EDIT: Thanks so much to everyone who’s said such nice things about my bear! 😽
SOUND ON, U.K! 🇬🇧🏴 This summer I am doing a run of shows at the @sohotheatre in London and then 2 weeks for Edinburgh Fringe Festival at Pleasance One! Ticket link in my bio. I’ve been precticing with using filters on photos. I’m not an expert or anything but I tried out a couple of them. What do you think? Please constructive criticism only 😌 I’m just starting out using editing on my photos so I am just experiment and taking small steps. Crazy as they sound I find I’m at the deepest piece most when I’m editing photos taken of me to change them 😌. Please keep commonts kind and about the filters and giving advice on that and not making comments about my how huge my chest is now or how hard they look or anything about that or how I need to sweep the floor bc I don’t have time or I would and don’t acknowledge the spackling on the wall or ask about whale plushie (I don’t own the rights to it) or the blackout curtains. If you must mention one of those forbidden things please keep it constructive and I prefer it be my chest but please keep it non sensual compliments that are constructive and feminist and pls ease no tongue twisters puns alliteration or word play or quotes from tv show I am on unless it’s constructive try not to make that about the shape of my chest and please let me know what you think of the shoe!
EDIT: Thanks so much to everyone who’s said such nice things about my bear! 😽
SOUND ON, U.K! 🇬🇧🏴 This summer I am doing a run of shows at the @sohotheatre in London and then 2 weeks for Edinburgh Fringe Festival at Pleasance One! Ticket link in my bio. I’ve been precticing with using filters on photos. I’m not an expert or anything but I tried out a couple of them. What do you think? Please constructive criticism only 😌 I’m just starting out using editing on my photos so I am just experiment and taking small steps. Crazy as they sound I find I’m at the deepest piece most when I’m editing photos taken of me to change them 😌. Please keep commonts kind and about the filters and giving advice on that and not making comments about my how huge my chest is now or how hard they look or anything about that or how I need to sweep the floor bc I don’t have time or I would and don’t acknowledge the spackling on the wall or ask about whale plushie (I don’t own the rights to it) or the blackout curtains. If you must mention one of those forbidden things please keep it constructive and I prefer it be my chest but please keep it non sensual compliments that are constructive and feminist and pls ease no tongue twisters puns alliteration or word play or quotes from tv show I am on unless it’s constructive try not to make that about the shape of my chest and please let me know what you think of the shoe!
Finally got the OK to share! So not many people know this about me but I died a couple of months ago of natural causes (Need to flag that none of you checked in on me?🙄) but the angels at @Hinge were nice enough to hire me in the afterlife to do some light admin work for them (i.e afterlife gatekeeping adjacent oracle stuff etc etc.) Here is some footage of that experience if you’re curious! #hingepartner
Credits to the team!
Agency: @wkportland
Production: @biscuit.filmworks
Director: @binbagdamngood
DP: @the_rinayang
Production Design: @stargaytzar
Makeup: @athenapaginton
Hair: @shun_hairhead
Wardrobe: @josefcechota
BTS Photography: @fendi_flaps
Edit: @jointpdx
VFX: @yourstruly.kevin
Color: @color__collective
Sound: @fielddaysound.tv
Illustrations: @tarabooth
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
This is the face I’ve been making recently when I “get close“ 🥴🫦💦 & rn I am at the airport “getting close” to heading to ASPEN for my show tomorrow night at Wheeler Opera House for the Aspen Laugh Festival! Ticket link in bio.🫡”🥴 Unrelated, one of my favorite things about being at be airport is admiring all the little vehicles on the tarmac at the airport. All the strange little cars rushing around, all scurrying, where are they going? Like robots in a sci fi feature where the robots have jobs. It feels like WALL-E to someone like me! I love that movie, despite the fatphobia. If I got to remake it, I’d change that. Smiling as I think about me changing that 😌 And as I sit on the plane, sipping tomato juice leaning over a little bit to rest my head against the window, && in doing so exposing my fowl pussy, I can’t help but get so excited imagining all the snow boarding and skiing I’ll be doing there. I’ve never done it before but I hope that I’m good! I’ll admit my coordination is not the best, but I have a willingness to learn and try. So feeling so excited about that though I am a little worried about the time crunch with wanting to ski, preparing for and performing my show, and needing to stop by a clinic to have them scoop all the grit and sebum build up out from me rotten sludge filled fowl pussy that you better believes spilled over into me shitta so they’ll have to scoop that one too. So I hope I have time to ski. Anyways. I’ll see you so soon. And have a safe flight everyone 😘😈
VANCOUVER! I have been loving to smile these days when you cross my mind’s eye* and it’s got me thinking it’s time I wanting to show you my breasts? 🤔 Tomorrow night even? 830pm At the Vogue Theatre as a part of JFL Vancouver even? 🥳 link in Bio!
*my mind’s eye is blue 😻
VANCOUVER! I have been loving to smile these days when you cross my mind’s eye* and it’s got me thinking it’s time I wanting to show you my breasts? 🤔 Tomorrow night even? 830pm At the Vogue Theatre as a part of JFL Vancouver even? 🥳 link in Bio!
*my mind’s eye is blue 😻
Just some BTS footage of me at home with my kids! @hinge #hingepartner