WIN these empty louis vuitton boxes. All you gotta do is follow my prick of a mate Darren that drives a lamborgini and obviously has a dick the size of a nik nak.
WIN these empty louis vuitton boxes. All you gotta do is follow my prick of a mate Darren that drives a lamborgini and obviously has a dick the size of a nik nak.
Sea captain gonna blow his fuckin load
That is all.
I’m sorry but I have to post this. Did all the press on my insta that they wanted me to do for the book and I get a phone call bollocking. Started recording half way through, but if you don’t laugh at a knob joke , your not human in my opinion.
Me secretly trying to wind my publishers up in a meeting today. Dont care if they their assholes in a twist about it as they’ve already paid me up upfront.
So yeah I’ve written a book… its called ‘Don’t Laugh It Will Only Encourage Her, out on the 28th October https://amzn.to/3rgzCDE
https://linktr.ee/dontlaugh
Signed copies: http://bit.ly/2OkZ0ct
Wats the 1st thing u gonna do wen covids gone
Don’t fucking ask…..
The only bra that my saggy tits fit in at the moment.
Tag someone from school who dumped you for a stupid reason . Lets get some fucking closure up in here!
Every ending of midsummer murders ever
When you leave big tesco with your mum and she hasnt bumped into anyone to have a four hour fucking chat with
Just wanna go on the piss with the weaver
Devestated to hear of the passing of this remarkable man. What an inspiration of kindness and strength. You gave us all such joy… and united us when we were at our weakest. God bless you Captain tom, you shall never EVER be forgotten x x
Bojo and the press
So bloody excited for this.
Me and me bezzie @susiewoosie12 laughing til we fucking cry at awkward blind dates
#datingnofilter on SKY ONE 25th of Feb. Bring wine and wear a tena lady
DATING NO FILTER
TONIGHT SKY ONE 10PM
(basically goggle box but for dating)
Fuck me, I’ve never laughed so hard in my life @susiewoosie12