DON’T FREAK OUT 💍 I know I’m too young (40) and it’s probably moving too fast (7 years) but @chipmmm asked me to marry him and I said YES. 💕 Wild. Surreal. Excited for all the big adventures and tiny dogs. I love youuuu, Chip!
DON’T FREAK OUT 💍 I know I’m too young (40) and it’s probably moving too fast (7 years) but @chipmmm asked me to marry him and I said YES. 💕 Wild. Surreal. Excited for all the big adventures and tiny dogs. I love youuuu, Chip!
PRESENTING…. “woman who always has her arm around her guy on vacation because she knows her angles and demands to be the selfie stick: A Retrospective” 🍹 Spent the last few days at @unico2087 enjoying their culinary and mixology #superbiasummer series. I neeeeeded it. #myunicoexperience
PRESENTING…. “woman who always has her arm around her guy on vacation because she knows her angles and demands to be the selfie stick: A Retrospective” 🍹 Spent the last few days at @unico2087 enjoying their culinary and mixology #superbiasummer series. I neeeeeded it. #myunicoexperience
PRESENTING…. “woman who always has her arm around her guy on vacation because she knows her angles and demands to be the selfie stick: A Retrospective” 🍹 Spent the last few days at @unico2087 enjoying their culinary and mixology #superbiasummer series. I neeeeeded it. #myunicoexperience
A weekend of feeding my face and my soul which, according to my aura reading, is doing pretty dang great. ✨ 🔮
A weekend of feeding my face and my soul which, according to my aura reading, is doing pretty dang great. ✨ 🔮
A weekend of feeding my face and my soul which, according to my aura reading, is doing pretty dang great. ✨ 🔮
A weekend of feeding my face and my soul which, according to my aura reading, is doing pretty dang great. ✨ 🔮
Perhaps my most embarrassing ‘who wore it best’ yet. 👽
Perhaps my most embarrassing ‘who wore it best’ yet. 👽
Perhaps my most embarrassing ‘who wore it best’ yet. 👽
Getting slightly burnt and lightly turnt at the prettiest place imaginable. Thank youuuuuu @jaclynrjohnson 🌴 🦝
Getting slightly burnt and lightly turnt at the prettiest place imaginable. Thank youuuuuu @jaclynrjohnson 🌴 🦝
Getting slightly burnt and lightly turnt at the prettiest place imaginable. Thank youuuuuu @jaclynrjohnson 🌴 🦝
Getting slightly burnt and lightly turnt at the prettiest place imaginable. Thank youuuuuu @jaclynrjohnson 🌴 🦝
Getting slightly burnt and lightly turnt at the prettiest place imaginable. Thank youuuuuu @jaclynrjohnson 🌴 🦝
An INCREDIBLY boring selfie because I felt like it.
ARE WE ROLLING? Hell yeah, we are. Rolling right over the Atlantic with TMGW! We are so excited! If you don’t have your tickets, get them, fools. (I think there’s literally like 20 left in London) It’s gonna be a a hoot. It’s gonna be cute. Don’t be left out.** ** Did you pronounce it to rhyme? I hope so.
Category is….. brat summer and trad wife roll up on a dinner party. 🐸🍀🍏🎾🔫💚 I am wearing an incredibly cheap slip dress that I cut in half to be a top, quickly got lipstick on the front, so I wore it backwards. This is a cry for help.
Reminiscing on a few weeks ago in NC. Take me back to tubing, biscuits, good beer, and @asheville.river.cabins 🙌🏻 HIGHLY reccomend.
Currently a 🐌 on my 🛋️ but reminiscing about last week @unico2087 TAKE ME BACK. #superbiasummer
Fear not, London! We added a second show and this one will be unhinged because it’s a Saturday matinee and there’s no way I ain’t having mimosas. Link in bio. Stink is b.o.
Highly recommend a last-minute trip to wine country after a stressful week to hang with your girl. Especially when that trip includes insanely good Cabernet at @seaveyvineyard 🍇 Possibly don’t recommend starting the party at 1 PM so that you’re faded by dinner and don’t remember watching an episode of Milf Manor 2. JKJK I do still recommend.
