What are you filthy yeast infections @theviewabc gonna talk about now?
Who does the better Brando?
This jerkoff talking about “we can’t have this political violence….we have to unite as a country blah blah blah…”. Why don’t you start by not referring to Trump supporters as home grown terrorists and calling Trump a threat to Democracy?!? The great uniter 😆 . TOUR DATES 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA TIX: https://nickdip.com/tour (or click the link in bio)
When Biden was told about this he said “why would someone shoot my VP?”
Pressure is already mounting on Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle to answer for the attack. Chicks and gun safety don’t seem to work very well. Ask Alec Baldwin.🤷🏻♂️
Jill, it’s a microphone not a dick! . STAND-UP DATES: 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA TIX: http://nickdip.com/tour (link in bio)
If you’re gonna have female SS agents protecting the President, they have to look like this! TOUR DATES 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA Tickets: nickdip.com/tour
Tyler Cherry – newly appointed White House associate communications director. But Cherries go on top. This guy looks like a bottom. . STAND-UP DATES 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA TIX: NickDip.com/tour
Hard to believe it’s been 15 years since Michael Jackson blew his last cub scout. . STAND-UP DATES: 8/9 – Jacksonville FL 8/10 – Duluth GA TIX: Nickdip.com/tour
Don’t tell anybody Jamie, but the day after the debate I applied for a bartending job at Bennigan’s. . STAND-UP DATES 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA Tickets: https://nickdip.com/tour (or click the link in bio)
A messy desk is a sign of a brilliant mind. The study conducted by the University of Minnesota goes on to state that geniuses leave their desk messy because they invest the time needed to clean and organize to more important stuff.
Now you’re gonna have to deal with his friends!
Apparently…women want to be choked in the bedroom! . STAND UP DATES: 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA TICKETS: nickdip.com/tour (link in bio)
Joe and Kamala celebrating the FBI’s “lone gunman” theory. . STAND-UP DATES: 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA TIX: https://nickdip.com/tour (or click link in bio)
Dear Satan thank you! Your plan is working beautifully! . TOUR DATES 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA Tickets: https://nickdip.com/tour (or click the link in bio)
Now this is how you wave down a taxi in NYC on Juneteenth! . STAND-UP DATES 8/9/24 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10/24 – Duluth, GA Tix: NickDip.com/tour
She wants to get rid of the gang registry, and stop prosecuting theft: . . Watch The Nick Di Paolo show FREE and uncensored every Monday through Thursday at https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow . . See Nick LIVE! Tour dates at https://nickdip.com/tour . . . #StandUpComedy #FreeSpeech #Unfiltered #Uncensored #Truth
Ok…who took my 3 piece?!? . STAND UP DATES 8/9 – Jacksonville, FL 8/10 – Duluth, GA TIX: https://nickdip.com/tour (or click link in bio)
ICYMI – When journalists slip opinions into articles, Nick calls them out. . Catch The Nick Di Paolo show every Monday through Thursday on https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow . SEE NICK LIVE! August 9 – Jacksonville, FL August 10 – Duluth, GA Tickets at NickDip.com/Tour
The courts have officially been weaponized for political purposes: . . Watch The Nick Di Paolo show FREE and uncensored every Monday through Thursday at https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow . . See Nick LIVE! Tour dates at https://nickdip.com/tour . . . #StandUpComedy #FreeSpeech #Unfiltered #Uncensored #Truth
They hate her because she’s straight, white, and talented: . . Watch The Nick Di Paolo show FREE and uncensored every Monday through Thursday at https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow . . See Nick LIVE! Tour dates at https://nickdip.com/tour . . . #StandUpComedy #FreeSpeech #Unfiltered #Uncensored #Truth
Ozempic has some strange side effects we didn’t know about: . . Watch The Nick Di Paolo show FREE and uncensored every Monday through Thursday at https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow . . See Nick LIVE! Tour dates at https://nickdip.com/tour . . . #StandUpComedy #FreeSpeech #Unfiltered #Uncensored #Truth
They want to *require* the state school system to hire illegals: . . Watch The Nick Di Paolo show FREE and uncensored every Monday through Thursday at https://rumble.com/TheNickDiPaoloShow . . See Nick LIVE! Tour dates at https://nickdip.com/tour . . . #StandUpComedy #FreeSpeech #Unfiltered #Uncensored #Truth
STAND-UP!! I’ll be back on the road with shows in Jacksonville FL and Duluth GA that both go ON SALE TODAY!! Friday August 9th -Jacksonville FL The Terry Theater at the Jacksonville Center for the Performing Arts Tix on-sale today at 10am Saturday August 10th – Duluth GA The Gas South Theater Tix on-sale today at noon TICKETS at Nickdip.com/tour Grab the best seats in the house TODAY for a night of unfiltered and unapologetic stand-up comedy! @jaxperformingartscenter @gassouthdistrict
