Ideally I would’ve liked to start today’s show in the theatre, not the bar… #markwatson #taskmaster #comedian #tour #standup #bar #pints #bristol
I reiterate, 2003 is not a year you can be born in. This was a while ago, I had a 10 year old in the other day. Don’t even start with the year, I can’t face it. . . . . . #markwatson #taskmaster #comedian #standup #comedy #viral #sensation #audience #participation #crowdwork #16 #what
Can’t say anything these days. #wokerati
Snooker Club is BACK! 🔥🎙 Our podcast returns next Tuesday the 23rd July, with Stephen Hendry & Mark Watson, plus World Number One Mark Allen, Michael Holt, Matt Selt & Allan Taylor will join the team throughout the 2024/25 campaign as new regular co-hosts! #SnookerClub
Snooker Club is BACK! 🔥🎙 Our podcast returns next Tuesday the 23rd July, with Stephen Hendry & Mark Watson, plus World Number One Mark Allen, Michael Holt, Matt Selt & Allan Taylor will join the team throughout the 2024/25 campaign as new regular co-hosts! #SnookerClub
Snooker Club is BACK! 🔥🎙 Our podcast returns next Tuesday the 23rd July, with Stephen Hendry & Mark Watson, plus World Number One Mark Allen, Michael Holt, Matt Selt & Allan Taylor will join the team throughout the 2024/25 campaign as new regular co-hosts! #SnookerClub
Snooker Club is BACK! 🔥🎙 Our podcast returns next Tuesday the 23rd July, with Stephen Hendry & Mark Watson, plus World Number One Mark Allen, Michael Holt, Matt Selt & Allan Taylor will join the team throughout the 2024/25 campaign as new regular co-hosts! #SnookerClub
Snooker Club is BACK! 🔥🎙 Our podcast returns next Tuesday the 23rd July, with Stephen Hendry & Mark Watson, plus World Number One Mark Allen, Michael Holt, Matt Selt & Allan Taylor will join the team throughout the 2024/25 campaign as new regular co-hosts! #SnookerClub
Not sure how I feel about this, but nonetheless, new YouTube ep out. #yhcih
I don’t know what’s happening.
Here it is. The big day. 70ish new tour dates to make 2024 a mammoth touring year. So many dates I can’t list them all below. Nonetheless, link to all the dates is in my bio. 7th January, Belfast @theblackboxbelfast 10th January, Derby @derbytheatre 11th January, Bradford @officialbradfordtheatres 13th January, Diss @disscornhall 18th January, Henley-upon-Thames @kentontheatre 19th January, Bournemouth @bournemouthpavilion 20th January, Worthing @wtmworthing 26th January, Weston-Super-Mare @theplayhousewsm 27th January, London @blackheathhalls 1st February, Newbury @cornexchange 2nd February, Axminster @axminsterguildhall 3rd February, Ivybridge @thewatermarkivybridge 7th February, Leicester @theytheatre @leicscomedyfest 9th February, Bury St Edmunds @theatreroyalbse 16th February, Southampton @theberrytheatre 17th February, Dorchester @dorchester_arts 18th February, Shrewsbury @theatre.severn 28th February, Oxford @thenorthwall 1st March, Leek @foxloweartscentre 2nd March, Burton-Upon-Trent @brewhouseartscentre 3rd March, Burnley @burnleymechanics 7th March, Chipping Norton @chippytheatre 8th March, Bilston @bilstontownhall 10th March, Whitley Bay @playhouse_whitleybay 12th March, Maidstone @hazlitt_theatre 14th March, Wellingborough @castletheatrewel 17th March, Worcester @worcstheatres 21st March, Luton @thehatdistrict 29th March, Ipswich @newwolsey 30th March, Beccles @beccles_public_hall 9th May, Ormskirk @thechapelormskirk 16th May, Bracknell @southhillpark 17th May, Guildford @yvonnearnaud 18th May, Salisbury @salisburyartscentre 31st May, Haverhill @haverhillartscentre 7th June, Aberdeen @aberdeenperformingarts 8th June, Masham @visitmasham 9th June, Salford @the_lowry 12th June, Radlett @theradlettcentre 13th June, Sunderland @firestationsun 14th June, Alnwick @alnwickplayhouse 15th June, Barnard Castle @the_witham 16th June, Hexham @queenshallarts 20th June, Gloucester @glosguildhall 21st June, Newport @riverfrontarts 27th June, Carshalton @cryerarts 7th July, Leeds @cityvarieties There are also 3 more months of dates and venues to tag but Instagram’s not having it. CENSORSHIP IF YOU ASK ME.
never come closer to a cyclist crashing into me than in this latest ep check my story for the link! #bratsummer
Watch now, for free! Right before the pandemic we shot this special, it’s been available to buy for long enough so we thought we’d just put it up for everyone to watch on the Watson YouTube channel. Link in bio/story. Enjoy! #markwatson #infiniteshow #full #special #outnow #youtube
“Yes, How Can I Help?”, a new series on my YouTube channel, begins tomorrow at 8am. Episode One – “Would Dolly Parton Survive the Apocalypse?”, and many more questions. Ask me anything you’ve been wondering lately below and I’ll try and get to them in later episodes. #yhcih
May or may not have forgot to say I’ll be Live at Five, it’s all this election business. Here’s a screenshot from a video you might not see unless you live in a certain part of the country from now until September, to encourage you to tune in.
POSTER REVEAL! 🎨🖌️ The commander-in-chief @watsoncomedian couldn’t possibly NOT go to the Fringe, so join him for a now-sold-out WIP! (Stand 2, Aug 1st – 22nd) The title is a subtweet, yes. 📸 @photobat_alan 👨💻 @haiminh_ #markwatson #edfringe #flyerfriday #posterreveal #edinburgh #standup #workinprogressisnotacopoutitdemonstratesrespectforthepayingaudience #functionalhashtag
Here’s just some of the questions we get into this week – live now on my YouTube channel. #yhcih . . . . . #markwatson #taskmaster #youtube #series #yeshowcanihelp #ai #chatgpt #qna #questions #qanda #walking #hiking #walk #chat #asmr
New episode, with 5 distinct topics and one thick jumper. #markwatson #yhich
New YouTube, took three of us to film this one and I can’t say it was any easier or safer. Thanks to @joshbarkerfilms on camera, and Alex pulling him backwards. #markwatson #yhcih #series #youtube #taskmaster #etc
New YouTube. I’m wearing a Very Hungry Caterpillar jumper. Worth a watch for that alone. #yhich
LIVE AT FIVE. Magical special guest. I looked handsome according to two individual commenters.
LIVE AT FIVE. Glorious sunshine. My oldest surviving t shirt.
LIVE AT FIVE. I hope this week it is deemed appropriate to remain on the platform.