Thanks to the Uganda chapter of the Patel family for taking me in, showing me the motherland, and attempting to poison me with my first paan— which I now know is basically a cocaine-like, menthol-laced, very wet dessert wrapped in a leaf. I’ve never felt such warm hospitality nor such fear for my own wellbeing. Now we are enjoying the fruits of a mid priority pass airport lounge and on our way to Tanzania to do some 🏔️ 🐆 🦒 ⛺️ 🏝️
Thanks to the Uganda chapter of the Patel family for taking me in, showing me the motherland, and attempting to poison me with my first paan— which I now know is basically a cocaine-like, menthol-laced, very wet dessert wrapped in a leaf. I’ve never felt such warm hospitality nor such fear for my own wellbeing. Now we are enjoying the fruits of a mid priority pass airport lounge and on our way to Tanzania to do some 🏔️ 🐆 🦒 ⛺️ 🏝️
Thanks to the Uganda chapter of the Patel family for taking me in, showing me the motherland, and attempting to poison me with my first paan— which I now know is basically a cocaine-like, menthol-laced, very wet dessert wrapped in a leaf. I’ve never felt such warm hospitality nor such fear for my own wellbeing. Now we are enjoying the fruits of a mid priority pass airport lounge and on our way to Tanzania to do some 🏔️ 🐆 🦒 ⛺️ 🏝️