let the record show @pattonoswalt knows his D&D #aftermidnight #taylortomlinson #dungeonsanddragons #joemanganiello #terrycrews
Gonna be a fun summer!!!
This. 100%
Meredith and The Master.
over one million people attended the Boston Celtics victory parade and @pattonoswalt speaks for all of them #aftermidnight #taylortomlinson #boston #celtics #nba
Yay! Going through the latest gifts and acquisitions! Thank you my literary, libationary friends! (And sorry A.R. Moxon that I called you “A.J.” — your book is still amazing!)
Another FANTASTIC, sold-out, Patton Oswalt & Friends at @largolosangeles! The wonderful Doug Benson brought the non-sequitur weirdness and Bobcat Goldthwait, one of my all-time comedy heroes, talked about eloping, fatherhood, sneaking ducks into hotels and Grover from Sesame Street. A loose, chaotic, jet-lagged night of brilliance. Can’t wait for the next one on July 21st!!!
Some beautiful, OCD-friendly creamer stacking at The Delectable Egg in Denver this morning. Instant good mood.
Delivery robot on Melrose just now.
Minor Threats: Barfly 1 🪰and The Writer 1 ⌨️ On sale now! @darkhorsecomics @minorthreatsdh Barfly 1 ✍️ @pattonoswalt @blumjordan @thekylestarks ✏️ @ryanbrowneart The Writer 1 ✍️ @joshgad @berkowitzbros ✏️ Ariel Olivetti #darkhorsecomics #ncbd #comicbooks #newcomics #newcomicbookday
This hummingbird hover-bombed me while I was meditating on the porch and pretty much acted out what my thoughts were doing at that exact moment.
Oh hell yes. Thank you Denver. Thank you @comedyworksdenver. See you tonight!
So happy to have some of my show posters in this STUNNING collection from Jeffrey Everett. Go gitcher self a copy. Every page a painting!
So happy to have some of my show posters in this STUNNING collection from Jeffrey Everett. Go gitcher self a copy. Every page a painting!
So happy to have some of my show posters in this STUNNING collection from Jeffrey Everett. Go gitcher self a copy. Every page a painting!
Hey Baltimore! Hey Providence, R.I.! I’m gonna be at the @thelyricbaltimore on Friday, July 19th and the @thevetsri on Saturday, July 20th! Tickets are going FAST! Grab what you can and I will see you there! These are two of my fave cities (for real!) and these shows are gonna be a blast.
November 8th & 9th! 4 shows at the @tempeimprov that are gonna sell out fast! Grab your tickets now!!!
Did you get it right? 👀 Be sure to tune in to an all-new episode of #The1PercentClub tonight at 9/8c on @foxtv and stream next day on @primevideo.
New school year, new Rory.
Very surreal to see Minor Threats, or should I say Super Villanos, translated into Spanish by @grafitoed. Hope this is just the start of many collabs. Barfly (out this Weds!) by @thekylestarks and @ryanbrowneart has a lot of words that should never be spoken in any language.
New episode on @foxtv TONIGHT and @primevideo tomorrow! There’s one brutal question that wipes out so many contestants we needed to take a breather.
