Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Wow. We did it. We did international travel and I only got a little sick at first and then we had a great time! I’m relearning how to travel post cancer and this trip was so great. I learned how to pose like all the Instagram girlies I saw taking pictures everywhere, we walked and explored everyday until I went nonverbal from hunger, sucked down mulled wine at Christmas markets like they might take it away from us, ate food on trains like giddy children, ordered McDonalds like adults at the nicest McDonalds I’ve ever seen in Vienna, figured out why we’re f*cked at the Freud museum, saw art and music and people and places and it was all so very excellent. Flying back on Thanksgiving and feeling very thankful today.
Successful trip to the US Open with my dad and brother. I got the dumb melon drink, watched a sh*t load of tennis, and got the privilege of hearing the most no-bullshit New York man behind us tell people taking selfies and blocking the match to “sit the f*ck down” and “get the f*ck outta here” for three hours straight. Truly excellent. No notes.
Successful trip to the US Open with my dad and brother. I got the dumb melon drink, watched a sh*t load of tennis, and got the privilege of hearing the most no-bullshit New York man behind us tell people taking selfies and blocking the match to “sit the f*ck down” and “get the f*ck outta here” for three hours straight. Truly excellent. No notes.
Successful trip to the US Open with my dad and brother. I got the dumb melon drink, watched a sh*t load of tennis, and got the privilege of hearing the most no-bullshit New York man behind us tell people taking selfies and blocking the match to “sit the f*ck down” and “get the f*ck outta here” for three hours straight. Truly excellent. No notes.
Successful trip to the US Open with my dad and brother. I got the dumb melon drink, watched a sh*t load of tennis, and got the privilege of hearing the most no-bullshit New York man behind us tell people taking selfies and blocking the match to “sit the f*ck down” and “get the f*ck outta here” for three hours straight. Truly excellent. No notes.
Successful trip to the US Open with my dad and brother. I got the dumb melon drink, watched a sh*t load of tennis, and got the privilege of hearing the most no-bullshit New York man behind us tell people taking selfies and blocking the match to “sit the f*ck down” and “get the f*ck outta here” for three hours straight. Truly excellent. No notes.
Successful trip to the US Open with my dad and brother. I got the dumb melon drink, watched a sh*t load of tennis, and got the privilege of hearing the most no-bullshit New York man behind us tell people taking selfies and blocking the match to “sit the f*ck down” and “get the f*ck outta here” for three hours straight. Truly excellent. No notes.
Let me stay.
POV: it’s your first time in Vienna. Beautiful city.
Tis the season to be a LBD 🙃
Come to Vegas with us in a minute and a half 🙃
Here we go again! I’m doing another solo show at @elysiantheater THURSDAY DECEMBER 19th @ 8PM and I’d love if you were there! It makes telling my stories a little more fun when there are people in the audience. Let me delight you with charming tales about breast cancer this holiday season! What a treat! Link in the bio for tickets! 🙃
