Lemme get this straight lady.. You didn’t care that they were coming for Mexicans, Guatemalans, Haitians, Asians, all black people, women, queer people, as long as you got to keep your proximity to whiteness. So you got on your knees in front of the world, & suckled on that orange, flaccid mushroom. And now you’re crying because, they have come for the wrong Hispanics?? The fuckwittery is strong on this one. I would donate to your GOFUCKYOU fund, but I have no f***s left to give. SAY GOODBYE TO ALL YOUR RELATIVES. Now I’m gonna go eat a chocolate digestive & start packing for Costa Rica, where I’m gonna sit by the ocean, & mind my own damn business. I’m done trying to educate you selfish, maggot brained turd baskets. I suggest all black people, especially the 92% protect your peace for the next 4 to eternity years. You did your best. Peace. And happy Black History Month See you in LA April 19th, D.C, Halifax & beyond. DON’T ASK ME SHIT!! ginayashere.com for deets @chescaleigh might as well make a leopards album at this point, & a book of finger paintings for these dummies. #ginahasspoken #isaidwhatisaid #andwhat #noapologies #ginasrants
Well. I’m gonna protect my peace & watch this fuckwittery from a distance. I’ll pop back in from time to time to tell some jokes, but THAT’S IT Come see me somewhere… DON’T ASK ME SHIT!! ginayashere.com for deets #ginahasspoken #isaidwhatisaid #andwhat #noapologies #ginasrants
Well. Looks like I didn’t miss much. None of this surprises me. When we told you we were entering a fascist dictatorship, you gaslit us & told us we were snowflakes. And these headlines are making me laugh ..’Apparent Nazi salute’ ‘Arm gesture draws scrutiny’. WE ALL SAW WHAT TF THAT WAS! Stop playing. 🤣 It’s Suckerberg sitting next to this prick. Is having more money than can feed the world 3x over that important to you dude? And don’t get me started on the black buffoonery. These ‘street’ dudes shuckin’ & jiving for people who hate them. Well, I hope the walls of your new mansion can keep out your conscience. Love how they’re trying to make excuses for dude, ‘He has Asperger’s, it was just an awkward gesture!’ ‘It wasn’t exactly the same!’ They really think that we’re all gonna not believe what our eyes saw, & to be fair, they will be right for a lot of blind Trumpists. It’s like the Emperor’s new clothes, except the Emperor’s are wearing Swastika covered shit suits. Anyway. Anyone wanna buy a purple wrapped Tesla, hit me up. Bought the shit before I knew, & now I wish the damn thing burned down with my house. I’m gonna sit in Canada & Costa Rica for a bit & watch this dumpster fire from afar. I’m done fighting. GOOD DAY
My friend Bevali sent me this video from our last group trip to Costa Rica with the caption: ‘Is this how you’re getting to the airport now?😜 I laughed my ass off! And then texted back, ‘We ain’t that fuckin broke!’ In between bouts of crying, remembering a precious item that is now lost for ever, crying some more, remembering my last birthday party thrown at our house & my heart stopping for a second, then crying again, missing the view of Los Angeles from my deck, where I used to sit with a blanket in the middle of the night after everyone had gone to bed, there is the joy in having wonderful friends who have enveloped me & the Ninja in love, support, & humour. We’re heartbroken, but hopeful that this is happening for a reason & that we will come out the other side cleansed & renewed. Rising from the ashes like a fuckin PHOENIX! We’ll see. In the meantime, I will try to keep laughing, keep sadness at bay, and just keep moving forward Peace🖖🏾 #altadena
Why am I standing in the snow in a swimsuit? Ninja made me do this shit 🤣 Taking a break from ‘house burnt down’ bureaucracy & spending a day at @thermeawhitby doing Nordic spa shit. Hot baths, & saunas & massages & stuff. Thanks for all the lovely messages & gifts you guys have been sending, we appreciate the love. We will get thru this. I’m being looked after very well by my @startrekonpplus crew, so life is good (ish) 😛 Ok, off to get beaten up hopefully by a big Swedish dude…..Peace 🖖🏾
Why am I standing in the snow in a swimsuit? Ninja made me do this shit 🤣 Taking a break from ‘house burnt down’ bureaucracy & spending a day at @thermeawhitby doing Nordic spa shit. Hot baths, & saunas & massages & stuff. Thanks for all the lovely messages & gifts you guys have been sending, we appreciate the love. We will get thru this. I’m being looked after very well by my @startrekonpplus crew, so life is good (ish) 😛 Ok, off to get beaten up hopefully by a big Swedish dude…..Peace 🖖🏾
Red light therapy day.. Me & the Ninja are having a well deserved spa day to take our minds & bodies off our burnt down home, & not thinkin’ bout what is befalling America today, MLK day to add salt smeared in shit to the wound. I am disassociating from this spectacle of black buffoonery, while I float in hot tubs & get my ass beat by a tiny Chinese woman. Good day.
The ‘My house burnt down & I need money’ tour starts this month! I’m not cancelling any of my shows people, don’t be afraid… I love what I do & telling stories makes me feel alive. GET YOUR TICKETS! MORE SHOWS MIGHT BE ADDED… DON’T ASK ME SHIT!! GINAYASHERE.COM FOR DEETS
We’ve had a fuckin ludicrous waste of a day……
It’s been a rollercoaster of emotions these past few weeks. I still can’t believe the home me & the Ninja put our hearts & souls into, is gone. We picked every aspect of the house, devouring every episode of @hgtv & turning it into a hub for friends & family. In the few years we had it, our home was the epicenter of epic parties thanksgivings, passovers & impromptu BBQs, just because, & of course #choonsontuesdays We truly thought we would end our days there. We were amongst the many who were totally fucked over by our insurance companies. Fuck u and your stupid lizard @geico. But we count ourselves lucky, that we have somewhere else to stay, & the means to sustain ourselves while we fight the inevitable long lawsuit against those responsible for this fire, & those who will take our money, but not keep up their end of the bargain when the time comes. It’ll be a few years before we will be able to rebuild, but we can’t wait to get back to #altadena. It’s our favourite place we’ve ever lived & we want to contribute to keeping its legacy alive. In the meantime, I’m gonna sit here & cry a bit over these memories, then I’m gonna get up & get the fuck on with life. Feel free to cry with me. #altadenastrong #altadenaisnotforsale
Haven’t done a #ginashotelrooms for a while. Lemme know if I’ve gone soft… Come see me over the next few days in Bermuda, then LA, D.C & a few more places with more to come. Not too many tho, coz I’M TIRED! DON’T ASK ME SHIT!! ginayashere.com for deets. When I get back to Costa Rica in a few weeks, I’ll be doing an honest review of my own rental lofts. Who wants to see it??😛 #ginashotelrooms #controlcondom #travelinggermaphobe #stealables #fuckrussellpeters
This wonderful person @lizknightcreative sent us a painting she did of our house, which we will gladly hang in our Costa Rica home, until we can once again return to #altadena & rebuild. The new house will likely still have mid century vibes, but will be built from a bunch of fire retardant concrete, roof sprinklers, Kryptonite, Vibranium & whatever the fuck else will protect it from the results of global warming & corporate neglect. But our original baby will never be forgotten. PS we used to call those 2 palms the Nana trees, coz they represented us, GiNA & NiNA. They are still there, waiting for us. Thank you so much @lizknightcreative ❤️❤️❤️ #altadena #altadenastrong #altadenaisnotforsale
Ninja & I had never heard of #altadena when we were house hunting at the end of 2020. A member of my @bobheartsabishola writer’s room mentioned that it might be a good fit for us. My first question was ‘ How many black people live there!?’ We took a drive down, & saw black people living their best lives. Jogging without fear, walking their dogs & generally living the American dream. We immediately fell in love, narrowed down our search & were able to join this special community in December 2020. We bought our home, spent a significant amount upgrading it, & made it a centre for all our friends and family. We had a keyless lock, so our friends could let themselves in and jump in the pool or hot tub when we were out of town. Epic parties were thrown there, dinner parties, and friendsgivings. We loved our local eateries, and mom & pop stores like @1rhythmsofthevillage. Our house & the majority of these small businesses were consumed by the fires. We are absolutely devastated. My fear now is that many legacy black & brown families being screwed by their devil insurance companies, will be driven out of the area, unable to rebuild, and our beautiful town will be descended on by vulture developers, who will replace our wonderful architecture with glass box condos for rich tech bros, & trust fund babies, the spirit of #altadena gone for ever. I hope I’m wrong. But I’m probably not. PLEASE DONATE to all the gofundmes of vulnerable families in the neighborhood when you see them. As for me, all those friends I gave spare glasses & sneaks to, I’ll be coming to get some of those shits back!😜 Credit to @kahlil.greene #altadena #beautifulaltadena #altadenastrong
Went to #puertoviejo Costa Rica for 3 days last year, left with a plot of land & a vague idea. Now it’s growing before my eyes. I’ve never been good with money, but my Mumz instilled in me a love of real estate, so whenever I get a chunk, I throw it down on a property, so it doesn’t stay in the bank getting spunked on Jewelry, gadgets & sneaks, well not ALL of it 😂 Thank you @bobheartsabishola I’m excited about this one. Never built from scratch before. Working with @aduo_arquitectos has made it almost easy! I’ll be staying in my luxury cabins at Xmas, then these will be available to rent from next year, LEGGO! Go check out @ginascostacabins to watch the whole process #costaricacabins #costaricabuild #puertoviejoproperty #puertoviejo #tinyhouse#beach #landscaping #puravida #puertoviejo #tropicalloft #loft #limón #caribbean #costarica #contemporary #ComfortableDesign #interiorarchitecture #architecture #Architects #designandarchitecture #sustainabledesign
Ninja wanted me to add another clip to the vid, so here it is again ….. It’s been a rollercoaster of emotions these past few weeks. I still can’t believe the home me & the Ninja put our hearts & souls into, is gone. We picked every aspect of the house, devouring every episode of @hgtv & turning it into a hub for friends & family. In the few years we had it, our home was the epicenter of epic parties thanksgivings, passovers & impromptu BBQs, just because, & of course #choonsontuesdays We truly thought we would end our days there. We were amongst the many who were totally fucked over by our insurance companies. Fuck u and your stupid lizard @geico. But we count ourselves lucky, that we have somewhere else to stay, & the means to sustain ourselves while we fight the inevitable long lawsuit against those responsible for this fire, & those who will take our money, but not keep up their end of the bargain when the time comes. It’ll be a few years before we will be able to rebuild, but we can’t wait to get back to #altadena. It’s our favourite place we’ve ever lived & we want to contribute to keeping its legacy alive. In the meantime, I’m gonna sit here & cry a bit over these memories, then I’m gonna get up & get the fuck on with life. Feel free to cry with me. #altadenastrong #altadenaisnotforsale
I do now recycle… Cable TV is dead 😂 #comedy #standup #funny #joke #standupcomedy
Had fun with this bunch these last 5 days. They even forced me to leave my hotel room & do some sightseeing at the #crystalcaves #bermuda. Glad I did. Took my mind off the LA homelessness & away from the hours of bureaucratic bullshit phone calls for a bit. Great shows Bermuda! See ya in another 13 years 🤣
Had fun with this bunch these last 5 days. They even forced me to leave my hotel room & do some sightseeing at the #crystalcaves #bermuda. Glad I did. Took my mind off the LA homelessness & away from the hours of bureaucratic bullshit phone calls for a bit. Great shows Bermuda! See ya in another 13 years 🤣
Had fun with this bunch these last 5 days. They even forced me to leave my hotel room & do some sightseeing at the #crystalcaves #bermuda. Glad I did. Took my mind off the LA homelessness & away from the hours of bureaucratic bullshit phone calls for a bit. Great shows Bermuda! See ya in another 13 years 🤣
Had fun with this bunch these last 5 days. They even forced me to leave my hotel room & do some sightseeing at the #crystalcaves #bermuda. Glad I did. Took my mind off the LA homelessness & away from the hours of bureaucratic bullshit phone calls for a bit. Great shows Bermuda! See ya in another 13 years 🤣
Had fun with this bunch these last 5 days. They even forced me to leave my hotel room & do some sightseeing at the #crystalcaves #bermuda. Glad I did. Took my mind off the LA homelessness & away from the hours of bureaucratic bullshit phone calls for a bit. Great shows Bermuda! See ya in another 13 years 🤣
Had fun with this bunch these last 5 days. They even forced me to leave my hotel room & do some sightseeing at the #crystalcaves #bermuda. Glad I did. Took my mind off the LA homelessness & away from the hours of bureaucratic bullshit phone calls for a bit. Great shows Bermuda! See ya in another 13 years 🤣
Did a little guest set last night in Toronto with Tig Notaro at @comedybardanforth. Tried out a couple fire jokes for the ‘MY HOUSE BURNT DOWN, I NEED MONEY’ tour. GET YOUR TICKETS, LA, DC & HALIFAX! I’ll probably be adding a couple more dates. Maybe London, NYC, & Toronto when I come back in the summer for season 2 of #starfleetacademy. DON’T ASK ME SHIT!! ginayashere.com for deets
Thank you @boldenusa!! I’ll be sad, but my skin will be glowing!!!😛 What a wonderful gesture from a black owned business in black history month! Go get you some of these amazing products. Been using them exclusively for a few years now. Now anybody wanna give me some glasses, sneaks or custom suits, just slide in the DMs. 😜