Walk into #ThePitStop purse first 😌 @bobthedragqueen & @katya_zamo are recapping the #AllStars9 finale TOMORROW! ❤️🔥
Walk into #ThePitStop purse first 😌 @bobthedragqueen & @katya_zamo are recapping the #AllStars9 finale TOMORROW! ❤️🔥
Has anyone seen or heard from Mike Hunt? Just really need to know if anyone has eyes on Mike Hunt.
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Was it on? Well, yes! @tsmadison will be one of many fabulous guest hosts while Trixie convalesces in the Turks and Caicos
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An animal caught in a trap will gnaw off its own leg to escape. What will you do?
Well, yes! 😍 @katya_zamo and @bobthedragqueen are recapping the #AllStars9 finale – TOMORROW at noon on the #DragRace YouTube channel 👑
@trixiemattel is always watching 👀 @bobthedragqueen and @katya_zamo are recapping the #AllStars9 finale – live now on the #DragRace YouTube channel 👑 #ThePitStop
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Does Our Art Threaten You? with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
Does our art threaten you? Does it make you completely reconsider your physical existence? Does it make you stop and question the status quo and stop sleepwalking through life like a sheep? Does it make you feel weird and nervous and uncomfortable and unsure if your houseplants want to murder you? Does it set fire to your neat little sphere of influence to the point where you cease knowing what is real and imagined? Good. Sit in that discomfort and let your soul marinate in the chaotic power that is our art. Look at our art and fear us, you prole.
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It’s a TWISTER! with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast with Trixie & Katya
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Bob the Drag Queen’s Comprehensive Guide to Chicken Wing Etiquette with Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast As we approach the peak summertime Bob-B-Que months (zing), we’d like to share Bob the Drag Queen’s 4 tips for a successful chicken wing soiree, which will ensure that your fowl party is anything but foul: 1) Send your dinner party invitations by Pony Express or personal messenger at least 10 days in advance. Include a cooked goose or snuff box for extra enticement. 2) Select an appropriate color scheme and harmonize everything on the table within that palette. If an invited guest passes from consumption before the engagement, consider black, brown, or dark grey as a sign of respect for the deceased. 3) Never, and we do mean NEVER, starch your napkins. You will be swiftly rejected from polite society and burn in hell for eternity if you do. 4) Ideal floral centerpieces include roses, lilies, carnations, ferns and smilax. If you are planning a post-dinner orgy, consider using roses in your bouquet and scatter a few extra petals artistically around the table and on the floor, instructing guests where they can begin their erotic adventures after the dessert and cognac course. If you follow these 4 simple rules, we can assure you that come morning, ou that come morning, you’ll be the undisputed toast of high society! To get an amazing Mint Mobile new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://MintMobile.com/BALD Now is the time to make the switch to the best cat food on planet Earth: Smalls! Head to https://Smalls.com/BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping! Need a website? Head to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful #BobTheDragQueen
A Sonic Boom Personified with Drew Afualo and Trixie | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast In the grand pantheon of lusciously loud cackles, there exists two gorgeous human specimens for whom the rules of physics do not even remotely apply. These two auditory angels, known colloquially as Drew Afualo and Trixie Mattel, fly right up to the sonic barrier, spit in its face, and emit laughs at such an octave that only the gods atop Mount Olympus can hear without permanent hearing loss. So close your windows, crank your speakers up to 11, and prepare yourselves for a blisteringly beautiful barrage of chuckles, chortles, and guffaws the likes of which mere mortals have never experienced. To order Drew’s new book, Loud, head to: https://drew-afualo.com With Chime’s secure credit card, you can improve your credit scores all summer long! Get started today at https://Chime.com/BALD Climb back on that porcelain throne, and make us proud! Feel the difference, daily, with Ritual’s Synbiotic . Get 25% off your first month at https://Ritual.com/BALD Need a website? Head to SquareSpace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.SquareSpace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://BetterHelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self! Whether you’re looking for friends, fun or finding the one, download the best dating app for gay men, Archer, today! For more info, head to: https://www.ArcherApp.com Follow Drew on TikTok & Insta: @DrewAfualo Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you’re listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast #TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
We are proud to partner this week with the Anti Phone-Shaming League of North America to bring you a very important message: you, dear listeners, are so much more than your phone. Do you have an iPhone X? An iPhone SE? Or even an Android? You’re not alone. We are here for you. We want you to know that you are loved, appreciated, and your self-worth is about so much more than that thin piece of glass and aluminum in your pocket. As you lay down tonight in your parents’ basement on your tear-stained pillow, we want you to close your eyes and recite the following mantra: “Though I may not have the latest shiny iPhone, a socially-acceptable level of personal hygiene, or even the knowledge of what it’s like to be loved; I am good enough, I am smart enough, and gosh darnit people like me.”
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A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
Welcome to Trixie & Katya’s Le Poupée Spa, located in a gorgeously-restored halfway house in the beating heart of urine-soaked Hollywood. Forget your hideous spouse, your under-achieving children, and that rash on your inner thigh that simply won’t go away, and let yourself slide into blissful relaxation with a massage that was created by six of Moldova’s top massage therapists (including eight-time Eastern European Gluteus Maximus Massage of the Year champion Tatiana Svetlana Svetlaskabagoya). Afterwards, book an experimental liquid alloy surgery facial that isn’t FDA-approved, but could be at some point in the future once the mysterious deaths are fully investigated. It’s a wildly-invasive facial rejuvenation technique, combining state-of-the-art, semi-legal radio-wave technology with medical ingredients shipped in daily from Bulgaria. It drastically transforms skin via small doses of radiation and a thick layer of the same green slime that gave the teenage mutant ninja turtles their amazing martial arts skills. Come for one appointment at Le Poupée, and become a client for a lifetime. When you’re here, you’re not just a customer, you’re one of the dolls.
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