Happy Birthday and Best Witches to my incredibly accomplished forever niece @melissajoanhart . This year you can add stand up comedian to your repertoire. Love, Aunt Hilda XO
@carolinerhea4real is a TV star!!!!! 😂
Many moons ago when Ava was little around 6 the airline had seated us apart and this very nice girl offered to switch because I was on the verge of tears. I just remember that she was sunny and kind. Last night I was @thecomedystore and my beloved friend @therealjeffreyross brought in his friends and she reminded me of when we met. I totally remembered her. Then she mentioned that was Cindy Loo Hoo in The Grinch and that she was in a band called @theprettyreckless I was clueless and then I went home and listened to @taylormomsen and she is a GIANT ROCK STAR! Most importantly she is a giant heart. #kindnesswins
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
I remember sitting in the doctors office and he told me I had a 1% chance of getting pregnant. I wasn’t worried. I knew you were coming. I also knew because you were mine youd be late. You’re hilarious and wise beyond your years and beautiful and smart and even though you screamed at the top of your lungs in the Vancouver airport when you were three years old, “Why would you eat all of the fudge Mummy! Why?” you are and will always be my favorite person in the world who turned the world to technicolor. I love you more than is humanly acceptable Yes you can meet the love of your life in your 40’s #happymothersday to all the Aunts who assist @jendowd17 @kymwhitley @charlenecomedy @traceycasselll to @costakieconomopoulos
Don’t be a loser and miss me this weekend (least Canadian thing I’ve ever said) @jokers905club in Toronto. This was at #ComicRelief when they threw me on before Chris Rock and my whole life was changed that night. I’m not bragging but I’m the perfect #MothersDay comedian. I miss mine so much so come share yours. See you soon, Love, Caroline
Happy 4th! Thanks for having me @livekellyandmark We’re a throuple now. BTW I thought a throuple was a couple and one person had a lisp. Eat responsibly. Best pie? Love, Caroline #4thofjuly #picnic #summer #standup
This might be the coolest thing that’s ever happened to me. If you ever told the teenage me that Fonzie would have ever said my name on TV I’d think the odds were greater of becoming a witch. I love you @official_henrywinkler @barryhbomax Thanks Bill Hader
@billfreakinghader
I had the best time talking to @bertkreischer who is my nephews favorite comedian. Hurtful but understandable. I am a fan of the giant hearted, shirtless, hilarious , insanely generous man. Thanks for having me on #bertcast. I now forgive my nephew
If you would like to see me make all of these very flattering expressions in person, I’ll be headlining @comedyworksdenver tomorrow night. It’s my favorite club and I love Sunday audiences because they’re usually unemployed and can stay up late. #Standupcomedy #Denver
This is my endorsement from @andybuckley2020 from #theoffice to come and see me @comedyworksdenver this week. You have to believe #DavidWallace He’s handsome right? I’m filming a special. It’s time.
#standupcomedy
Happy Birthday @cjmarrinan You’re hilarious, handsome and kind. You make the world infinitely better and you’re a great standup. You’re terrible at BlackJack but you’re the best tech support a girl could ask for. #Besties Love you #comedy #Funny
Who doesn’t love @harlandwilliams ? This is basically a podcast of me laughing hysterically at everything he says. @kansascitycomedyclub #funnyCanadians #standupcomedy #astrology
Sometimes in life you are lucky enough to have the same people by your side the whole time. Today is my BFF’s Birthday @amandanisbet We have know each other since Grade 2. When we were 14 we were left alone for the weekend with $60 and bought two “cone heads” with all the money. There is no one I have laughed more with.She has influenced my sense of style since she had a half eaten plastic Oreo necklace that I coveted. She is the funniest most joyful person I know. She has been with me through it all. The first to see Ava when she was born. That is her gorgeous son Travers, my Godson in the picture. He has her contagious charm. She is a world renowned decorator. She is my chosen family and sister. Happy Birthday Munds. I love you #TotalTaurus
@cjmarrinan and I will be in Kansas City this weekend. CJ is hoping to be drafted by the @nfldraft @nfl Come see us and I’ll tell you the story why @terrellowens thinks I’m actually a witch and how Eli Manning helped me get pregnant. #nfl #nfldraft Yes I am unable to close my mouth during pictures. #standupcomedy
@cjmarrinan and I will be in Kansas City this weekend. CJ is hoping to be drafted by the @nfldraft @nfl Come see us and I’ll tell you the story why @terrellowens thinks I’m actually a witch and how Eli Manning helped me get pregnant. #nfl #nfldraft Yes I am unable to close my mouth during pictures. #standupcomedy
Dear Denver, I love you. I always have. Even though you can get a contact high from walking 50 feet in any direction. Even though your airport appears to be an another state. Really you’re the perfect city, the only thing you’re missing is oxygen. Put down your hiking boots and carrot juice and come see me @comedyworksdenver We had the best time last night. #DOIT #standupcomedy #Denver
Is your Summer making a splash?? I love this picture. #greatdad #summer #pools
