Passed my US citizenship test. Ironically, my acting career started off being shot by Americans. Now, I am one. (Yes, that is actually me, coming out of the cave). Legally, I am now as American as apple pie and Kentucky Fried Chicken. Miley’s Party in the USA on repeat for the rest of the day. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Passed my US citizenship test. Ironically, my acting career started off being shot by Americans. Now, I am one. (Yes, that is actually me, coming out of the cave). Legally, I am now as American as apple pie and Kentucky Fried Chicken. Miley’s Party in the USA on repeat for the rest of the day. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Happy Friday guys! Just letting all you legends know that in a week I start a darker turn on @hawaiifive0cbs where as per usual, I found my other fellow expatriate Australians on set and we talked nonsense for hours. Get around it! Have a great weekend! PS. Go Chiefs. 🌴🏈 #hawaiifive0 #alexoloughlin #patrickmahomes
Had a couple drinks last night. Woke up in Ancient Rome. This always happens. 😭
Happy birthday @rebeccaromijn! You absolute gem of a human, we’re lucky to have you. All my love xx
Take it from me, it isn’t about how embarrassingly bad you stacked it but about how cool you can walk away from it. No matter how grazed your butt is. 🚲🍑
Tonight’s the night! My first @hawaiifive0cbs episode directed by the lord to my left, Ian Anthony Dale and co-penned by the legend on my right that is Chi McBride. It is unfathomable how fortunate I was to have spectated firsthand two quality individuals so talented at their chosen crafts. My respect for them and the entire fleet down in Hawaii is paramount, that cast and crew is second to none. Enjoy it folks! 9p on CBS 🌴🎬 On a side note… I’m moving to Hawaii. You’ll find me there, on the beach working on a boat Shawshank Redemption style. A mouthful of Poke bowl and a Mai Tai. Come find me. Dear Red, if you’re reading this Instagram post, you’ve gotten out…
Well, I didn’t die. It’s been a fun decade. I ate copious amounts of frozen yoghurt. I moved countries. Many awkward silences were had. My mother still loves me, at least that’s what she says publicly. I lived strictly by the sacred millennial proverb, ‘Live. Love. Guffaw.’ And boy, did I guffaw these past ten years… Not bad for a kid who used to walk the streets of Australia pretending he was a private detective and that everyone else was a serial murderer. Catch all you legends next decade, x 🤓
Straight outta the Eastern suburbs of Melbourne. Known this bloke for 10 years and let me tell you, you can’t find friendships like this these days. The kind of mate who would run away if you ever got in a fight. The type of friend who would tweet to the world all of your deepest, darkest secrets. The sort of mate who definitely would not help you hide a dead body but would instead place you under citizens arrest and call the cops himself. Just can’t find it these days… I love ya @iamlincolnyounes 🙊❤️ 📸: @lukerieke
This is my ‘Gwen Stefani is severely underrated’ look. 📸: @chrisjonphotography
Awkwardly avoiding eye contact with the person you walked in on in the bathroom. And it’s like… why didn’t you lock the door? Now it’s weird for both of us and it just didn’t have to be this way if you just took a moment to think. So now I have to go tell my friends some fake excuse as to why I need to leave. If I had any friends. Which I don’t. Because you didn’t lock the door. We could’ve been friends. You ruined my life.
Started a moving company. Will probably lose some of your stuff. Good chance that fragile furniture gets damaged. And before you ask, no, I don’t shave my body. Or get waxed. Strong winds will blow off the few chest hairs that manage to bloom during warmer months. Sometimes, I’ll just sit at home trying to push some out. From the eyebrows down, I am essentially a dolphin or sea lion. Anyway, hairless body movers is open for business, HBM for short. ‘Moving you here to there, because we care. With no body hair’. 🚚 @higgsy_photography
Started a moving company. Will probably lose some of your stuff. Good chance that fragile furniture gets damaged. And before you ask, no, I don’t shave my body. Or get waxed. Strong winds will blow off the few chest hairs that manage to bloom during warmer months. Sometimes, I’ll just sit at home trying to push some out. From the eyebrows down, I am essentially a dolphin or sea lion. Anyway, hairless body movers is open for business, HBM for short. ‘Moving you here to there, because we care. With no body hair’. 🚚 @higgsy_photography
Started a moving company. Will probably lose some of your stuff. Good chance that fragile furniture gets damaged. And before you ask, no, I don’t shave my body. Or get waxed. Strong winds will blow off the few chest hairs that manage to bloom during warmer months. Sometimes, I’ll just sit at home trying to push some out. From the eyebrows down, I am essentially a dolphin or sea lion. Anyway, hairless body movers is open for business, HBM for short. ‘Moving you here to there, because we care. With no body hair’. 🚚 @higgsy_photography
Seven days in the city of New York with the one Robbie Sheehan. 🗽
Nothing like it. #premiers 🏆
Cue Nickelback song regarding a photograph. 🎵
How do surfers greet each other? They wave. Get it? No? I’ll show myself out. Am I okay to keep my car here overnight? Also do you mind looking after my dog for a few days while I work on my jokes? Cheers. 🏄🏻♂️👋
Not my mates, they just let me stand in for a photo. 🍻🏏🇦🇺
Here’s a photo of what @priscilla_quintana & I look like pre-makeup.
Just another contestant for the @leahmlewis chin-up challenge. #natashabedingfield
Been nothing short of extraordinary working with this unbelievable talent down here in Hawaii. She’s a talented force of nature, keep an eye out for her, she makes all of our scenes better just by simply being in them. 🌴 @niaholloway
Evidently not having fun at San Diego Comic-Con 🛰🛸🚀 @esquire @gettyentertainment #sdcc2019 📸: @richterfit
