“You’re just in time for dinner, Mr. Bond. And Benny is…hungry.”
@dollyparton, am I doing this right?
Make sure you get out and vote today, then tune in to #LateShowPreShow over on @colbertlateshow before we go LIVE on Showtime tonight! Check our Twitter and Instagram for the schedule.
Today is #NationalVoterRegistrationDay! Celebrate by heading over to www.bit.ly/colbertrtv to register or verify your status. Then learn how and where to vote in your state by going to www.betterknowaballot.com. Then watch some animal friendship videos. They’re just the best.
End of a rough week…
“Benny, have you seen the bowl with the pancake batter?” “No. Why do you ask?”
Sure, @elizabethbanks @reesewitherspoon @markruffalo @kerrywashington are a dream team, but they’ve got nothing on… Astaire on Colbert.
G’night.
Thanks for the #3people challenge. As you can see below, I just don’t have time. You know who else is too busy to accept this challenge? @nph #PattiLuPone and #JonCryer!
Benny is ready to go Christmas shopping!
Goodnight!
Merry Christmas!
Pro Tip: You’re not supposed to ride both at the same time. #tbt
Who’s interviewing whom?
Benny’s First Snow Day. “What is this stuff?!”
Join me for The Lost Pilot Project Episode 1: SOMETIMES LIVE. **One Night Only!** Sunday, October 25, 7:30pm ET. Tickets on sale now at montclairfilm.org. In 1998, I helped write a pilot for ABC—an hour-long comedy set behind the scenes at a fictional variety show—which never saw the light of day. 22 years later, I’ve asked some old friends to perform the script with me, including Scott Adsit, @thedanacarvey, @sherylcrow, @arieldoom, Jackie Hoffman, @keeganmichaelkey, @notreallysuzy, Bob Odenkirk, Robert Smigel, @dinostamatopoulos, and Mike Stoyanov. Every ticket will support the film education programs @MontclairFilm. • #MFF2020
BDE: Big Darrylgorn Energy Learn how to channel yours on tonight’s @colbertlateshow as we return to New Zealand!
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right. – Isaac Asimov, born 100 years ago today
I am joining @officialjld and the #Veep cast for a LIVE virtual table read on Sunday to support @americavotes grassroots voter campaign in Georgia! You can #ShowUpForGeorgia by getting your ticket at www.ShowUpForGeorgia.com and then watch along on December 6 at 8PM ET #VeepUncut
Evie and I are so honored to be a part of this year’s @NoKidHungry x @WilliamsSonoma spatula program with our Does This Taste Funny spatula. As a companion to our upcoming cookbook, each purchase of a spatula provides healthy meals for kids and teens! You can also vote for our spatula in the fan favorite competition — the one with the most votes will have an additional $5,000 donated to No Kid Hungry by Williams Sonoma! Let’s get these kids the meals they need. Click my link in bio to buy our spatula and pre-order our cookbook, Does This Taste Funny?
Evie and I are so honored to be a part of this year’s @NoKidHungry x @WilliamsSonoma spatula program with our Does This Taste Funny spatula. As a companion to our upcoming cookbook, each purchase of a spatula provides healthy meals for kids and teens! You can also vote for our spatula in the fan favorite competition — the one with the most votes will have an additional $5,000 donated to No Kid Hungry by Williams Sonoma! Let’s get these kids the meals they need. Click my link in bio to buy our spatula and pre-order our cookbook, Does This Taste Funny?
Great news! Our cookbook is on sale at @barnesandnoble! From now until July 17, B&N members can get 25% off of Does This Taste Funny? with the code PREORDER25. We can’t wait for you to enjoy our recipes at home with your family. Head to my link in bio to pre-order your copy now. #DoesThisTasteFunny
