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Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hypothetically, if there was a restaurant named after me out there, I'd tell them to serve @Pepsi because burgers go #BetterWithPepsi #PepsiPartner
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Here’s a picture from 2015 of me, @wilfredburr, and @thedanacarvey all practicing social distancing, while @davidspade tries to touch my face....
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Here’s a clip from today’s phone call with @officialroseannebarr where we offer some important diet tips, and talk about how she plans to spend her free time during her isolation! 
Go to the link in my bio to watch the entire interview and hear our thoughts on Vince Champ.
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Norm Macdonald Instagram - #ThePeoplesChamp
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Here’s a clip from my last stand up show where I talk about the Coronavirus. Something to watch during your quarantine! @irvineimprov 
#standup #coronavirus #covid19 #quarantine
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Listen and find out how I saved Bob Saget’s life!!! @bobsaget 
#BobSaget #Quarantined #StayHome #Coronavirus #Covid19 #NormMacdonald
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Since, I may never do stand up again, I figured I’d share some more of my final set! Upon rewatching it, I realized it was almost entirely about the Coronavirus... @irvineimprov 
#coronavirus #covid19 #standup #nobodysaiditdbearosegarden
Norm Macdonald Instagram - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Norm Macdonald Instagram - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Norm Macdonald Instagram - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Norm Macdonald Instagram - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Norm Macdonald Instagram - From an outsider’s perspective it seemed Rodney had everything: success, money, fame. But there was one thing Rodney Dangerfield was never able to attain, and it plagued him his entire life. The ugly little secret in Hollywood was that Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect.
 #rodneydangerfield #norespect
Norm Macdonald Instagram - A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office.....
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Nicky and I take the back seat to no one! Well, maybe one.
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Here’s a picture of me and my three very best friends! On the left is Bob Saget, an American stand-up comedian, actor, television host, and director. To his right is Gilbert Gottfried, an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor. To his right is me! And to my right is Jeffrey Ross, an American stand-up comedian, writer, director, and actor. You can ask me anything about my three very best friends, from their early life to their filmography! 
@bobsaget @realgilbert @therealjeffreyross
Norm Macdonald Instagram - CAPTION CONTEST! (Will post my favorite captions in my story!) #safetyfirst #normmeme
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Sometimes when you are a stand-up comedian like me, you get dressed up for a big show, and you buy a tuxedo and have the man at the tuxedo store tie your bow tie for you, and then nobody shows up to your show.... But you think the room is packed because of lights shining in your eyes so you do the show anyway, but it’s real quiet until the fella in the back turns on all the lights and you realize the place is empty, and then you say “why didn’t you stop me earlier?” And he says “I liked the one about the answering machine” And you say “then why didn’t you laugh?!?!?” And he says “it wasn’t really haha funny”  and you say “ahhggghhggg” and he says “Merry Christmas” and you say “Merry Christmas” and then you go back to your hotel and watch all the Christmas themed episodes of South Beach Tow in your tuxedo and bow tie until you fall asleep! 
#Thereisnobusinesslikeshowbusiness
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Here’s a Throwback Thursday picture of me and a doggy! Don’t tell kitty! #tbt #sorrykitty #dogstagram
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Not everything is black and white! Except this picture. And also Dave is black and I’m white. 
Maybe everything is black and white!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - The podcast in the time of Tom Hanks Disease 
@adamebay
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Saving the world! #belikenorm #acleanbeachiswithinreach #newyearresolutions
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest!!!! (@minaretphoto)
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Don’t get me wrong, I believe in climate change! I just love plastic straws..... and the longer the better!
#climatechange 
#longstraws 
#business
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest!!! #dairyqueen
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I’ve done so many incredible things in my career, but what I’m most proud of is when I edged out Gump Worsley to win the 1998 ESPY for Best Montreal Candiens Goal Tender Of All Time!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Kitty is still chuckling about the excellent sketch she saw this weekend on Saturday Night Cats! 
#happyhalloween #SaturdayNightCats
(Thanks for the photo @hoffandbennieandmyles)
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #YangGang
Norm Macdonald Instagram - ‘Twas the night before Christmas!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - He had 15 dollars! He didn’t! Together they had... 15 dollars! #underthequeensborobridge
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I called the great @chevychase to see what life in the time of Coronavirus is like in New York!
#quarantined #stayhome #chevychase
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest! (@irvineimprov)
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #LinkedIn #facebook #instagram #LOKO
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I’ve never read the constitution, but can a Canadian be Vice President??? #yangmacdonald2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Tell me something I don’t already know! 
#thor 
@chrishemsworth
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Lyrics by Josh Gardner. Cover art by @zwallenfang.
#batsong #bats #covid19 #corona #coronavirus
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Kitty has a message for Bernie Sanders! QUIT STEALING MY MOVES! 
#normmeme #berniesanders #kitty
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Excellent Caption Contest! 
A lot of really funny options, but here are my top 3! 
First Place: @chavoyas First person to open their mouth gets a talk show

Second Place: @koypeerenboom these brave men are joining me to free Felicity Huffman. We are starting non-violent protests in Southern California today. Will you join us? 
Third Place: @shamikchakrabarti The fantastic four chunks of coal.

Last Place: @memopinzon toxic masculinity 
THANKS TO ALL WHO PLAYED!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Here is Ruth and I getting our ears checked.
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normmemes
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #repost @lightsout 
Here’s a sneak preview of tonight’s show for those of you on the west coast! 
@davidspade @dennismiller @kevinnealon
Norm Macdonald Instagram - A gift to you on Valentine’s Day! Link in bio! 
#LOKO #valentinesday #valentines
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Who is the GOAT?
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Won’t someone say hello?
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I don’t know art, but I know what I like! Great work by @jessecyanide! 
#normart
Norm Macdonald Instagram - They are alike, prim scholar and perfervid lover: 
When comes the season of decay, they both decide 
Upon sweet, husky cats to be the household pride; 
Cats choose, like them, to sit, and like them, shudder. 
Like partisans of carnal dalliance and science, 
They search for silence and the shadowings of dread; 
Hell well might harness them as horses for the dead, 
If it could bend their native proudness in compliance. 
In reverie they emulate the noble mood 
Of giant sphinxes stretched in depths of solitude 
Who seem to slumber in a never-ending dream; 
Within their fertile loins a sparkling magic lies; 
Finer than any sand are dusts of gold that gleam, 
Vague starpoints, in the mystic iris of their eyes.
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Leave a comment if you think you can tell who the real cat is! 
#cats #thefuture
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Not many people know this, but for a brief time in 1996 weekend update actually had three anchors! 
#funfact 
#weekendupdatetrivia 
@chevychase @iamcolinquinn
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I called my good friend Josh Gardner to see how he is handling the Coronavirus up in Maine! It may just be aging, but he’s got the fatigue, muscle soreness, his eyesight isn’t what it used to be, plus one other new symptom. 
#quarantined #coronavirus #stayhome #covıd19
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest!!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - My mother and I wrote down what we were thankful for this year! Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest!!!! @jimgaffigan @teamcoco
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Here is a picture of my two valentines! My mom and Kitty! Their cumulative age, counting kitty’s age in cat years, is 240!!!!!!
#valentines #happyvalentinesday #Kitty
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Thanks to @mookieharris317 for making this cool meme! How does one even make a meme??? #normmemes #happyoctober
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Neither of these teams is the Habs... #hockey
Norm Macdonald Instagram - CAPTION CONTEST!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest! 
And don’t worry about offending me, I’m no snowflake!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I like bananas. They’re yellow.
#normart
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest! (@snollygoster.productions)
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Trying the impossible. #plantbased
Norm Macdonald Instagram - My mother’s first stand-up joke!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! 
And on that farm he had a.... CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! 
And on that farm he had a.... CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! 
And on that farm he had a.... CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Norm Macdonald Instagram - I turn 64 today!!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - It’s been over 40 years, but just like riding a bike.
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Norm Macdonald Instagram - The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,  It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,  Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—  All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,  Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—  But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,  A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,  Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,  Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—  Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,  And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—  But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,  The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation  Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:  His ineffable effable  Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,  It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,  Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—  All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,  Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—  But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,  A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,  Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,  Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—  Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,  And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—  But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,  The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation  Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:  His ineffable effable  Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Happy Valentine’s Day! Here are some jokes! #valentines #jokes
Norm Macdonald Instagram - Caption contest!!! And check out @lightsout tonight!
Norm Macdonald - 34K Likes - Hypothetically, if there was a restaurant named after me out there, I'd tell them to serve @Pepsi because burgers go #BetterWithPepsi #PepsiPartner

34K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hypothetically, if there was a restaurant named after me out there, I’d tell them to serve @Pepsi because burgers go #BetterWithPepsi #PepsiPartner
Likes : 33973
Norm Macdonald - 16.7K Likes - Here’s a picture from 2015 of me, @wilfredburr, and @thedanacarvey all practicing social distancing, while @davidspade tries to touch my face....

16.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Here’s a picture from 2015 of me, @wilfredburr, and @thedanacarvey all practicing social distancing, while @davidspade tries to touch my face….
Likes : 16707
Norm Macdonald - 13.9K Likes - Here’s a clip from today’s phone call with @officialroseannebarr where we offer some important diet tips, and talk about how she plans to spend her free time during her isolation! 
Go to the link in my bio to watch the entire interview and hear our thoughts on Vince Champ.

13.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Here’s a clip from today’s phone call with @officialroseannebarr where we offer some important diet tips, and talk about how she plans to spend her free time during her isolation! Go to the link in my bio to watch the entire interview and hear our thoughts on Vince Champ.
Likes : 13939
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13.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption :
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Norm Macdonald - 11.3K Likes - #ThePeoplesChamp

11.3K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #ThePeoplesChamp
Likes : 11340
Norm Macdonald - 11.1K Likes - Here’s a clip from my last stand up show where I talk about the Coronavirus. Something to watch during your quarantine! @irvineimprov 
#standup #coronavirus #covid19 #quarantine

11.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Here’s a clip from my last stand up show where I talk about the Coronavirus. Something to watch during your quarantine! @irvineimprov #standup #coronavirus #covid19 #quarantine
Likes : 11086
Norm Macdonald - 10.4K Likes - Listen and find out how I saved Bob Saget’s life!!! @bobsaget 
#BobSaget #Quarantined #StayHome #Coronavirus #Covid19 #NormMacdonald

10.4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Listen and find out how I saved Bob Saget’s life!!! @bobsaget #BobSaget #Quarantined #StayHome #Coronavirus #Covid19 #NormMacdonald
Likes : 10400
Norm Macdonald - 9.6K Likes - Since, I may never do stand up again, I figured I’d share some more of my final set! Upon rewatching it, I realized it was almost entirely about the Coronavirus... @irvineimprov 
#coronavirus #covid19 #standup #nobodysaiditdbearosegarden

9.6K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Since, I may never do stand up again, I figured I’d share some more of my final set! Upon rewatching it, I realized it was almost entirely about the Coronavirus… @irvineimprov #coronavirus #covid19 #standup #nobodysaiditdbearosegarden
Likes : 9641
Norm Macdonald - 9K Likes - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2

9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help…. Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Likes : 8994
Norm Macdonald - 9K Likes - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2

9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help…. Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Likes : 8994
Norm Macdonald - 9K Likes - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2

9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help…. Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Likes : 8994
Norm Macdonald - 9K Likes - @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! 
He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help.... Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2

9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : @bobsaget asked me to write Dirty Work 2! So I worked all day yesterday and finished it! He’s read the full 500 page script and thinks I need a “professional” screenwriter’s help…. Here are a few of my best scenes! YOU be the judge!!! #DirtyWork2
Likes : 8994
Norm Macdonald - 9K Likes - From an outsider’s perspective it seemed Rodney had everything: success, money, fame. But there was one thing Rodney Dangerfield was never able to attain, and it plagued him his entire life. The ugly little secret in Hollywood was that Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect.
 #rodneydangerfield #norespect

9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : From an outsider’s perspective it seemed Rodney had everything: success, money, fame. But there was one thing Rodney Dangerfield was never able to attain, and it plagued him his entire life. The ugly little secret in Hollywood was that Rodney Dangerfield never got any respect. #rodneydangerfield #norespect
Likes : 8980
Norm Macdonald - 8.7K Likes - A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office.....

8.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office…..
Likes : 8707
Norm Macdonald - 8.6K Likes - Nicky and I take the back seat to no one! Well, maybe one.

8.6K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Nicky and I take the back seat to no one! Well, maybe one.
Likes : 8602
Norm Macdonald - 7.7K Likes - Here’s a picture of me and my three very best friends! On the left is Bob Saget, an American stand-up comedian, actor, television host, and director. To his right is Gilbert Gottfried, an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor. To his right is me! And to my right is Jeffrey Ross, an American stand-up comedian, writer, director, and actor. You can ask me anything about my three very best friends, from their early life to their filmography! 
@bobsaget @realgilbert @therealjeffreyross

7.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Here’s a picture of me and my three very best friends! On the left is Bob Saget, an American stand-up comedian, actor, television host, and director. To his right is Gilbert Gottfried, an American stand-up comedian, actor, and voice actor. To his right is me! And to my right is Jeffrey Ross, an American stand-up comedian, writer, director, and actor. You can ask me anything about my three very best friends, from their early life to their filmography! @bobsaget @realgilbert @therealjeffreyross
Likes : 7740
Norm Macdonald - 7.7K Likes - CAPTION CONTEST! (Will post my favorite captions in my story!) #safetyfirst #normmeme

7.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : CAPTION CONTEST! (Will post my favorite captions in my story!) #safetyfirst #normmeme
Likes : 7719
Norm Macdonald - 7.3K Likes - Sometimes when you are a stand-up comedian like me, you get dressed up for a big show, and you buy a tuxedo and have the man at the tuxedo store tie your bow tie for you, and then nobody shows up to your show.... But you think the room is packed because of lights shining in your eyes so you do the show anyway, but it’s real quiet until the fella in the back turns on all the lights and you realize the place is empty, and then you say “why didn’t you stop me earlier?” And he says “I liked the one about the answering machine” And you say “then why didn’t you laugh?!?!?” And he says “it wasn’t really haha funny”  and you say “ahhggghhggg” and he says “Merry Christmas” and you say “Merry Christmas” and then you go back to your hotel and watch all the Christmas themed episodes of South Beach Tow in your tuxedo and bow tie until you fall asleep! 
#Thereisnobusinesslikeshowbusiness

7.3K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Sometimes when you are a stand-up comedian like me, you get dressed up for a big show, and you buy a tuxedo and have the man at the tuxedo store tie your bow tie for you, and then nobody shows up to your show…. But you think the room is packed because of lights shining in your eyes so you do the show anyway, but it’s real quiet until the fella in the back turns on all the lights and you realize the place is empty, and then you say “why didn’t you stop me earlier?” And he says “I liked the one about the answering machine” And you say “then why didn’t you laugh?!?!?” And he says “it wasn’t really haha funny” and you say “ahhggghhggg” and he says “Merry Christmas” and you say “Merry Christmas” and then you go back to your hotel and watch all the Christmas themed episodes of South Beach Tow in your tuxedo and bow tie until you fall asleep! #Thereisnobusinesslikeshowbusiness
Likes : 7281
Norm Macdonald - 7.2K Likes - Here’s a Throwback Thursday picture of me and a doggy! Don’t tell kitty! #tbt #sorrykitty #dogstagram

7.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Here’s a Throwback Thursday picture of me and a doggy! Don’t tell kitty! #tbt #sorrykitty #dogstagram
Likes : 7228
Norm Macdonald - 7.1K Likes - Not everything is black and white! Except this picture. And also Dave is black and I’m white. 
Maybe everything is black and white!

7.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Not everything is black and white! Except this picture. And also Dave is black and I’m white. Maybe everything is black and white!
Likes : 7141
Norm Macdonald - 6.7K Likes - The podcast in the time of Tom Hanks Disease 
@adamebay

6.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : The podcast in the time of Tom Hanks Disease @adamebay
Likes : 6680
Norm Macdonald - 6.5K Likes - Saving the world! #belikenorm #acleanbeachiswithinreach #newyearresolutions

6.5K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Saving the world! #belikenorm #acleanbeachiswithinreach #newyearresolutions
Likes : 6463
Norm Macdonald - 6.4K Likes - Caption contest!!!! (@minaretphoto)

6.4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest!!!! (@minaretphoto)
Likes : 6428
Norm Macdonald - 6.2K Likes - Don’t get me wrong, I believe in climate change! I just love plastic straws..... and the longer the better!
#climatechange 
#longstraws 
#business

6.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Don’t get me wrong, I believe in climate change! I just love plastic straws….. and the longer the better! #climatechange #longstraws #business
Likes : 6237
Norm Macdonald - 6.2K Likes - Caption contest!!! #dairyqueen

6.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest!!! #dairyqueen
Likes : 6195
Norm Macdonald - 6.1K Likes - Caption contest!!

6.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest!!
Likes : 6078
Norm Macdonald - 6K Likes - I’ve done so many incredible things in my career, but what I’m most proud of is when I edged out Gump Worsley to win the 1998 ESPY for Best Montreal Candiens Goal Tender Of All Time!

6K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I’ve done so many incredible things in my career, but what I’m most proud of is when I edged out Gump Worsley to win the 1998 ESPY for Best Montreal Candiens Goal Tender Of All Time!
Likes : 6028
Norm Macdonald - 5.9K Likes - Kitty is still chuckling about the excellent sketch she saw this weekend on Saturday Night Cats! 
#happyhalloween #SaturdayNightCats
(Thanks for the photo @hoffandbennieandmyles)

5.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Kitty is still chuckling about the excellent sketch she saw this weekend on Saturday Night Cats! #happyhalloween #SaturdayNightCats (Thanks for the photo @hoffandbennieandmyles)
Likes : 5874
Norm Macdonald - 5.8K Likes - #YangGang

5.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #YangGang
Likes : 5774
Norm Macdonald - 5.6K Likes - ‘Twas the night before Christmas!

5.6K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : ‘Twas the night before Christmas!
Likes : 5626
Norm Macdonald - 5.5K Likes - He had 15 dollars! He didn’t! Together they had... 15 dollars! #underthequeensborobridge

5.5K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : He had 15 dollars! He didn’t! Together they had… 15 dollars! #underthequeensborobridge
Likes : 5453
Norm Macdonald - 5.4K Likes - I called the great @chevychase to see what life in the time of Coronavirus is like in New York!
#quarantined #stayhome #chevychase

5.4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I called the great @chevychase to see what life in the time of Coronavirus is like in New York! #quarantined #stayhome #chevychase
Likes : 5435
Norm Macdonald - 5.4K Likes - Caption contest! (@irvineimprov)

5.4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest! (@irvineimprov)
Likes : 5429
Norm Macdonald - 5.2K Likes - #LinkedIn #facebook #instagram #LOKO

5.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #LinkedIn #facebook #instagram #LOKO
Likes : 5237
Norm Macdonald - 5.2K Likes - I’ve never read the constitution, but can a Canadian be Vice President??? #yangmacdonald2020

5.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I’ve never read the constitution, but can a Canadian be Vice President??? #yangmacdonald2020
Likes : 5188
Norm Macdonald - 5.2K Likes - Tell me something I don’t already know! 
#thor 
@chrishemsworth

5.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Tell me something I don’t already know! #thor @chrishemsworth
Likes : 5150
Norm Macdonald - 5.1K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink

5.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink
Likes : 5110
Norm Macdonald - 5.1K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink

5.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink
Likes : 5110
Norm Macdonald - 5.1K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink

5.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @demitrirallis @elzitromino @snap_dragon.ink
Likes : 5110
Norm Macdonald - 4.9K Likes - Lyrics by Josh Gardner. Cover art by @zwallenfang.
#batsong #bats #covid19 #corona #coronavirus

4.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Lyrics by Josh Gardner. Cover art by @zwallenfang. #batsong #bats #covid19 #corona #coronavirus
Likes : 4946
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - Caption contest!

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest!
Likes : 4841
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - Kitty has a message for Bernie Sanders! QUIT STEALING MY MOVES! 
#normmeme #berniesanders #kitty

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Kitty has a message for Bernie Sanders! QUIT STEALING MY MOVES! #normmeme #berniesanders #kitty
Likes : 4796
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.8K Likes - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020

4.8K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I HAVE NO IDEA WHO CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT IS, BUT IT’S NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE!!! Whereas I do not agree with his methods in any way, I do share his enthusiasm for Candidate Andrew Yang. #YangGang @andrewyang2020
Likes : 4781
Norm Macdonald - 4.7K Likes - Excellent Caption Contest! 
A lot of really funny options, but here are my top 3! 
First Place: @chavoyas First person to open their mouth gets a talk show

Second Place: @koypeerenboom these brave men are joining me to free Felicity Huffman. We are starting non-violent protests in Southern California today. Will you join us? 
Third Place: @shamikchakrabarti The fantastic four chunks of coal.

Last Place: @memopinzon toxic masculinity 
THANKS TO ALL WHO PLAYED!

4.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Excellent Caption Contest! A lot of really funny options, but here are my top 3! First Place: @chavoyas First person to open their mouth gets a talk show Second Place: @koypeerenboom these brave men are joining me to free Felicity Huffman. We are starting non-violent protests in Southern California today. Will you join us? Third Place: @shamikchakrabarti The fantastic four chunks of coal. Last Place: @memopinzon toxic masculinity THANKS TO ALL WHO PLAYED!
Likes : 4736
Norm Macdonald - 4.7K Likes - Here is Ruth and I getting our ears checked.

4.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Here is Ruth and I getting our ears checked.
Likes : 4715
Norm Macdonald - 4.7K Likes - #normmemes

4.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normmemes
Likes : 4661
Norm Macdonald - 4.3K Likes - #repost @lightsout 
Here’s a sneak preview of tonight’s show for those of you on the west coast! 
@davidspade @dennismiller @kevinnealon

4.3K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #repost @lightsout Here’s a sneak preview of tonight’s show for those of you on the west coast! @davidspade @dennismiller @kevinnealon
Likes : 4320
Norm Macdonald - 4.1K Likes - A gift to you on Valentine’s Day! Link in bio! 
#LOKO #valentinesday #valentines

4.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : A gift to you on Valentine’s Day! Link in bio! #LOKO #valentinesday #valentines
Likes : 4106
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Who is the GOAT?

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Who is the GOAT?
Likes : 4039
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Won’t someone say hello?

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Won’t someone say hello?
Likes : 4027
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - I don’t know art, but I know what I like! Great work by @jessecyanide! 
#normart

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I don’t know art, but I know what I like! Great work by @jessecyanide! #normart
Likes : 4012
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - They are alike, prim scholar and perfervid lover: 
When comes the season of decay, they both decide 
Upon sweet, husky cats to be the household pride; 
Cats choose, like them, to sit, and like them, shudder. 
Like partisans of carnal dalliance and science, 
They search for silence and the shadowings of dread; 
Hell well might harness them as horses for the dead, 
If it could bend their native proudness in compliance. 
In reverie they emulate the noble mood 
Of giant sphinxes stretched in depths of solitude 
Who seem to slumber in a never-ending dream; 
Within their fertile loins a sparkling magic lies; 
Finer than any sand are dusts of gold that gleam, 
Vague starpoints, in the mystic iris of their eyes.

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : They are alike, prim scholar and perfervid lover: When comes the season of decay, they both decide Upon sweet, husky cats to be the household pride; Cats choose, like them, to sit, and like them, shudder. Like partisans of carnal dalliance and science, They search for silence and the shadowings of dread; Hell well might harness them as horses for the dead, If it could bend their native proudness in compliance. In reverie they emulate the noble mood Of giant sphinxes stretched in depths of solitude Who seem to slumber in a never-ending dream; Within their fertile loins a sparkling magic lies; Finer than any sand are dusts of gold that gleam, Vague starpoints, in the mystic iris of their eyes.
Likes : 3975
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 4K Likes - Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be.... A HOLE IN ONE! 
#putting #holeinone

4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Hey Instagram! I have a feeling today’s going to be…. A HOLE IN ONE! #putting #holeinone
Likes : 3966
Norm Macdonald - 3.9K Likes - Leave a comment if you think you can tell who the real cat is! 
#cats #thefuture

3.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Leave a comment if you think you can tell who the real cat is! #cats #thefuture
Likes : 3915
Norm Macdonald - 3.9K Likes - Not many people know this, but for a brief time in 1996 weekend update actually had three anchors! 
#funfact 
#weekendupdatetrivia 
@chevychase @iamcolinquinn

3.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Not many people know this, but for a brief time in 1996 weekend update actually had three anchors! #funfact #weekendupdatetrivia @chevychase @iamcolinquinn
Likes : 3911
Norm Macdonald - 3.9K Likes - I called my good friend Josh Gardner to see how he is handling the Coronavirus up in Maine! It may just be aging, but he’s got the fatigue, muscle soreness, his eyesight isn’t what it used to be, plus one other new symptom. 
#quarantined #coronavirus #stayhome #covıd19

3.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I called my good friend Josh Gardner to see how he is handling the Coronavirus up in Maine! It may just be aging, but he’s got the fatigue, muscle soreness, his eyesight isn’t what it used to be, plus one other new symptom. #quarantined #coronavirus #stayhome #covıd19
Likes : 3905
Norm Macdonald - 3.9K Likes - Caption contest!!!

3.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest!!!
Likes : 3879
Norm Macdonald - 3.9K Likes - My mother and I wrote down what we were thankful for this year! Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving!

3.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : My mother and I wrote down what we were thankful for this year! Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Likes : 3876
Norm Macdonald - 3.9K Likes - Caption contest!!!! @jimgaffigan @teamcoco

3.9K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest!!!! @jimgaffigan @teamcoco
Likes : 3867
Norm Macdonald - 3.7K Likes - Here is a picture of my two valentines! My mom and Kitty! Their cumulative age, counting kitty’s age in cat years, is 240!!!!!!
#valentines #happyvalentinesday #Kitty

3.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Here is a picture of my two valentines! My mom and Kitty! Their cumulative age, counting kitty’s age in cat years, is 240!!!!!! #valentines #happyvalentinesday #Kitty
Likes : 3725
Norm Macdonald - 3.7K Likes - Thanks to @mookieharris317 for making this cool meme! How does one even make a meme??? #normmemes #happyoctober

3.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Thanks to @mookieharris317 for making this cool meme! How does one even make a meme??? #normmemes #happyoctober
Likes : 3710
Norm Macdonald - 3.7K Likes - Neither of these teams is the Habs... #hockey

3.7K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Neither of these teams is the Habs… #hockey
Likes : 3708
Norm Macdonald - 3.6K Likes - CAPTION CONTEST!

3.6K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : CAPTION CONTEST!
Likes : 3623
Norm Macdonald - 3.6K Likes - Caption contest! 
And don’t worry about offending me, I’m no snowflake!

3.6K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest! And don’t worry about offending me, I’m no snowflake!
Likes : 3620
Norm Macdonald - 3.6K Likes - I like bananas. They’re yellow.
#normart

3.6K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I like bananas. They’re yellow. #normart
Likes : 3600
Norm Macdonald - 3.5K Likes - Caption contest! (@snollygoster.productions)

3.5K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Caption contest! (@snollygoster.productions)
Likes : 3527
Norm Macdonald - 3.5K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!

3.5K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!
Likes : 3455
Norm Macdonald - 3.5K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!

3.5K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @lewisrossignol and @samstricklandcomix!!!
Likes : 3455
Norm Macdonald - 3.4K Likes - Trying the impossible. #plantbased

3.4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Trying the impossible. #plantbased
Likes : 3364
Norm Macdonald - 3.4K Likes - My mother’s first stand-up joke!

3.4K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : My mother’s first stand-up joke!
Likes : 3357
Norm Macdonald - 3.3K Likes - Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

3.3K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
Likes : 3289
Norm Macdonald - 3.3K Likes - Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! 
And on that farm he had a.... CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)

3.3K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had a…. CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Likes : 3260
Norm Macdonald - 3.3K Likes - Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! 
And on that farm he had a.... CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)

3.3K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had a…. CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Likes : 3260
Norm Macdonald - 3.3K Likes - Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! 
And on that farm he had a.... CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)

3.3K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : Old Macdonald had a farm! E-I-E-I-O! And on that farm he had a…. CAT?!?!?!?!? #normart #kittyart (@infinite_jelly)
Likes : 3260
Norm Macdonald - 3.2K Likes - I turn 64 today!!!

3.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : I turn 64 today!!!
Likes : 3232
Norm Macdonald - 3.2K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!

3.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Likes : 3198
Norm Macdonald - 3.2K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!

3.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Likes : 3198
Norm Macdonald - 3.2K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!

3.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Likes : 3198
Norm Macdonald - 3.2K Likes - #normart 
Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!

3.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : #normart Thanks to @mikemakesamess @rebekahbunz @mikecrtn @tabtoxin !!!
Likes : 3198
Norm Macdonald - 3.2K Likes - It’s been over 40 years, but just like riding a bike.

3.2K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption : It’s been over 40 years, but just like riding a bike.
Likes : 3195
Norm Macdonald - 3.1K Likes -

3.1K Likes – Norm Macdonald Instagram

Caption :
Likes : 3050
Norm Macdonald - 3K Likes - The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,  It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,  Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—  All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,  Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—  But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,  A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,  Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,  Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—  Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,  And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—  But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,  The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation  Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:  His ineffable effable  Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!

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Caption : The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey— All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter— But all of them sensible everyday names, But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular, A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat, Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum— Names that never belong to more than one cat. But above and beyond there’s still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. When you notice a cat in profound meditation, The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name. For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!
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Norm Macdonald - 3K Likes - The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,  It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,  Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey—  All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,  Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter—  But all of them sensible everyday names,
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,  A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,  Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,  Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum—  Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,  And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover—  But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,  The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation  Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:  His ineffable effable  Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name.

For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!

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Caption : The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn’t just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey— All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter— But all of them sensible everyday names, But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular, A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum, Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat, Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum— Names that never belong to more than one cat. But above and beyond there’s still one name left over, And that is the name that you never will guess; The name that no human research can discover— But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess. When you notice a cat in profound meditation, The reason, I tell you, is always the same: His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name: His ineffable effable Effanineffable Deep and inscrutable singular name. For these two those names are KITTY and BOBBY! Because Kitty looks like a kitty! And Bobby looked like a bobcat!
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Norm Macdonald - 3K Likes - Happy Valentine’s Day! Here are some jokes! #valentines #jokes

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Caption : Happy Valentine’s Day! Here are some jokes! #valentines #jokes
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Norm Macdonald - 3K Likes - Caption contest!!! And check out @lightsout tonight!

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Caption : Caption contest!!! And check out @lightsout tonight!
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