The pressure of a reflective post! This has been a wild year. I’m thankful for my health and I miss Goose like crazy. And in between all of that are incredible people and wonderful experiences! 💖 Note to self: continue to look for the sweet silliness in 2025. 🙃
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
Happy birthday @elliottmorgan, my favorite muppet! Your intelligence is as inspiring as your stupidity. Your depth is as exciting as your dumb. Now, finish your PhD already so we can have more ridiculous fun (aka watch TV in bed). Love you!
The White House press secretary makes cereal.
Uh oh, a new lanky blonde bombshell has entered the villa. Brock became our very first foster dog a few weeks go and shortly after became our very first foster fail. I mean, just look at this guy, we didn’t stand a chance. Likes include: laying on the couch and following Elliott around. Dislikes (currently) include: having to leave the house. You can see how the universe put us together. Thanks, @californiadoodlerescues!
He’s got #bigboyenergy
Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope you can give yourself a little love today. 🙃 #valentinesday #selflove #eggs
It’s not goodbye it’s I’ll see you soon.
I’m obsessed with every Alan Cumming look on #thetraitors.
Warning: a small, sincere reflection on longtime content creation ahead. Ew, I know. Deal with it. I posted this on TikTok but we’ll throw it up in this Severed hallway too. I’ve been seeing a lot of comments like this lately (mostly on that intoxicating fever dream of lawless wonder, TikTok). I used to feel slightly embarrassed when people said they “used” to watch my content. Like I was past my prime. A cheugy old millennial. Remember cheugy?! For the love of god can someone take away her WiFi and her extremely limited Final Cut skills already?? Oh no, she got a CapCut subscription? FUCK. All those itchy feelings are my own projections of insecurity because this big doofy internet machine can make you feel like you’re not enough unless you’re constantly feeding their pReCiOuS aLgOs. To quote my favorite hand drawn female protagonist, ACK. These comments mean so much to me now. They make me feel that sweet tinge of nostalgia about the “good ol days” of content creation, or whatever you wanna call it. Look how far we’ve come. We’ve all been hanging out here for a while now. A REALLY LONG TIME, Y’ALL. It’d be psychotic if it wasn’t so sweet. This place is way bigger and weirder than it used to be. It’s excellent when we get a chance to run into each other again. 🙃 #realtalk #contentcreation #imusinghashtags
Non spon, not even a little bit. @cheesecakefactory is just my most reliable SSRI right now. 🙃
Got my first official curly girlie haircut. Very Meg Ryan meets my mom. Into it. Thanks, @kerrieurban!
Welcome to an unhinged episode of Grace’s Sick Kitchen. This may in fact be the only episode, who’s to say. 🤷🏼♀️ Today we’re making “The Best Chicken Soup You’ll Ever Eat” from @ambitiouskitchen. And damn, it was great. What should I cook next? #Cooking #chickensoup #soup #sporksarebetter
Welp, on this week’s TMGW pod @mametown stumbled onto reviews for her local rent-a-sex-doll shop, as one does. Justice for Gretchen. Listen wherever you get your pods or watch on YouTube.