This has recently come to my attention. It’s something I had never thought about. If you’re too shy to leave a comment, just leave a like. ***Or tell me all about it in person. I’ll be in every city eventually. Link in bio.
Eleven years ago, @joe_gatto and I got thrown in front of 14,000 people as one of the opening acts at a sold out @imaginedragons show at Jones Beach Theater in Long Island. We don’t play instruments or sing. There were already *two* proper opening acts before us. They did NOT want a third. We were introduced as “Senora Lanza” (a nod to our high school Spanish teacher) and told to refer to them only as the ImaginATION Dragons, then read an introduction that dedicated the show to the people of Pittsburgh, a much more worthy audience than the folks of Long Island. Then told to “start playing songs”. THEY KEPT US OUT THERE FOR 20 MINUTES as the crowd got more and more upset. At one point Joe was told to do a drum solo while I had to do the worm across the stage. Joe just started slamming on the drums yelling “DRUM SOLOOOOOO!!” while I flopped around on the floor. Around this time an angry man charged at us from side stage and tried to grab my guitar from my hands. He began cursing and screaming at me. “Give me the guitar! Get off the stage!” I didn’t know who he was or what he was doing. So I pushed back and kept scrambling to avoid him, yanking back my guitar and dodging around, all while continuing to “play” and “sing”. I was then told to stage dive into the crowd. I didn’t want to injure anyone so I proceeded to meekly jump off the stage feet first and we were ushered out as people screamed in our faces as we dodged full cups of soda being thrown. I got backstage only to learn that the man trying to take my guitar was the stage manager. Bc I didn’t let him remove me, the concert went past its curfew and into overtime union pay. This is to be avoided at all costs bc the fees then become astronomical. I can’t begin to imagine the extra costs. I believe the last thing I yelled on the mic was “F the Imagination Dragons”. They were amazing sports about it and just great people for letting us do all of this in the first place. 🙏
Eleven years ago, @joe_gatto and I got thrown in front of 14,000 people as one of the opening acts at a sold out @imaginedragons show at Jones Beach Theater in Long Island. We don’t play instruments or sing. There were already *two* proper opening acts before us. They did NOT want a third. We were introduced as “Senora Lanza” (a nod to our high school Spanish teacher) and told to refer to them only as the ImaginATION Dragons, then read an introduction that dedicated the show to the people of Pittsburgh, a much more worthy audience than the folks of Long Island. Then told to “start playing songs”. THEY KEPT US OUT THERE FOR 20 MINUTES as the crowd got more and more upset. At one point Joe was told to do a drum solo while I had to do the worm across the stage. Joe just started slamming on the drums yelling “DRUM SOLOOOOOO!!” while I flopped around on the floor. Around this time an angry man charged at us from side stage and tried to grab my guitar from my hands. He began cursing and screaming at me. “Give me the guitar! Get off the stage!” I didn’t know who he was or what he was doing. So I pushed back and kept scrambling to avoid him, yanking back my guitar and dodging around, all while continuing to “play” and “sing”. I was then told to stage dive into the crowd. I didn’t want to injure anyone so I proceeded to meekly jump off the stage feet first and we were ushered out as people screamed in our faces as we dodged full cups of soda being thrown. I got backstage only to learn that the man trying to take my guitar was the stage manager. Bc I didn’t let him remove me, the concert went past its curfew and into overtime union pay. This is to be avoided at all costs bc the fees then become astronomical. I can’t begin to imagine the extra costs. I believe the last thing I yelled on the mic was “F the Imagination Dragons”. They were amazing sports about it and just great people for letting us do all of this in the first place. 🙏
Eleven years ago, @joe_gatto and I got thrown in front of 14,000 people as one of the opening acts at a sold out @imaginedragons show at Jones Beach Theater in Long Island. We don’t play instruments or sing. There were already *two* proper opening acts before us. They did NOT want a third. We were introduced as “Senora Lanza” (a nod to our high school Spanish teacher) and told to refer to them only as the ImaginATION Dragons, then read an introduction that dedicated the show to the people of Pittsburgh, a much more worthy audience than the folks of Long Island. Then told to “start playing songs”. THEY KEPT US OUT THERE FOR 20 MINUTES as the crowd got more and more upset. At one point Joe was told to do a drum solo while I had to do the worm across the stage. Joe just started slamming on the drums yelling “DRUM SOLOOOOOO!!” while I flopped around on the floor. Around this time an angry man charged at us from side stage and tried to grab my guitar from my hands. He began cursing and screaming at me. “Give me the guitar! Get off the stage!” I didn’t know who he was or what he was doing. So I pushed back and kept scrambling to avoid him, yanking back my guitar and dodging around, all while continuing to “play” and “sing”. I was then told to stage dive into the crowd. I didn’t want to injure anyone so I proceeded to meekly jump off the stage feet first and we were ushered out as people screamed in our faces as we dodged full cups of soda being thrown. I got backstage only to learn that the man trying to take my guitar was the stage manager. Bc I didn’t let him remove me, the concert went past its curfew and into overtime union pay. This is to be avoided at all costs bc the fees then become astronomical. I can’t begin to imagine the extra costs. I believe the last thing I yelled on the mic was “F the Imagination Dragons”. They were amazing sports about it and just great people for letting us do all of this in the first place. 🙏
Eleven years ago, @joe_gatto and I got thrown in front of 14,000 people as one of the opening acts at a sold out @imaginedragons show at Jones Beach Theater in Long Island. We don’t play instruments or sing. There were already *two* proper opening acts before us. They did NOT want a third. We were introduced as “Senora Lanza” (a nod to our high school Spanish teacher) and told to refer to them only as the ImaginATION Dragons, then read an introduction that dedicated the show to the people of Pittsburgh, a much more worthy audience than the folks of Long Island. Then told to “start playing songs”. THEY KEPT US OUT THERE FOR 20 MINUTES as the crowd got more and more upset. At one point Joe was told to do a drum solo while I had to do the worm across the stage. Joe just started slamming on the drums yelling “DRUM SOLOOOOOO!!” while I flopped around on the floor. Around this time an angry man charged at us from side stage and tried to grab my guitar from my hands. He began cursing and screaming at me. “Give me the guitar! Get off the stage!” I didn’t know who he was or what he was doing. So I pushed back and kept scrambling to avoid him, yanking back my guitar and dodging around, all while continuing to “play” and “sing”. I was then told to stage dive into the crowd. I didn’t want to injure anyone so I proceeded to meekly jump off the stage feet first and we were ushered out as people screamed in our faces as we dodged full cups of soda being thrown. I got backstage only to learn that the man trying to take my guitar was the stage manager. Bc I didn’t let him remove me, the concert went past its curfew and into overtime union pay. This is to be avoided at all costs bc the fees then become astronomical. I can’t begin to imagine the extra costs. I believe the last thing I yelled on the mic was “F the Imagination Dragons”. They were amazing sports about it and just great people for letting us do all of this in the first place. 🙏
Eleven years ago, @joe_gatto and I got thrown in front of 14,000 people as one of the opening acts at a sold out @imaginedragons show at Jones Beach Theater in Long Island. We don’t play instruments or sing. There were already *two* proper opening acts before us. They did NOT want a third. We were introduced as “Senora Lanza” (a nod to our high school Spanish teacher) and told to refer to them only as the ImaginATION Dragons, then read an introduction that dedicated the show to the people of Pittsburgh, a much more worthy audience than the folks of Long Island. Then told to “start playing songs”. THEY KEPT US OUT THERE FOR 20 MINUTES as the crowd got more and more upset. At one point Joe was told to do a drum solo while I had to do the worm across the stage. Joe just started slamming on the drums yelling “DRUM SOLOOOOOO!!” while I flopped around on the floor. Around this time an angry man charged at us from side stage and tried to grab my guitar from my hands. He began cursing and screaming at me. “Give me the guitar! Get off the stage!” I didn’t know who he was or what he was doing. So I pushed back and kept scrambling to avoid him, yanking back my guitar and dodging around, all while continuing to “play” and “sing”. I was then told to stage dive into the crowd. I didn’t want to injure anyone so I proceeded to meekly jump off the stage feet first and we were ushered out as people screamed in our faces as we dodged full cups of soda being thrown. I got backstage only to learn that the man trying to take my guitar was the stage manager. Bc I didn’t let him remove me, the concert went past its curfew and into overtime union pay. This is to be avoided at all costs bc the fees then become astronomical. I can’t begin to imagine the extra costs. I believe the last thing I yelled on the mic was “F the Imagination Dragons”. They were amazing sports about it and just great people for letting us do all of this in the first place. 🙏
Eleven years ago, @joe_gatto and I got thrown in front of 14,000 people as one of the opening acts at a sold out @imaginedragons show at Jones Beach Theater in Long Island. We don’t play instruments or sing. There were already *two* proper opening acts before us. They did NOT want a third. We were introduced as “Senora Lanza” (a nod to our high school Spanish teacher) and told to refer to them only as the ImaginATION Dragons, then read an introduction that dedicated the show to the people of Pittsburgh, a much more worthy audience than the folks of Long Island. Then told to “start playing songs”. THEY KEPT US OUT THERE FOR 20 MINUTES as the crowd got more and more upset. At one point Joe was told to do a drum solo while I had to do the worm across the stage. Joe just started slamming on the drums yelling “DRUM SOLOOOOOO!!” while I flopped around on the floor. Around this time an angry man charged at us from side stage and tried to grab my guitar from my hands. He began cursing and screaming at me. “Give me the guitar! Get off the stage!” I didn’t know who he was or what he was doing. So I pushed back and kept scrambling to avoid him, yanking back my guitar and dodging around, all while continuing to “play” and “sing”. I was then told to stage dive into the crowd. I didn’t want to injure anyone so I proceeded to meekly jump off the stage feet first and we were ushered out as people screamed in our faces as we dodged full cups of soda being thrown. I got backstage only to learn that the man trying to take my guitar was the stage manager. Bc I didn’t let him remove me, the concert went past its curfew and into overtime union pay. This is to be avoided at all costs bc the fees then become astronomical. I can’t begin to imagine the extra costs. I believe the last thing I yelled on the mic was “F the Imagination Dragons”. They were amazing sports about it and just great people for letting us do all of this in the first place. 🙏
Come see me on tour and let me know all the times my show was on in the background while you took care of business. 30 cities up now. 30 more about to be added. The EVERYTHING’S FINE Tour. Link in bio.
Aaaaaand we’re back at it, babes! ALL NEW TOUR. ALL NEW MATERIAL. PRESALE for the first leg of the “EVERYTHING’S FINE TOUR” starts *tomorrow* Wed 5/29 at 10am local time! Sign up for the presale now at SalVulcanoComedy.com/tour/ to get notified tomorrow the moment tickets become available… This will be a BRAND NEW HOUR OF MATERIAL separate from the TERRIFIED Special (Premiering THIS Fri, May 31 on YouTube) Get the best seats in the house now – FULL ONSALE to the general public is THIS Fri, May 31 at 10am local.” PAY ATTENSH: If you don’t see your city you don’t need to ask why I’m not coming there. I am. Many, if not every single city on Earth, will be added as we go. Everything’s fine. Really. It’s fine. Right? Please come see me and tell me it’s fine. Or I’ll tell you? We’ll figure it out. Nov 15 – Greenville, SC Nov 16 – Charlotte, NC Nov 17 – Knoxville, TN Nov 21 – Torrington, CT Nov 22 – Burlington, VT Nov 23 – Portland, ME Dec 27 – Red Bank, NJ Dec 28 – Huntington, NY Jan 9 – San Antonio, TX Jan 10 – Phoenix, AZ Jan 11 – Tucson, AZ Jan 16 – Indianapolis, IN Jan 17 – Evansville, IN Jan 18 – St Louis, MO Jan 23 – Milwaukee, WI Jan 24 – Minneapolis, MN Jan 25 – Des Moines, IA Feb 7 – Jacksonville, FL Feb 8 – Tampa, FL Feb 21 – Detroit, MI Feb 22 – Pittsburgh, PA Feb 23 – Baltimore, MD Mar 14 – Denver, CO Mar 15 – Seattle, WA Mar 16 – Spokane, WA Mar 28 – Fort Wayne, IN Mar 29 – Columbus, OH Mar 30 – Cleveland, OH ✏️: @barrytheartguy
@salvulcano learned how to stir like a chef
New episode in 15 minutes on @TBSNetwork. This was insanely tough. Posted @withregram • @impracticaljokersofficial Apparently this kid just isn’t as tough as Sal was at age 7 🤷🏻♂️ Catch this challenge and more unbelievable moments on tonight’s BRAND NEW episode of #ImpracticalJokers on @tbsnetwork!
Incredible weekend watching my brother @salvulcano crush his 1st standup special🔥
You guys are in for a treat. It looks gorgeous, the set is hilarious, and the crowds were perfect. Sal is the mensch amongst men, and worked his ass off for this. Always good being inspired by homies. @arishaffir @bramsec & @800pgm were legends, and @chrisjcomedy set the tone up top.
Thanks for the fun Chicago!!😎 The Vic Theatre
Incredible weekend watching my brother @salvulcano crush his 1st standup special🔥
You guys are in for a treat. It looks gorgeous, the set is hilarious, and the crowds were perfect. Sal is the mensch amongst men, and worked his ass off for this. Always good being inspired by homies. @arishaffir @bramsec & @800pgm were legends, and @chrisjcomedy set the tone up top.
Thanks for the fun Chicago!!😎 The Vic Theatre
Incredible weekend watching my brother @salvulcano crush his 1st standup special🔥
You guys are in for a treat. It looks gorgeous, the set is hilarious, and the crowds were perfect. Sal is the mensch amongst men, and worked his ass off for this. Always good being inspired by homies. @arishaffir @bramsec & @800pgm were legends, and @chrisjcomedy set the tone up top.
Thanks for the fun Chicago!!😎 The Vic Theatre
I’m can’t believe I am on @impracticaljokersofficial Thurs🔥 I’ve gotten to do some cool shit in my career, but this is in the top 3❤️It’s one of my favorite shows of all time, and these legends make this shit look easy. Watch it 7/25 at 10p on TBS🍿 #impracticaljokers #comedy #adamray #prank #funny #tv
Friends, enemies, strangers, super models, athletes, podcasters, countrymen, clergy and spies – my STANDUP SPECIAL: TERRIFIED is premiering May 31st at 11am ET on @800pgm YouTube!! Mark it down, babe! ***I WILL BE IN THE LIVE CHAT with you guys watching the special, don’t miss it!! I haven’t been this excited since Pee Wee Herman guest starred on 227. Thank you to everyone who helped make it happen.
Tooth Fairy – She only goes by her job title? 🦷🧚 “TERRIFIED” premieres Fri May 31 at 11am ET on @800pgm @youtube page!
Freddy’s Nails w @salvulcano
Such a fun one tonight with @adamraycomedy 😂Posted @withregram • @adamraycomedy Tonight on @impracticaljokersofficial❤️ Tune in. It’s super fun. I love these guys. #impracticaljokers #salvulcano #brianquinn #murr #comedy #prank #mall #adamray #funny #tv #fun
New @tastebudspod is out now, with special guest @stuff.island !
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Posted @withregram • @peteholmes NEW #YMIW with @salvulcano is live! Had a blast recording this one! Get INTO it! Full ep linked in bio! #peteholmes #comedy #podcast
Monday is for the BUDS!
New @tastebudspod is out now, with special guest @stuff.island !
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Come see us in Maine this July! @bqquinn @therealmurr @impracticaljokersofficial @impracticaljokerstour
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Monday is for the BUDS!
New @tastebudspod is out now!
For full ep, click on the link in bio or go to the No Presh channel on YouTube! Audio available on Spotify and iTunes etc.
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