaimer: *@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. @veryvness did. And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. But alas, here we are. 📸 @curtyphotog 👔: @sezane @bluebella 🍳: @peteandgerrys
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. 
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. 
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. 
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. 
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. 

Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. 
@veryvness did. 
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. 
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. 
But alas, here we are. 

 📸 @curtyphotog 
👔: @sezane 
@bluebella 
🍳: @peteandgerrys

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Caption : This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. Disclaimer: *@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. @veryvness did. And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. But alas, here we are. 📸 @curtyphotog 👔: @sezane @bluebella 🍳: @peteandgerrys
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. 
Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. 
Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. 
If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. 
See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. 

Disclaimer:
*@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. 
@veryvness did. 
And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. 
In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. 
But alas, here we are. 

 📸 @curtyphotog 
👔: @sezane 
@bluebella 
🍳: @peteandgerrys

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : This morning’s post is brought to you by eggs. Eggs for breakfast, lunch and photo shoots without pants. Eggs, a great source of protein and also hilarious. If you don’t believe me look at that second slide. See that? I making eggs and laughing. Hilarious. Disclaimer: *@peteandgerrys did not ask me to pose in my underwear to promote their eggs. @veryvness did. And I do whatever Vanessa tells me. In fact Pete and Gerry have never even heard of me and most likely would want me to stop posing without pants near their products. But alas, here we are. 📸 @curtyphotog 👔: @sezane @bluebella 🍳: @peteandgerrys
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - @houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules. 
Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about. 
I’m grateful for both of them. 
I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for. 

Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?

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Caption : @houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules. Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about. I’m grateful for both of them. I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for. Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - @houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules. 
Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about. 
I’m grateful for both of them. 
I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for. 

Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : @houseofatana gifted me these stunning, hand embroidered mules. Wikifeet gifted me with the knowledge that at least one foot inclined pervert out there would have something to call their mom about. I’m grateful for both of them. I mean mostly @houseofatana their shoes are to die for. Fine. And those Wikifeet weirdos. Who else do I get a pedicure for, really?
Likes : 3
Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I ❤️Mart
It’s catchy. 
It’s also the potential slogan for my new, @martinkove - inspired bumper sticker collection. 

My husband has implied it’s creepy to make bumper stickers of my cast mates.  I think he’s jealous that I’m capable of creating  such gems as “I ❤️Mart” 
and my follow up “Cuckoo Cuckoo for Kove Kove Pops” 

He might have a point.

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Caption : I ❤️Mart It’s catchy. It’s also the potential slogan for my new, @martinkove – inspired bumper sticker collection. My husband has implied it’s creepy to make bumper stickers of my cast mates. I think he’s jealous that I’m capable of creating such gems as “I ❤️Mart” and my follow up “Cuckoo Cuckoo for Kove Kove Pops” He might have a point.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries

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Caption : One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄 @standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries

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Caption : One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄 @standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries

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Caption : One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄 @standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries

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Caption : One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄 @standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd 

Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄
@standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries

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Caption : One of my most favorite Amanda Larusso looks thanks to @franzvon & @alc_ltd Of course it was wasted on these two yahoos; who clearly missed Season 7 episode 8 of America’s Next Top Model “give more than one look” memo. 🙄 @standupdan @breternst @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - This photo is the result of 3 things:
1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model
2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere 
3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen. 

And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.

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Caption : This photo is the result of 3 things: 1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model 2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere 3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen. And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - This photo is the result of 3 things:
1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model
2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere 
3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen. 

And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.

3 Likes – Courtney Henggeler Instagram

Caption : This photo is the result of 3 things: 1) my unshakable devotion to memorizing 17 seasons of America’s Next Top Model 2) probably a dislocated bone somewhere 3) @veryvness encouraging the sickest dance moves you’ve ever seen. And of course @curtyphotog for somehow capturing something cool despite the obvious challenge he faces dealing with me on a daily basis.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries

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Caption : It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along … @julia_macchio is a FORCE! And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries

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Caption : It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along … @julia_macchio is a FORCE! And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries

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Caption : It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along … @julia_macchio is a FORCE! And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries

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Caption : It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along … @julia_macchio is a FORCE! And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries

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Caption : It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along … @julia_macchio is a FORCE! And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. 
But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure - but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. 
I adored  Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4  But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along …
@julia_macchio is a FORCE! 

And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. 

@cobrakaiseries

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Caption : It’s hard to pick a favorite Macchio. They’re a charming and talented family of vampires. But for the purposes of this post I’m gonna vote for the chick to my right, who is like a sister to me. Sure our age difference and the fact that I’m TV married to her father suggests I’m closer to a mother figure – but fuck that. If the Macchio’s can spit on the crotch of aging, than so will I. I adored Miss @julia_macchio long before she crushed the role of Cousin Vanessa in season 4 But now the whole world (and readers of @people ) will know what I’ve known all along … @julia_macchio is a FORCE! And the Macchio family drinks the blood of babies to stay eternally young. @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - This guy’s on @colbertlateshow tonight!  I’ve chosen to celebrate with a  picture of what I can only assume is @ralph_macchio and me from our unaired sitcom about an overly enthusiastic couple who’s been hired to greet karate souls at the gates of heaven? 
Still workshopping that last part…

It’s called: Cobra Die. 

Ok. I’ll put myself to bed now.

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Caption : This guy’s on @colbertlateshow tonight! I’ve chosen to celebrate with a picture of what I can only assume is @ralph_macchio and me from our unaired sitcom about an overly enthusiastic couple who’s been hired to greet karate souls at the gates of heaven? Still workshopping that last part… It’s called: Cobra Die. Ok. I’ll put myself to bed now.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - The hottest (and possibly only) Karate moms you know @veryvness @diorabaird @cobrakaiseries

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Caption : The hottest (and possibly only) Karate moms you know @veryvness @diorabaird @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My kid told me I look like Frosty the Snowman’s mom. 
I don’t believe he is incorrect. 
I was aiming for Frosty’s side-piece. 
But try explaining that to a 4 year old. ☃️

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Caption : My kid told me I look like Frosty the Snowman’s mom. I don’t believe he is incorrect. I was aiming for Frosty’s side-piece. But try explaining that to a 4 year old. ☃️
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My kid told me I look like Frosty the Snowman’s mom. 
I don’t believe he is incorrect. 
I was aiming for Frosty’s side-piece. 
But try explaining that to a 4 year old. ☃️

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Caption : My kid told me I look like Frosty the Snowman’s mom. I don’t believe he is incorrect. I was aiming for Frosty’s side-piece. But try explaining that to a 4 year old. ☃️
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - This is 43 🎉 
Seems like just yesterday I was 42. 
Which evidently I  was when this picture was taken. 
So yes, technically this is 42. But I have a good doctor so basically you can’t tell the difference. 
43 may sound old to some of you. But not to me. Not to someone who’s pretend married to @ralph_macchio , who’s 60.  Now that’s old. 
Even tho he glows like a goddamn 13 year old. Skin like a dew drop. Screw that guy, amiright? 
But enough about Ralph Macchio and the vampire he clearly befriended  in his youth. This is about me. 

I was born 42/43 years ago today. 
I wasn’t a particularly adorable baby but what I lacked in hair and over all attractiveness I made up for in personality and 22 hours of unrelenting crying. 
So. I should probably call my mom today. 
Happy Birthday to me! 🎂

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Caption : This is 43 🎉 Seems like just yesterday I was 42. Which evidently I was when this picture was taken. So yes, technically this is 42. But I have a good doctor so basically you can’t tell the difference. 43 may sound old to some of you. But not to me. Not to someone who’s pretend married to @ralph_macchio , who’s 60. Now that’s old. Even tho he glows like a goddamn 13 year old. Skin like a dew drop. Screw that guy, amiright? But enough about Ralph Macchio and the vampire he clearly befriended in his youth. This is about me. I was born 42/43 years ago today. I wasn’t a particularly adorable baby but what I lacked in hair and over all attractiveness I made up for in personality and 22 hours of unrelenting crying. So. I should probably call my mom today. Happy Birthday to me! 🎂
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂

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Caption : Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality – my first thought was: “Well fuck her then.” Followed by: “Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.” Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me? Screw that chick. Who has time for this shit? But then of course we started talking. And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius! You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂

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Caption : Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality – my first thought was: “Well fuck her then.” Followed by: “Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.” Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me? Screw that chick. Who has time for this shit? But then of course we started talking. And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius! You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂

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Caption : Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality – my first thought was: “Well fuck her then.” Followed by: “Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.” Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me? Screw that chick. Who has time for this shit? But then of course we started talking. And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius! You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality - my first thought was: 
“Well fuck her then.” 
Followed by: 
“Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.”
Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me?
Screw that chick. 
Who has time for this shit?
But then of course we started talking.  And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. 
Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius!  You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂

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Caption : Not gonna lie. The day @veryvness showed up on the set of Cobra Kai with her longer than humanely possible legs, adorable dimples and generally delightful personality – my first thought was: “Well fuck her then.” Followed by: “Who does she think she is, being abnormally tall? That’s MY thing.” Wait. And she’s nice too. Wicked smart AND younger than me? Screw that chick. Who has time for this shit? But then of course we started talking. And I realized there’s no one in the world I’d rather hang out, partially dressed, in a bathtub with. Happy Birthday to my favorite Sagittarius! You are a friggin delight. 🎉🎂
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I invited @veryvness  and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece.  Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. 
I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 
📸 @curtyphotog 
💄 @abrajamiecline 
👗 @alexperryofficial

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Caption : I invited @veryvness and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece. Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 📸 @curtyphotog 💄 @abrajamiecline 👗 @alexperryofficial
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I invited @veryvness  and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece.  Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. 
I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 
📸 @curtyphotog 
💄 @abrajamiecline 
👗 @alexperryofficial

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Caption : I invited @veryvness and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece. Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 📸 @curtyphotog 💄 @abrajamiecline 👗 @alexperryofficial
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I invited @veryvness  and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece.  Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. 
I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 
📸 @curtyphotog 
💄 @abrajamiecline 
👗 @alexperryofficial

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Caption : I invited @veryvness and @curtyphotog over last night to look at my @alexperryofficial hot pink two piece. Didn’t give them food, forced them to split a mediocre bottle of red wine with me while hiding snausages in my pockets to sucker @pinkythepit into sitting near me. I think they’ll all agree, we’re all winners here. 📸 @curtyphotog 💄 @abrajamiecline 👗 @alexperryofficial
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My weekend in 3 slides

1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it!
2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 
3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. 

The end.

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Caption : My weekend in 3 slides 1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it! 2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. The end.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My weekend in 3 slides

1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it!
2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 
3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. 

The end.

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Caption : My weekend in 3 slides 1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it! 2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. The end.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My weekend in 3 slides

1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it!
2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 
3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. 

The end.

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Caption : My weekend in 3 slides 1. Mama’s gotta brand new bodysuit and a vampire den and she doesn’t care who knows it! 2. Force @ralph_macchio tattoos on anyone or anything 3. Ow. Wine hurts and so does waking up with small children and your @ralph_macchio neck tattoo. The end.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - It seems like only yesterday 7 year old Courtney was watching the Karate Kid thinking, “Gee, I wonder if that will be my future husband…” 
I’m obviously referring to Pat Morita. 
But then my mom reminded me that I was 7 and he’s  like 43 and I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. 

The next logical step was to hold out 30 years until I could meet Ralph Macchio and make a fake family with violent tendencies with him. 
And here we are. 

Happy Birthday Ralph! 
I’m so happy to be fake married to a 60 year old.

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Caption : It seems like only yesterday 7 year old Courtney was watching the Karate Kid thinking, “Gee, I wonder if that will be my future husband…” I’m obviously referring to Pat Morita. But then my mom reminded me that I was 7 and he’s like 43 and I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. The next logical step was to hold out 30 years until I could meet Ralph Macchio and make a fake family with violent tendencies with him. And here we are. Happy Birthday Ralph! I’m so happy to be fake married to a 60 year old.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - In an attempt shield my husband from social media and yet still celebrate his 40 years of life, I’m posting a picture of me looking radiant and my husband looking like a Eugene Levy. Because I’m nothing if not selfless partner.
Happy birthday mystery husband! I can’t believe it took you this long to turn 40. But now that you’re here, you don’t look a day over 41 and a half.  I’m lucky to have found someone who not only makes decent looking children but is enough of an alcoholic that enlisting @cakesbyjohnny to fashion a cake into an enormous bottle of Johnny Walker Black is not lost on you.  I’m so glad you were born!  Even if it was 3 years after me. Which lets be honest, doesn’t make sense.  Since I’m 30.  I love you Chad.

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Caption : In an attempt shield my husband from social media and yet still celebrate his 40 years of life, I’m posting a picture of me looking radiant and my husband looking like a Eugene Levy. Because I’m nothing if not selfless partner. Happy birthday mystery husband! I can’t believe it took you this long to turn 40. But now that you’re here, you don’t look a day over 41 and a half. I’m lucky to have found someone who not only makes decent looking children but is enough of an alcoholic that enlisting @cakesbyjohnny to fashion a cake into an enormous bottle of Johnny Walker Black is not lost on you. I’m so glad you were born! Even if it was 3 years after me. Which lets be honest, doesn’t make sense. Since I’m 30. I love you Chad.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - In an attempt shield my husband from social media and yet still celebrate his 40 years of life, I’m posting a picture of me looking radiant and my husband looking like a Eugene Levy. Because I’m nothing if not selfless partner.
Happy birthday mystery husband! I can’t believe it took you this long to turn 40. But now that you’re here, you don’t look a day over 41 and a half.  I’m lucky to have found someone who not only makes decent looking children but is enough of an alcoholic that enlisting @cakesbyjohnny to fashion a cake into an enormous bottle of Johnny Walker Black is not lost on you.  I’m so glad you were born!  Even if it was 3 years after me. Which lets be honest, doesn’t make sense.  Since I’m 30.  I love you Chad.

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Caption : In an attempt shield my husband from social media and yet still celebrate his 40 years of life, I’m posting a picture of me looking radiant and my husband looking like a Eugene Levy. Because I’m nothing if not selfless partner. Happy birthday mystery husband! I can’t believe it took you this long to turn 40. But now that you’re here, you don’t look a day over 41 and a half. I’m lucky to have found someone who not only makes decent looking children but is enough of an alcoholic that enlisting @cakesbyjohnny to fashion a cake into an enormous bottle of Johnny Walker Black is not lost on you. I’m so glad you were born! Even if it was 3 years after me. Which lets be honest, doesn’t make sense. Since I’m 30. I love you Chad.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. 
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at  @tribeca  and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love  @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight.  There. I said it.

Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.

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Caption : My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at @tribeca and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight. There. I said it. Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. 
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at  @tribeca  and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love  @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight.  There. I said it.

Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.

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Caption : My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at @tribeca and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight. There. I said it. Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. 
The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at  @tribeca  and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love  @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight.  There. I said it.

Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.

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Caption : My husband prefers me not to post his picture on social media. I suspect it has to do with the 11 unsolicited dick pics he received from overly enthusiastic Cobra Kai fans in Denmark. Or maybe he has another wife who’s super active on Instagram and then, well I guess the jig is up. Regardless, I had to post how stinkin proud I am of this guy. We’ll call him, Chad. Since he doesn’t like me tagging him in posts either. And is seemingly unaware if you just google “Courtney Henggeler’s husband” he’ll pop up. So will a picture of Jordan Knight. But that’s my own doing. The point is, Chad here produced this wonderfully weird movie that I’m just crazy about that premiered at @tribeca and he’s the shit. I love you Chad and I love @happily_movie. And fine, I love Jordan Knight. There. I said it. Also I love @bdgrabinski but the amount of men I’m confessing my love for in this post feels vaguely inappropriate. So I’ll just say, you’re cool.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - No, I don’t have a caption for this picture. 
But I do have a movie I wrote on @hulu now. 
And a case of @heineken 
So. 

📸 @ashleybarrettphotography 
💄 @pircillapae 
👗 @jessica_margolis @johannaortizofficial 
💇🏻‍♀️ @michaelduenas

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Caption : No, I don’t have a caption for this picture. But I do have a movie I wrote on @hulu now. And a case of @heineken So. 📸 @ashleybarrettphotography 💄 @pircillapae 👗 @jessica_margolis @johannaortizofficial 💇🏻‍♀️ @michaelduenas
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - When Mother’s Day meets Mary Mouser Day I get to post this picture even tho I have no idea where we took it or why we’re so good at synchronized elbow posing or how it’s possible that even though we are almost 20 years apart we basically look like 15 year old twins. 
Might be my choice in filters. 
The point is HAPPY BIRTHDAY @missmarymmouser the sweetest, badass, fake daughter I know. 🥳

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Caption : When Mother’s Day meets Mary Mouser Day I get to post this picture even tho I have no idea where we took it or why we’re so good at synchronized elbow posing or how it’s possible that even though we are almost 20 years apart we basically look like 15 year old twins. Might be my choice in filters. The point is HAPPY BIRTHDAY @missmarymmouser the sweetest, badass, fake daughter I know. 🥳
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Sometimes I like to start my week by shuffling around Whole Foods with @cobrakaiseries gear, trying to incite violent, produce aisle karate battles. Or conversation. Honestly either way I consider it time well spent. 

Then of course, get in my car and take a dead serious selfie about it. 
🥬🌶🍉🍍🥦

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Caption : Sometimes I like to start my week by shuffling around Whole Foods with @cobrakaiseries gear, trying to incite violent, produce aisle karate battles. Or conversation. Honestly either way I consider it time well spent. Then of course, get in my car and take a dead serious selfie about it. 🥬🌶🍉🍍🥦
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍 
*also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing

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Caption : Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍 *also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍 
*also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing

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Caption : Just a couple of karate groupies on the worlds earliest date night. ❤️ 🐍 *also, the amount of time and energy I put into accessorizing myself to woo @veryvness is genuinely embarrassing
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I don’t know about you but I’d be very interested in sharing a bowl of soup and/or pillow fighting with any of these bad-asses. 
Thank you for your awesome art @letsbewater ❤️

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Caption : I don’t know about you but I’d be very interested in sharing a bowl of soup and/or pillow fighting with any of these bad-asses. Thank you for your awesome art @letsbewater ❤️
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - You know what’s creepier than a selfie? 
Looking directly into the camera for a selfie. 
If you don’t believe me, swipe. 

Also, you’re welcome.

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Caption : You know what’s creepier than a selfie? Looking directly into the camera for a selfie. If you don’t believe me, swipe. Also, you’re welcome.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - You know what’s creepier than a selfie? 
Looking directly into the camera for a selfie. 
If you don’t believe me, swipe. 

Also, you’re welcome.

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Caption : You know what’s creepier than a selfie? Looking directly into the camera for a selfie. If you don’t believe me, swipe. Also, you’re welcome.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I’m flattered @kevinscanlon wanted to use any photos of me after I  locked him in my basement with a lukewarm coffee, small and questionably dressed children and a seemingly endless playlist dedicated to Peter Cetera.  And yet, here we are. 

I also gave the similar treatment to @lailalhayani and she still managed to transform me into a beautiful woman instead of Mrs. Roper, which is my current default.

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Caption : I’m flattered @kevinscanlon wanted to use any photos of me after I locked him in my basement with a lukewarm coffee, small and questionably dressed children and a seemingly endless playlist dedicated to Peter Cetera. And yet, here we are. I also gave the similar treatment to @lailalhayani and she still managed to transform me into a beautiful woman instead of Mrs. Roper, which is my current default.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Typically I’d feel compelled to write some caption that has absolutely nothing to do with this photo, or the fact that I apparently don’t believe in shirts. But I think  for today I’ll just leave this very cool photo by @vsteves here.  Because I like it. 

*also because I tried to hang it up at home and my children tried to draw on my missing clothes with magic marker and paw patrol tattoos. 

💄: @lailalhayani 
💇🏻‍♀️: @stefano_greco 
🧥: @britt.theodora
💎: @torinojewelers

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Caption : Typically I’d feel compelled to write some caption that has absolutely nothing to do with this photo, or the fact that I apparently don’t believe in shirts. But I think for today I’ll just leave this very cool photo by @vsteves here. Because I like it. *also because I tried to hang it up at home and my children tried to draw on my missing clothes with magic marker and paw patrol tattoos. 💄: @lailalhayani 💇🏻‍♀️: @stefano_greco 🧥: @britt.theodora 💎: @torinojewelers
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I need readers now. You know, the glasses your mom would get from CVS to read the TV guide? 
Perhaps this post is dating me on too many levels.  Perhaps I have also been drinking. 
Look the point is, I’m drunk, aging and vaguely stylish. 
I thank @caddis_life for that. 
Not because they sponsored this post. But because, once again, I’m drunk.

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Caption : I need readers now. You know, the glasses your mom would get from CVS to read the TV guide? Perhaps this post is dating me on too many levels. Perhaps I have also been drinking. Look the point is, I’m drunk, aging and vaguely stylish. I thank @caddis_life for that. Not because they sponsored this post. But because, once again, I’m drunk.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - As far as posing is concerned, I give this about a 6 on the lazy voguing scale. 

📷: @vsteves 
💄: @lailalhayani 
💇🏻‍♀️: @stefano_greco 
👗: @britt.theodora

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Caption : As far as posing is concerned, I give this about a 6 on the lazy voguing scale. 📷: @vsteves 💄: @lailalhayani 💇🏻‍♀️: @stefano_greco 👗: @britt.theodora
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - Hey! What are you doing today? 
Well stop it. And come play with me instead. 
I dropping crazy @cobrakaiseries SEASON 4 SPOILERS with @entertainmentweekly today. 

Ok that last parts a lie. 

But I’d love to see you anyway.  I mean, not actually see you. Not sure we have the technology for that yet. But I can read a comment like nobodies business.

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Caption : Hey! What are you doing today? Well stop it. And come play with me instead. I dropping crazy @cobrakaiseries SEASON 4 SPOILERS with @entertainmentweekly today. Ok that last parts a lie. But I’d love to see you anyway. I mean, not actually see you. Not sure we have the technology for that yet. But I can read a comment like nobodies business.
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I don’t mean to brag but this might be some of the finest olive work of my entire career.🫒 
Some might even say award winning. That person might be my mom, but still. 
 @cobrakaiseries

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Caption : I don’t mean to brag but this might be some of the finest olive work of my entire career.🫒 Some might even say award winning. That person might be my mom, but still. @cobrakaiseries
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Courtney Henggeler - 3 Likes - I’m not sure exactly what I’m selling in the picture, but my instincts say it’s probably a chili cook off. 

Now for some credits! 
Dope photos of me and my crotch: the brilliant @vsteves
Makeup to transform me from my brother to a woman: @lailalhayani 
The Swiss hair master himself: @stefano_greco 
And the hottest stylist who was brave enough to put me in all white: @britt.theodora

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Caption : I’m not sure exactly what I’m selling in the picture, but my instincts say it’s probably a chili cook off. Now for some credits! Dope photos of me and my crotch: the brilliant @vsteves Makeup to transform me from my brother to a woman: @lailalhayani The Swiss hair master himself: @stefano_greco And the hottest stylist who was brave enough to put me in all white: @britt.theodora
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