The chickens were paid actors. #OlympicHighlights with Kevin Hart and Kenan Thompson is streaming now on Peacock.
1. Is it worse that I was actually stone-cold sober when we bought the ferry? 2. We’re excited to prove the non-believers wrong. You’re going to be BEGGING to get on this ferry in two years. Mark my words. 3. UNRELATED I’m going on a Ferry Money Tour this week and next week. Stand-up in Houston, San Antonio, Austin, Minneapolis, Madison and Chicago with some very special guests. Come on by. 4. I do my own graphic design if you want me to take your brand to new heights I can get you millons
1. Is it worse that I was actually stone-cold sober when we bought the ferry? 2. We’re excited to prove the non-believers wrong. You’re going to be BEGGING to get on this ferry in two years. Mark my words. 3. UNRELATED I’m going on a Ferry Money Tour this week and next week. Stand-up in Houston, San Antonio, Austin, Minneapolis, Madison and Chicago with some very special guests. Come on by. 4. I do my own graphic design if you want me to take your brand to new heights I can get you millons
You know it’s going great when you’ve been to the Olympic medical tent more than any of the athletes
Kauli Vaast about to surf in Round 2. Does he have a home wave advantage? #paris2024 #teahupoo
If you see this in your toilet, call a doctor. #paris2024
Olympic surfing about to start here in Tahiti. I’m ready if needed. Team USA already passed on me. Willing to defect to other countries.
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Semis and finals of Olympic surfing happening right now in Tahiti. At the Wall of Skulls.
This might ruin my WikiFeet score but I just arrived in Tahiti for the surfing Olympics and the reef was excited to greet me #paris2024 #showfeet
Thanks to everyone who came to the show last night and to @radiocitymusichall for this crystal ticket immortalizing that Che’s name was second
Ok I’m coming to Florida in a couple weeks. Tampa, Hollywood and Orlando. I’ve heard the ideal time to visit is August because it’s actually winter in Florida. #themoreyouknow #thelessyouknowthebetter
A nice fan (or perhaps a graphic design enemy?) made a way better poster than mine in less than 10 minutes (mine took me almost two hours) so thank you izzy whoever you are
About to go live in 2 minutes. Love that I know zero about what’s about to happen. What could go wrong!
This is my all-time dream match up. Lifelong @unc_basketball fan and grew up going to Wagner games down the street with my dad and grandpa. Never thought these teams would ever actually play each other in the tournament. And yes, Wagner beat Howard to get here and I realize that’s also on brand for me. Today I’m rooting for the Seaheels. Go ties!
Tomorrow I’m honored to speak with presidential candidate and Yang Gang leader Andrew Yang to discuss the state of politics in America and brainstorm new names for the Washington Footballteamers. We may at some point talk about my book as well. Who knows. Thanks to Sixth and I for hosting. Link for tix in my bio. Hoping for a surprise call-in from @fayedunaway in full character.
I am extremely excited to talk with Mr John Grisham about our new books. One of us wrote a memoir and one of us wrote about a murder that takes place in the middle of a hurricane. You’ll have to join to find out which was me and which was John Grisham. Happy to support BookPeople in Austin, Texas too. I cannot wait. Link in bio!
Colin Jost will be live at Resorts World Theatre for his show “Colin Jost & Friends” on July 20! Few seats remain, get your tickets by clicking the link in our bio.
Colin Jost will be live at Resorts World Theatre for his show “Colin Jost & Friends” on July 20! Few seats remain, get your tickets by clicking the link in our bio.
Colin Jost will be live at Resorts World Theatre for his show “Colin Jost & Friends” on July 20! Few seats remain, get your tickets by clicking the link in our bio.
Colin Jost will be live at Resorts World Theatre for his show “Colin Jost & Friends” on July 20! Few seats remain, get your tickets by clicking the link in our bio.
