TFW when you’re sexting with the hubby and accidentally add Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg 🤦♀️
59? That’s my favorite position! Thanks @variety!
TFW you’re text fighting with hubby and accidentally add Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg again so then you text him back but he leaves you hanging with dots and then while you’re navigating your new throuple with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg you accidentally add US National Security Advisor Mike Waltz so then you’re texting with Mike Waltz as to how to sensitively break it off with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg but Mike accidentally ADDS Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg!!! 🤦♀️
TFW you’re text fighting with hubby and accidentally add Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg again so then you text him back but he leaves you hanging with dots and then while you’re navigating your new throuple with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg you accidentally add US National Security Advisor Mike Waltz so then you’re texting with Mike Waltz as to how to sensitively break it off with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg but Mike accidentally ADDS Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg!!! 🤦♀️
TFW you’re text fighting with hubby and accidentally add Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg again so then you text him back but he leaves you hanging with dots and then while you’re navigating your new throuple with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg you accidentally add US National Security Advisor Mike Waltz so then you’re texting with Mike Waltz as to how to sensitively break it off with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg but Mike accidentally ADDS Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg!!! 🤦♀️
TFW you’re text fighting with hubby and accidentally add Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg again so then you text him back but he leaves you hanging with dots and then while you’re navigating your new throuple with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg you accidentally add US National Security Advisor Mike Waltz so then you’re texting with Mike Waltz as to how to sensitively break it off with Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg but Mike accidentally ADDS Atlantic editor-in-chief Jeffrey Goldberg!!! 🤦♀️
The older I get the less I identify with myself in this video and the more I identify with the guy who says, “You’re ruining the number!” #crazyexgirlrfriend
Happy February Sex Day! #crazyexgirlfriend
Prescient? You be the judge!
Being married to a straight man for 10 years has finally rubbed off on me #lakers
In honor of Gregor’s bday week, be sure to spill some red wine in a fancy restaurant, crack open a tuna sandwich on a road trip and block your child’s face in a Legoland photo. (The last one is on me). I love you, @gregorcorp.
In honor of Gregor’s bday week, be sure to spill some red wine in a fancy restaurant, crack open a tuna sandwich on a road trip and block your child’s face in a Legoland photo. (The last one is on me). I love you, @gregorcorp.
In honor of Gregor’s bday week, be sure to spill some red wine in a fancy restaurant, crack open a tuna sandwich on a road trip and block your child’s face in a Legoland photo. (The last one is on me). I love you, @gregorcorp.
This show was fucking great #portlandia
Adam’s been gone 5 years today, which means there are 50,000 new songs we never got to hear. #adamschlesinger
Todey I am berthdey
Mini throwback to my wonderful talk with @craigyferg a few months ago. It’s chaos. Be kind. (Thank you @pattonoswalt)
#TB to @nataliemoralesandthenightcrew 💜💜 Swipe for photos taken by @the_.rovers_lens 📸 Special guests @annakendrick47 @taylorhanson @racheldoesstuff @hooraymae @bobcatgoldthwait @monicamartin
#TB to @nataliemoralesandthenightcrew 💜💜 Swipe for photos taken by @the_.rovers_lens 📸 Special guests @annakendrick47 @taylorhanson @racheldoesstuff @hooraymae @bobcatgoldthwait @monicamartin
#TB to @nataliemoralesandthenightcrew 💜💜 Swipe for photos taken by @the_.rovers_lens 📸 Special guests @annakendrick47 @taylorhanson @racheldoesstuff @hooraymae @bobcatgoldthwait @monicamartin
#TB to @nataliemoralesandthenightcrew 💜💜 Swipe for photos taken by @the_.rovers_lens 📸 Special guests @annakendrick47 @taylorhanson @racheldoesstuff @hooraymae @bobcatgoldthwait @monicamartin
#TB to @nataliemoralesandthenightcrew 💜💜 Swipe for photos taken by @the_.rovers_lens 📸 Special guests @annakendrick47 @taylorhanson @racheldoesstuff @hooraymae @bobcatgoldthwait @monicamartin
#TB to @nataliemoralesandthenightcrew 💜💜 Swipe for photos taken by @the_.rovers_lens 📸 Special guests @annakendrick47 @taylorhanson @racheldoesstuff @hooraymae @bobcatgoldthwait @monicamartin
#TB to @nataliemoralesandthenightcrew 💜💜 Swipe for photos taken by @the_.rovers_lens 📸 Special guests @annakendrick47 @taylorhanson @racheldoesstuff @hooraymae @bobcatgoldthwait @monicamartin