92 degree Los Angeles heat after 8:30pm is nothing a little chilled white wine, good conversation, and copious amounts of blasting air conditioning can’t* distract you from 💋🌙🍷🥂🫠🤍🧊 *actually it can, this heat is the most distracting thing in the world and this whole post is straight up bold faced denial #pleasegodmakeitstop #weremeltingsweetbabyjesusweremelting #istherenomercyinthisworld #wine!
92 degree Los Angeles heat after 8:30pm is nothing a little chilled white wine, good conversation, and copious amounts of blasting air conditioning can’t* distract you from 💋🌙🍷🥂🫠🤍🧊 *actually it can, this heat is the most distracting thing in the world and this whole post is straight up bold faced denial #pleasegodmakeitstop #weremeltingsweetbabyjesusweremelting #istherenomercyinthisworld #wine!
92 degree Los Angeles heat after 8:30pm is nothing a little chilled white wine, good conversation, and copious amounts of blasting air conditioning can’t* distract you from 💋🌙🍷🥂🫠🤍🧊 *actually it can, this heat is the most distracting thing in the world and this whole post is straight up bold faced denial #pleasegodmakeitstop #weremeltingsweetbabyjesusweremelting #istherenomercyinthisworld #wine!
92 degree Los Angeles heat after 8:30pm is nothing a little chilled white wine, good conversation, and copious amounts of blasting air conditioning can’t* distract you from 💋🌙🍷🥂🫠🤍🧊 *actually it can, this heat is the most distracting thing in the world and this whole post is straight up bold faced denial #pleasegodmakeitstop #weremeltingsweetbabyjesusweremelting #istherenomercyinthisworld #wine!
Night gardening has quickly become one of my new favorite things ✨🌘🌿🍄🪐🌺
This is what unmasking in a most abrupt manner after 34 years looks like. Please keep your b0n€rs to yourselves, ladies and gentlemen
Little Fella is assisting* Mom with DIY home improvement projects on this beautiful afternoon. 🐭☀️🌸🛠🪚🌰💛🌴🍃🌻 *mostly by eating hazelnuts while cuddled up in the back of my shirt
Lil @cameo promo coming at ya! Next 19 Cameo requests for $19 🕺🏻 Link in bio Or Copy & paste: https://v.cameo.com/e/MfSCRRbaXMb
The universe works in mysterious ways
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
Happy birthday @jamesisntcool 🥳💫 There’s no one I’d rather watch the stars with from these two blundering corporeal prisons 🫶🏻 (This is a belated birthday message, James’ birthday is actually yesterday August 22)
And on that note, I’m making myself a cuppa chamomile tea, grabbing my book, and hopping into bed. … but imma make that lead-ridden window frame my bitch tomorrow (sic today).
Be your own one-woman-peer-review-group #FullMoonUneasyNervesCantLose 🛠🌕🧠💜✨💫
I can’t believe I get to wake up every morning and see these two perfect little faces 🥹🫶🏻🌞
Every day I’m hustlin’ for those good chin scritches 🐭🔥 #EveryDayImScurrying #ratsofinstagram #ratstagram #roofrat #rescuerat
Would you squish me? I’d squish me. I’d squish me so hard. 🐭💋 – @templetontheroofrat #ratsofinstagram #ratstagram #roofrat #rescuerat
