I threw my youngest a party at the weekend. Joyous screams, jelly and ice cream, balloons popping, hysteria and loud music. And then they left, running off to their father’s house because it was “his night.” The house once bursting with energy, now sat still.. Carefree mess, deflated balloons, smeared chocolate on pink velvet chairs. I sat and stared at the wall, full of sugar, wondering if I was fat and ugly now or just tired and old, after being kept awake by excited children the night before. This was a tragedy one cannot explain. The sound, the frenetic energy completely stopped. The promise of other kids screaming outside, hoping it was my own, saying they couldn’t bear to leave and wanted to come back. But it wouldn’t be. It shouldn’t be. They need both parents. So they hugged me on their way out, smiling, saying, “Thank you, Mama, for the best party ever.” And then I was there, worn out, glazed, wondering if I should spend the rest of my free time tidying their mess or go and drink three margaritas and smoke roll-ups… This was lonely.
I threw my youngest a party at the weekend. Joyous screams, jelly and ice cream, balloons popping, hysteria and loud music. And then they left, running off to their father’s house because it was “his night.” The house once bursting with energy, now sat still.. Carefree mess, deflated balloons, smeared chocolate on pink velvet chairs. I sat and stared at the wall, full of sugar, wondering if I was fat and ugly now or just tired and old, after being kept awake by excited children the night before. This was a tragedy one cannot explain. The sound, the frenetic energy completely stopped. The promise of other kids screaming outside, hoping it was my own, saying they couldn’t bear to leave and wanted to come back. But it wouldn’t be. It shouldn’t be. They need both parents. So they hugged me on their way out, smiling, saying, “Thank you, Mama, for the best party ever.” And then I was there, worn out, glazed, wondering if I should spend the rest of my free time tidying their mess or go and drink three margaritas and smoke roll-ups… This was lonely.
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Mumma is just back from holidays and wanted to take a moment to look back at 2024. Not bad !!! Thank you to everyone who made it so very special x 1. A pic of my holidays to get your attention 2. @photobookmagazine cover by @mikeruizone 3. With my new bestie (info to follow in 2025) @jamielaing 4. Milfs are better off at @asda 5. Was this cowboy hat in honour of @shaniatwain ? Of course it was! 6. Woah a 5 star live review from @thetimes for @glastofest 7. Performing Pressure with @kojeyradical live 8. One of my favourite shows of the year – @Paulweller’s gig for Gaza at o2 Academy Brixton 9. I’ve posted this before but I’m doing it again @jamielateral just where I have him most of the time 10. Unhinged mama on tour 11. @glastofest fam 12. My creative package deal : @fredcox 13. Before going on stage at The Glorification of Sadness Tour 14. On stage at aforementioned tour ❤️
Her milfesty delivers her 2024 Christmas message #queensspeech #christmas
“I can parent in other ways” @elizabday on the tarot card reading that made her feel at peace about not becoming a parent after 12 years of unsuccessful fertility treatments. Search ‘Mad, Sad & Bad’ wherever you get your podcasts. @palomafaith #elizabethday
“may this love find everyone !!!! awwwwww @mrjamesob on how grateful he is to experience a grand romance in his life with his wife! Search ‘Mad, Sad & Bad’ wherever you get yourpodcasts! @palomafaith #jamesobrien
The ultimate milfy Christmas song brought to you by me before I even had kids hahahaha #christmas #christmascover
Westmilfster. Dress @bora_aksu Body @atsukokudolatex Gloves @ninapetergloves Hair @louisbyrneiciaiw Make up @lanslondon Styling @rachelbakewell
This all may make me sound incredibly petty but that’s because I am !!!!!
Elizabeth Day x Mad, Sad & Bad !!!!!!!! 🫦 OUT TOMORROW @elizabday @palomafaith #elizabethday
Elizabeth Day x Mad, Sad & Bad !!!!!!!! 🫦 OUT TOMORROW @elizabday @palomafaith #elizabethday
