Taskmaster NZ: Make This Teenager Think You’re Cool. #taskmasternz #taskmaster #tmnz
I had to slightly change this gag to suit a Canadian audience…. Why you should always date the nerdy guy #standup #comedy #reels
This photo of me from my tumblr is now over ten years old
Our family gatherings are different than most #comedy #standup
She’s just a girl on the beach doing her little crosswords!!
She’s just a girl on the beach doing her little crosswords!!
Charles is less interested in my New Year’s Eve backyard photoshoots.
Dating when you’re tall is hard #standup #comedy #comedyreels
LAST NIGHT I HIT GRANDMASTER IN TFT. Those who know me, know that comedy is a side hustle and my true passion is playing video games. I’m ready to be signed by any esports organisation. I couldn’t do it without my supporters. Mainly Charles who sits under my desk while I play and wraps himself up like a burrito.
LAST NIGHT I HIT GRANDMASTER IN TFT. Those who know me, know that comedy is a side hustle and my true passion is playing video games. I’m ready to be signed by any esports organisation. I couldn’t do it without my supporters. Mainly Charles who sits under my desk while I play and wraps himself up like a burrito.
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Finally drove down Great Ocean Road and all it took was 4 years living in Melbourne. I saw koalas and they weren’t even at the zoo. They were just THERE. I got so close I could’ve tickled their feet. I did not, I don’t know whether they’re ticklish or not. We also saw a bird of prey that was so big it could’ve been a wedge tail eagle but I couldn’t snap a photo quick enough to log it in my bird app. I will forever regret not causing an accident to be able to stop on the motorway. Overall, what a bloody beautiful trip with friends. Charles took it like a champ even the bits where Shaun had to babysit him in the car because there were no dogs allowed on that bit. He didn’t mind because we gave him a cold chip as a reward (Shaun, not Charles).
Look who I bumped into in Bristol! New Zealanders have a sixth sense which means that any time you’re travelling you will see someone you know from home. We just happened to be going to the same delicious bakery. It’s truly a gift. Also wow! This post serves as a timely reminder that I’m in the UK! I wonder where you could get tickets to my shows! SURELY NOT IN MY BIO, better check just in case!
I am in the UK! I’ve arrived in Newcastle where it is ONE DEGREE Celsius. Just one. I would love for this abrupt end to my southern hemisphere summer to be offset with a nice warm crowd of people. My tour starts in two days! Still tickets available for everywhere except London, sorry that’s sold out.
Taskmaster NZ: Guide your blindfolded teammate through the maze. Do not repeat words. #taskmasternz #comedy
An update on the new show tour. LIL TREATS GETTING SNAPPED UP LIKE THE KIT KAT CHUNKY FROM THE 7/11 ON THE WAY HOME.
