If you REALLY want to piss your girl off today… 03.10.24 👀
Most Appropriate Response to a Friend Coming Out Watch the full bit in my new special “Gaslit” out now on Youtube.
This “Pakistani” girl genuinely had the whole theater shocked. A gentle reminder that you can watch the full special now on Youtube.
Husbands, share this with your wife. She deserves to know the truth. Watch the full bit in my new special #GASLIT streaming NOW on my Youtube channel.
I Know My Whites 03.10.24 👀👀
Older Sister RIzz is FIRE Happy Valentines Guys ❤️ 03.10.24
Indian women stay loud 🗣
CrossFit girls are built DIFFERENT 03.10.24 👀👀
We care about drugs affecting Middle America or nah? Tickets: www.akaashsingh.com
Liberals have the right intentions but wrong execution. This clip is from my new special #GASLIT now streaming on my Youtube Channel!
7-Eleven Convention Was Not Worth It 🥤
I had two jobs for our wedding: 1) Take care of the groomsmen outfits. I messed that up. 2) Hire the wedding videographer. I messed that up more. We didn’t even have a wedding video until literally yesterday, when Navjot at @xoweddingstudios saved the day. He also had us answer some questions about our marriage almost three years in, and it low key made me happy the video just now was finished. Because I fall more in love with my wife every day. And I’m so unbelievably blessed to be able to say that, and so thankful we can include that here. Happy Valentine’s my jaan. You’re special in ways you don’t even see. But I do. And the more time passes, the more I understand how much God gave me when he brought us together. Also- it’s a funny thing about my overwhelming incompetence- it somehow usually leads to the best case scenario. Please try to remember that next time we’re taking a flight and I accidentally leave your suitcase at the CIBO Express in Newark Airport Terminal C🙏🏽 I love you more than everything Rani. Jab tak hai jaan 🤎
I just want to adopt this kid
White Weddings. Get your tickets to @AkaashSingh at the @MiaImprov on September 12-14! #jokes #comedy #standup #improvcomedyclubs #comedyclub #fyp #akaashsingh #white #indian #wedding #miami
Yerrr!! Updated list of shows! Ticket link is in bio tuned, we got a lot coming in the next few weeks! 3/10/24
Sorry Haley, Kendrick Lamar couldn’t tell the difference
Much Love @akaashsingh for packing the house and giving everyone a great night to remember! Thanks to all the other comics @chaisharma @realmatt_mccoy @vpalcomedy for rounding out the show and making it a killer experience for everyone! #sanjoseimprov #sanjoseca #bayarea #akaashsingh
This week, we had @akaashsingh on @ykwdudepodcast. Check out the full episode on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts and check out Akaash’s newest special “Gaslit” on YouTube! #comedy #indian #standup #improv #akaashsingh
I’m returning three of these outfits in two weeks. Unless the 49ers win. Then all of them. Anyway, download @prizepicks and lock in!
Denver- let’s celebrate 4/20 together! Also yes- on the late show Saturday I WILL be hitting the edible. Come see potential disaster! Also don’t forget to watch my new special #GASLIT streaming NOW on my youtube channel!
Left a date outta the flyer and didn’t even know it. DANIA BEACH MARCH 14-16 COME THROUGH IN THE MEANTIME WE WILL TRY TO FIX THE FLYER
Drake might have ruined everything. I’m incredibly worried about the game now. Also running another @prizepicks just in case. I’ll see you tomorrow, and may God save us all from another San Francisco pro sports title.
OKC! I’m not sure y’all know I am coming. That or you vehemently refuse to buy tickets. Either way, I’ll be there next weekend, February 23rd & 24th. There are plenty of tickets to go around, don’t go break the @bricktowncomedy website.
