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Cristela Alonzo Instagram - One thing we won’t be doing is making fun of the children. I have never supported that with any President’s kids but especially Gus.

I am proud to be part of Special Olympics in Texas for my nephew. Gus reminds me of my nephew. One thing I will not stand for is anyone taking away a moment of pure joy and love this kid feels for his dad. You can criticize the candidates all you want. Leave the kids alone.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Let’s go Las Vegas! My first show of 2024 starts in 30 minutes. I actually did hair and makeup today. Lol. I love how I look at 45 years old. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I was born/raised in a Texas border town. My family still lives there. Creating laws that make you assume anything to feed into your paranoia and fabricated agenda that can/will traumatize anyone (especially children) for merely looking a certain way is disgusting. There will be people commenting from their spam accounts, their “private” accounts to spew their terribly worded cases because bald eagles, baseball, and something something Star Spangled flip flops…

This insane and reminds me of the old Alabama #HB56 from 2011.

Este país me ayudó tener oportunidades que nunca hubiera podido imaginar. Fue por la lucha de mi familia, de mi mamá….viniendo a un país buscando oportunidades como tener luz, agua que no tenemos que traer de un pozo…

Conozco a mucha gente que quiere la oportunidad de poder sobrevivir. Eso es todo lo que quieren. Y no vamos hacernos mensos. Tejas NECESITA a la misma gente que quieren lastimar con esta ley. La economía los necesita. La razón que esta ley existe es porque los republicanos quieren quedar en poder y quieren asustar a la gente inventando problemas. Si quieren ayudar a los residentes, porque no conponen la red eléctrica que fállese con lluvia y calor?
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I wasn’t raised in a family where we celebrated birthdays so I never do but thank you to those that wished me a good day. Every year I get to live, I am thankful for how far I’ve come.

I live in a place that has air conditioning, I do what I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid and honestly, so much more but I wouldn’t have imagined any of this when I was a little kid squatting in an abandoned diner with my family. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Today, I spoke at a panel about passing legislation for care workers and crossed paths with my bestie Dolores as she was on her way to a panel too. Si se puede. ✊🏽❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - When age is nothing but a number….

Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly…❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Throwback. Senior picture. Class of 1997. I was the photo editor for the yearbook and they STILL misspelled my name. And it wasn’t my first name either. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Undecided voter*

*I have to explain this is a joke because there are people that don’t fully understand sentences.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - My sister and nephew came to visit me. I took them to Universal Studios because my nephew is a HUGE Super Mario fan (as am I). They are back in Dallas now but it was great to see them. 🥰
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Hello everyone! It’s been a minute! Just wanted to say hello and tell you this weekend, I’m coming to do shows in Sacramento, Santa Rosa and Fresno! Tickets available at my website: cristelaalonzo.com

Hope to see you there!
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I’ve tried to be open with my struggles. I think it might make people know that they’re not alone if they’re going through something similar. I tell jokes for a living. I want to make people feel good because sometimes I don’t. My stand-up is mostly talking about my life and what I’m going through and learning. I’ll admit, I like when people can connect with what I’m saying. As different as we all may be, we are actually quite alike.

I do the work to understand the whys of it all but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t affect me. It’s been a long year for me, for all of us. I honestly didn’t know it was NYE tonight till someone reminded me an hour ago. 

I’m doing as ok as I can be. I am lucky enough to have the help I need and more importantly, learning to ask for the help because if you’re someone that’s been taught to do everything yourself, you don’t even think of asking.

Last time I went through a deep depression, I didn’t work for a couple of years but…this time I haven’t stopped and it’s because I’m learning to deal with it better.

I hope we can all be kinder to each other. Sometimes a kind word can go a long way to someone that needs to hear it. ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Made this for Trump and F(Elon). It’s weird the White House would post a Valentine’s Day about deporting undocumented people when our President Musk was an undocumented immigrant when he got here but he’s white so I guess that makes him a good one. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Felt cute. Won’t delete later.

They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible.

I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing!

Skincare: @n4skincare 
Lashes: @lashline_by_ani 
Nails: @lili__nails_la 
Extensions: @mr_izzycolor

And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON - HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING!

Brows: @damoneroberts
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Happy Day of the Dead (To Me)
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I went to a holiday party (which I never, ever do) and this is the only pic I took of myself.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Psst. I’m working to shoot a new stand-up special at the end of 2024 and well…I figured I needed to finish the trilogy and call it “Upper Classy” (at least for now). Tickets available at my website. All cities but three are on sale and YES, I will be adding more cities (especially Texas and YES LA). This is just what I have confirmed so far. Hope to see you there! ❤️
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Ronald brought it to me personally!!! Gonna order Burger King now and keep an eye out for a crown.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - The older I get, the more I’m starting to like myself. A lot of it is pride. When I was a kid, I never thought I’d ever be in a place where I could afford to go to the doctor. I can afford emergencies…and I do it all by doing something I love. I am lucky. I know I am and I am grateful for it all.

Tonight, one show in Monterey. Tomorrow, one show in San Luis Obispo at @fremontslo. Hope you’re all having a good day.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - That’s how Santa does it: he goes to Latino houses today while we’re eating tamales and the rest of the world tonight.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I think more about things covered in chile than chocolate.
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I took this pic at lunch a couple days ago and it’ll be my new headshot now. 🤣
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - I’m @disneyland (well @californiaadventurepark and I got to see me!!! Like looking in a mirror! #Cruztela #CruzRamirez
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - May the Fourth Be With You….or maybe I’m early for tomorrow: Mayo the Cinco Be Con Usted!
Cristela Alonzo Instagram - Refried Loteria tacos are my favorite. 🫘
Cristela Alonzo - 21.4K Likes - One thing we won’t be doing is making fun of the children. I have never supported that with any President’s kids but especially Gus.

I am proud to be part of Special Olympics in Texas for my nephew. Gus reminds me of my nephew. One thing I will not stand for is anyone taking away a moment of pure joy and love this kid feels for his dad. You can criticize the candidates all you want. Leave the kids alone.

21.4K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : One thing we won’t be doing is making fun of the children. I have never supported that with any President’s kids but especially Gus. I am proud to be part of Special Olympics in Texas for my nephew. Gus reminds me of my nephew. One thing I will not stand for is anyone taking away a moment of pure joy and love this kid feels for his dad. You can criticize the candidates all you want. Leave the kids alone.
Likes : 21412
Cristela Alonzo - 15.8K Likes - Let’s go Las Vegas! My first show of 2024 starts in 30 minutes. I actually did hair and makeup today. Lol. I love how I look at 45 years old. ❤️

15.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Let’s go Las Vegas! My first show of 2024 starts in 30 minutes. I actually did hair and makeup today. Lol. I love how I look at 45 years old. ❤️
Likes : 15823
Cristela Alonzo - 12.6K Likes - I was born/raised in a Texas border town. My family still lives there. Creating laws that make you assume anything to feed into your paranoia and fabricated agenda that can/will traumatize anyone (especially children) for merely looking a certain way is disgusting. There will be people commenting from their spam accounts, their “private” accounts to spew their terribly worded cases because bald eagles, baseball, and something something Star Spangled flip flops…

This insane and reminds me of the old Alabama #HB56 from 2011.

Este país me ayudó tener oportunidades que nunca hubiera podido imaginar. Fue por la lucha de mi familia, de mi mamá….viniendo a un país buscando oportunidades como tener luz, agua que no tenemos que traer de un pozo…

Conozco a mucha gente que quiere la oportunidad de poder sobrevivir. Eso es todo lo que quieren. Y no vamos hacernos mensos. Tejas NECESITA a la misma gente que quieren lastimar con esta ley. La economía los necesita. La razón que esta ley existe es porque los republicanos quieren quedar en poder y quieren asustar a la gente inventando problemas. Si quieren ayudar a los residentes, porque no conponen la red eléctrica que fállese con lluvia y calor?

12.6K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I was born/raised in a Texas border town. My family still lives there. Creating laws that make you assume anything to feed into your paranoia and fabricated agenda that can/will traumatize anyone (especially children) for merely looking a certain way is disgusting. There will be people commenting from their spam accounts, their “private” accounts to spew their terribly worded cases because bald eagles, baseball, and something something Star Spangled flip flops… This insane and reminds me of the old Alabama #HB56 from 2011. Este país me ayudó tener oportunidades que nunca hubiera podido imaginar. Fue por la lucha de mi familia, de mi mamá….viniendo a un país buscando oportunidades como tener luz, agua que no tenemos que traer de un pozo… Conozco a mucha gente que quiere la oportunidad de poder sobrevivir. Eso es todo lo que quieren. Y no vamos hacernos mensos. Tejas NECESITA a la misma gente que quieren lastimar con esta ley. La economía los necesita. La razón que esta ley existe es porque los republicanos quieren quedar en poder y quieren asustar a la gente inventando problemas. Si quieren ayudar a los residentes, porque no conponen la red eléctrica que fállese con lluvia y calor?
Likes : 12593
Cristela Alonzo - 11.8K Likes - I wasn’t raised in a family where we celebrated birthdays so I never do but thank you to those that wished me a good day. Every year I get to live, I am thankful for how far I’ve come.

I live in a place that has air conditioning, I do what I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid and honestly, so much more but I wouldn’t have imagined any of this when I was a little kid squatting in an abandoned diner with my family. ❤️

11.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I wasn’t raised in a family where we celebrated birthdays so I never do but thank you to those that wished me a good day. Every year I get to live, I am thankful for how far I’ve come. I live in a place that has air conditioning, I do what I’ve wanted to do since I was a kid and honestly, so much more but I wouldn’t have imagined any of this when I was a little kid squatting in an abandoned diner with my family. ❤️
Likes : 11776
Cristela Alonzo - 11.5K Likes - Today, I spoke at a panel about passing legislation for care workers and crossed paths with my bestie Dolores as she was on her way to a panel too. Si se puede. ✊🏽❤️

11.5K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Today, I spoke at a panel about passing legislation for care workers and crossed paths with my bestie Dolores as she was on her way to a panel too. Si se puede. ✊🏽❤️
Likes : 11451
Cristela Alonzo - 9.5K Likes - When age is nothing but a number….

Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly…❤️

9.5K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : When age is nothing but a number…. Deck the halls with boughs of Dolly…❤️
Likes : 9463
Cristela Alonzo - 9.2K Likes - Throwback. Senior picture. Class of 1997. I was the photo editor for the yearbook and they STILL misspelled my name. And it wasn’t my first name either. 🤷🏽‍♀️

9.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Throwback. Senior picture. Class of 1997. I was the photo editor for the yearbook and they STILL misspelled my name. And it wasn’t my first name either. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Likes : 9171
Cristela Alonzo - 8.2K Likes - Undecided voter*

*I have to explain this is a joke because there are people that don’t fully understand sentences.

8.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Undecided voter* *I have to explain this is a joke because there are people that don’t fully understand sentences.
Likes : 8231
Cristela Alonzo - 8.2K Likes - My sister and nephew came to visit me. I took them to Universal Studios because my nephew is a HUGE Super Mario fan (as am I). They are back in Dallas now but it was great to see them. 🥰

8.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : My sister and nephew came to visit me. I took them to Universal Studios because my nephew is a HUGE Super Mario fan (as am I). They are back in Dallas now but it was great to see them. 🥰
Likes : 8211
Cristela Alonzo - 7.7K Likes - Hello everyone! It’s been a minute! Just wanted to say hello and tell you this weekend, I’m coming to do shows in Sacramento, Santa Rosa and Fresno! Tickets available at my website: cristelaalonzo.com

Hope to see you there!

7.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Hello everyone! It’s been a minute! Just wanted to say hello and tell you this weekend, I’m coming to do shows in Sacramento, Santa Rosa and Fresno! Tickets available at my website: cristelaalonzo.com Hope to see you there!
Likes : 7715
Cristela Alonzo - 6.7K Likes - I’ve tried to be open with my struggles. I think it might make people know that they’re not alone if they’re going through something similar. I tell jokes for a living. I want to make people feel good because sometimes I don’t. My stand-up is mostly talking about my life and what I’m going through and learning. I’ll admit, I like when people can connect with what I’m saying. As different as we all may be, we are actually quite alike.

I do the work to understand the whys of it all but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t affect me. It’s been a long year for me, for all of us. I honestly didn’t know it was NYE tonight till someone reminded me an hour ago. 

I’m doing as ok as I can be. I am lucky enough to have the help I need and more importantly, learning to ask for the help because if you’re someone that’s been taught to do everything yourself, you don’t even think of asking.

Last time I went through a deep depression, I didn’t work for a couple of years but…this time I haven’t stopped and it’s because I’m learning to deal with it better.

I hope we can all be kinder to each other. Sometimes a kind word can go a long way to someone that needs to hear it. ❤️

6.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I’ve tried to be open with my struggles. I think it might make people know that they’re not alone if they’re going through something similar. I tell jokes for a living. I want to make people feel good because sometimes I don’t. My stand-up is mostly talking about my life and what I’m going through and learning. I’ll admit, I like when people can connect with what I’m saying. As different as we all may be, we are actually quite alike. I do the work to understand the whys of it all but that doesn’t mean that it still doesn’t affect me. It’s been a long year for me, for all of us. I honestly didn’t know it was NYE tonight till someone reminded me an hour ago. I’m doing as ok as I can be. I am lucky enough to have the help I need and more importantly, learning to ask for the help because if you’re someone that’s been taught to do everything yourself, you don’t even think of asking. Last time I went through a deep depression, I didn’t work for a couple of years but…this time I haven’t stopped and it’s because I’m learning to deal with it better. I hope we can all be kinder to each other. Sometimes a kind word can go a long way to someone that needs to hear it. ❤️
Likes : 6673
Cristela Alonzo - 6.1K Likes - Made this for Trump and F(Elon). It’s weird the White House would post a Valentine’s Day about deporting undocumented people when our President Musk was an undocumented immigrant when he got here but he’s white so I guess that makes him a good one. 🤷🏻‍♀️

6.1K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Made this for Trump and F(Elon). It’s weird the White House would post a Valentine’s Day about deporting undocumented people when our President Musk was an undocumented immigrant when he got here but he’s white so I guess that makes him a good one. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Likes : 6146
Cristela Alonzo - 5.9K Likes - Felt cute. Won’t delete later.

They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible.

I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing!

Skincare: @n4skincare 
Lashes: @lashline_by_ani 
Nails: @lili__nails_la 
Extensions: @mr_izzycolor

And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON - HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING!

Brows: @damoneroberts

5.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Felt cute. Won’t delete later. They’re hair extensions. I naturally have longish hair and @mr_izzycolor added extensions to make my hair look fuller and it looks incredible. I’ve been going to @chavivhair_salons lately to get some stuff done and I can’t tell you how much I love them. They’re so good. Check out the work of the people I’m seeing! Skincare: @n4skincare Lashes: @lashline_by_ani Nails: @lili__nails_la Extensions: @mr_izzycolor And my brows….NOT DONE AT THE SALON – HAS HIS OWN EMPIEE BUT MUST BE GIVEN A SHOUT OUT BECAUSE YES, KING! Brows: @damoneroberts
Likes : 5895
Cristela Alonzo - 5.8K Likes - Happy Day of the Dead (To Me)

5.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Happy Day of the Dead (To Me)
Likes : 5815
Cristela Alonzo - 4.9K Likes - I went to a holiday party (which I never, ever do) and this is the only pic I took of myself.

4.9K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I went to a holiday party (which I never, ever do) and this is the only pic I took of myself.
Likes : 4854
Cristela Alonzo - 4.8K Likes - Psst. I’m working to shoot a new stand-up special at the end of 2024 and well…I figured I needed to finish the trilogy and call it “Upper Classy” (at least for now). Tickets available at my website. All cities but three are on sale and YES, I will be adding more cities (especially Texas and YES LA). This is just what I have confirmed so far. Hope to see you there! ❤️

4.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Psst. I’m working to shoot a new stand-up special at the end of 2024 and well…I figured I needed to finish the trilogy and call it “Upper Classy” (at least for now). Tickets available at my website. All cities but three are on sale and YES, I will be adding more cities (especially Texas and YES LA). This is just what I have confirmed so far. Hope to see you there! ❤️
Likes : 4779
Cristela Alonzo - 4.8K Likes - Ronald brought it to me personally!!! Gonna order Burger King now and keep an eye out for a crown.

4.8K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Ronald brought it to me personally!!! Gonna order Burger King now and keep an eye out for a crown.
Likes : 4774
Cristela Alonzo - 4.7K Likes - The older I get, the more I’m starting to like myself. A lot of it is pride. When I was a kid, I never thought I’d ever be in a place where I could afford to go to the doctor. I can afford emergencies…and I do it all by doing something I love. I am lucky. I know I am and I am grateful for it all.

Tonight, one show in Monterey. Tomorrow, one show in San Luis Obispo at @fremontslo. Hope you’re all having a good day.

4.7K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : The older I get, the more I’m starting to like myself. A lot of it is pride. When I was a kid, I never thought I’d ever be in a place where I could afford to go to the doctor. I can afford emergencies…and I do it all by doing something I love. I am lucky. I know I am and I am grateful for it all. Tonight, one show in Monterey. Tomorrow, one show in San Luis Obispo at @fremontslo. Hope you’re all having a good day.
Likes : 4661
Cristela Alonzo - 4.4K Likes - That’s how Santa does it: he goes to Latino houses today while we’re eating tamales and the rest of the world tonight.

4.4K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : That’s how Santa does it: he goes to Latino houses today while we’re eating tamales and the rest of the world tonight.
Likes : 4381
Cristela Alonzo - 4.4K Likes - I think more about things covered in chile than chocolate.

4.4K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I think more about things covered in chile than chocolate.
Likes : 4373
Cristela Alonzo - 4.4K Likes - I took this pic at lunch a couple days ago and it’ll be my new headshot now. 🤣

4.4K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I took this pic at lunch a couple days ago and it’ll be my new headshot now. 🤣
Likes : 4366
Cristela Alonzo - 4.2K Likes - I’m @disneyland (well @californiaadventurepark and I got to see me!!! Like looking in a mirror! #Cruztela #CruzRamirez

4.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : I’m @disneyland (well @californiaadventurepark and I got to see me!!! Like looking in a mirror! #Cruztela #CruzRamirez
Likes : 4230
Cristela Alonzo - 4.2K Likes - May the Fourth Be With You….or maybe I’m early for tomorrow: Mayo the Cinco Be Con Usted!

4.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : May the Fourth Be With You….or maybe I’m early for tomorrow: Mayo the Cinco Be Con Usted!
Likes : 4175
Cristela Alonzo - 4.2K Likes - Refried Loteria tacos are my favorite. 🫘

4.2K Likes – Cristela Alonzo Instagram

Caption : Refried Loteria tacos are my favorite. 🫘
Likes : 4171