Hey Tempe & Phoenix! I’ll be doing stand-up this weekend @tempeimprov! 2 shows Fri, 2 shows Sat. Hope to see you there! Tix at tempeimprov.com
That’s some pretty sweet parking for this expectant mother! 37 weeks so far. Almost there!!!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
It’s-a-us! Thank you @nintendoamerica & @unistudios!!! Going to the opening of #SuperNintendoWorld #AtUniversal last week was a lifelong gaming dream come true. It’s fully immersive and really does feel like you’re in a Mario game. There is a great AR Mario Kart ride, a bunch of mini games that interact with your power up band, and a themed restaurant with yummy food. @lydiahearst & I had the bestest bestest time!
DR. SATAAAAAAAN!!!! Mini House of 1000 Corpses reunion at @robzombieofficial’s bday last week! I loved working on this movie and I love when people tell me they love it! Can’t believe it’s been over 20 years 🤯
Hey! I just posted my first video on the other platform which maybe the algorithm here will get crusty if I mention?? I’ve had a blast making songs and videos lately so I guess I’ll start posting ‘em! They’re probably all too long for social media, I dunno. But it’s been a super fun learning process! I hope you enjoy! Same username, @hardwick. Thank you so much for watching and subscribing if you do! (Extra special thanks to @lydiahearst for the cool dance moves and @emotomusic who is a great music producer and a heck of a nice fellow)
Hey @carsondaly, we’re not old yet, right? RIGHT?! For those who don’t know, MTV was a cable television channel that, in the 1900s, often played short films set to popular music. #genx #90s #mtv #nostalgia #TRL #singledout
Mom and Dad had a wonderful time Sunday night at the @ejaf Oscar viewing extravaganza. We stayed up way past our normal bed time of 8:30! Thank you #EJAFOscars for having us!! 📸: @philfaraone_ Suit: @peoplesofallnations Shirt: @givenchy Styling: @jennyricker @xavierlebron
Comin’ down to San Diego during SDCC next weekend to do 4 stand-up shows @americancomedyco! Fri 7/26 & Sat 7/27, 7:30p & 9:30p. Limited number of tix available so get ‘em quick! Also happy to be moderating @amcthewalkingdead Universe panels in Hall H on that Friday afternoon as well! Hope to see y’all there! Oh and this song & video were super fun to make. I’ve been workin’ on my bluegrass guitar skills and also recently learned Final Cut Pro. Thanks to @emotomusic for the great music production and @kaelanbarowsky for being my iPhone cinematographer! Does making this video count as directing? I dunno. If so, then I guess I directed it. Yee haw! 🤠 #sdcc #sdcc2024 #comiccon #sandiegocomiccon #standup #comedy #bluegrass #originalsong
A li’l pre @wondercon brekkie this morning! Couple o fun things here: 1) you can see Space Mountain in the background and 2) the extra waffle crust on Mickey’s cheek meat gives the appearance of 19th century mutton chop sideburns, which is delightful if you prefer your shaped breakfast dough in more of the Steampunk milieu.
Lazy Bowling is my Olympic sport. #Olympics #LazyBowling2028
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Thank you, @iamjhud !! You are fantastic and I had a blast on your show! I also got to meet @benharper whose music I’ve listened to for YEARS and who was super nice! And dangit I wish I had gotten a photo! This ep of @jenniferhudsonshow airs in a few weeks! I maaaaaaay have covered a wee bit of 80s music during the show…🎶🤘🏻
I made this song & video for my shows at @tacomacomedyclub this weekend! I really wanted to do a 90s alt rock thing, and recently realized that my guitar skill level is PERFECT for that era—sloppy playing is not only ALLOWED, it’s kind of ENCOURAGED. I think maybe I’ll start a grunge band. Thanks as always to @opusorange for the aces producing! #tacoma #seattle #standup #standupcomedy #comedymusic #90s #grunge #slacker
#TheWall has it all – A feel-good game show that is joyous to watch by awarding incredible humans with life-changing money. #FYC #FYCUSG
