Can attest that childbirth is in fact like digesting a goat 🤰🐐
Here’s your yearly reminder to wash your bras 💀🧼 #standup @netflixisajoke @netflix
It’s a sexional couch… #standup
We don’t talk about Covid handjobs enough 🦠 #standup
The rules of fruit foraging are simple, made better by a verse from Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” 🍓🫐
We didn’t realize the soba noodles she had for dinner had green tea in them until it was too late. We took her outside to burn some of that energy before bed and were serenaded with only the beginning of “Let’s Go Fly A Kite” for, what turned out to be, a 15 min run. I was really proud that before she ran she made sure there were no crocodiles.
This country is made of incredible people… so glad I stopped for that 3rd coffee before breakfast. Please give Jessup’s Java a follow on Facebook!
DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?! 🦍💕🪽💿🪒 Swipe to see all dates & tell me where I’ll see you! Ticket link in bio! #getreadytour
DO YOU HAVE YOUR TICKETS YET?! 🦍💕🪽💿🪒 Swipe to see all dates & tell me where I’ll see you! Ticket link in bio! #getreadytour
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
@bendconcerts was one of my favorite venues ever and I loved my first visit to Bend! Can’t wait to come back and try even more beer! 👣🍺
🎉Party Goblins assemble! Iliza: The Get Ready Tour is kicking off this week coming to a city near you! Grab your friends and #getready to laugh your heart out! 🎟️ livenation.com @ilizas #iliza #ilizashlesinger #comedytour #comedyreels #funnyreels #getreadywithme #funnyvideos #comedy #funnyaf #partygoblin
Judge away! Thank you to @parents for the chat about all things parenthood, touring, and so much more.
Judge away! Thank you to @parents for the chat about all things parenthood, touring, and so much more.
DO YOU SEE YOUR CITY? That means we’re coming YOUR WAY on the #getreadytour! 2 new shows just added on sale now. Tickets for all dates at iliza.com/tour (link in bio) 💿🦍🪽💕🪒
THE AUGUST LEG OF MY GET READY TOUR IS SHAVED AND WELL OILED ❤️🔥 Tix in bio for Eugene, Bend, Hanover, Atlantic City, Minneapolis, Winnipeg, and Calgary!!
Iliza absolves one listener of their sharting sins and is enthralled by gossip at the local BBQ spot in the new Ask Iliza Anything. Tune in wherever you get podcasts!
